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King Cuck reaching 100 goals edition

previous: MATCHDAY 29:
>Saturday, 17th of March 2018
Udinese 1 - 2 Sassuolo (42' OG Ali Adnan; 44' Fofana; 74' Sensi)
S.P.A.L. 0 - 0 Juventus
>Sunday, 18th of March 2018
Sampdoria 0 - 5 Inter (26' Perisic; 30' P, 31', 44', 51' Icardi)
Benevento 1 - 2 Cagliari (46' Brignola; 90+1' Pavoletti; 90+6' P Barella)
Crotone 0 - 2 A.S. Roma (39' El Shaarawy; 75' Nainggolan)
Milan 3 - 2 Chievo Verona (10' Calhanoglu; 33' Stepinski; 34' Inglese; 52' Cutrone; 82' André Silva)
Torino 1 - 2 Fiorentina (59' Veretout; 86' Belotti; 90+4' P Théréau)
Hellas Verona 0 - 5 Atalanta (2' Cristante; 45+4' P, 48', 69' Ilicic; 71' A.Gomez)
20:45 SS Lazio - Bologna
20:45 Napoli - Genoa

Reminder international break will start at the end of this matchday:
>Friday, 23rd of March 2018
20:45 Argentine - Italy
>Tuesday, 27th of March 2018
21:00 England - Italy

We will follow these games in disguise.

Reminder to keep it comfy.

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porco dio
porca madonna
e tutti gli angeli ogbonna

Fuck this league, and fuck Wh*te People

Dubs and Montella wins Champions League

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single digits and montella wins la liga

>balotelli 22 season goals still not called up for national team

He literally carried Italy through 2012 euro and limited 2014 campaign

Italy couldn’t even pass against Sweden without him depending on tap in merchant immobile and nonshow belotti lol

why are sampdoria so prone to getting BTFO'd

Fuck I was so close to meme-ing Montella to CL victory

that's simply unbelievable.
We choked against Sweden and Ventura played like 7 different strikers and they are almost all shittier than Balo.
He could have brought us to the world cup.
Buffon and Derossi hates him so he is kind of banned, it's a fucking shame

It's not like he's going to miss the WC anyway

He was again excellent today against PSG. One header on the goal-post and one on the crossbar. Couldn't watch the game but the french are saying he was excellent.

false, roma will win the CL, against juventus

This

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sevilla would be cool 2bh

If this happens Juventus fans will commit suicide so hard it will make Heysel look like a joke.

>make Heysel look like a joke
why would liverpool fans be there?

meant for

This is what happens when you let FJGC dominate Gli Azzurri

I was referencing the dead Juventini in the Heysel Disaster

so was i
whats your point

Napoli (4-3-3): Reina; Hysaj, Albiol, Koulibaly, Mario Rui; Allan, Jorginho, Hamsik; Callejon, Mertens, Insigne. All.: Sarri.
>Genoa (3-5-2): Perin, Rosi, Spolli, Zukanovic, Biraschi, Lazovic, Hiljemark, Bertolacci, Laxalt, Pandev, Galabinov. All.: Ballardini.

Lazio (3-5-2): Strakosha; Luiz Felipe, de Vrij, Wallace; Marusic, Parolo, Leiva, Luis Alberto, Felipe Anderson; Nani, Immobile.
>Bologna (3-5-2): Mirante; De Maio, Gonzalez, Helander; Torosidis, Dzemaili, Pulgar, Donsah, Masina; Verdi, Palacio.

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We know they're all shitter. Even a lazy balo is is good. The problem is he's prone to a red card.

Anyway fuck it. It saves everybody the pain of having to watch cantdreva running around shitting it up

hello

Read again carefully

he's literally dumber than a scouser, leave him be. see and learn

f-forza Genoa

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Let's go ragazi.

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oh no

VERDI

wtf i don't like ss nazio now

Lazio 0-[1] Bologna - Verdi

BLOOTED

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Where are the fans?

wtf did it hit the crossbar or the keeper fucked it up?

My favourite meme after the Shqip Grug poster

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>tfw Strakosha al fanta

>JA ZU RASSISMUS

JA
ZU
RASSISMUS
...

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>Genononono

Italians don't even play footballer. You just show up to kick each other and will accidentally hit the ball sometimes. Disgusting

it's a crossbar

Based Leiva!

Damnit

Hello my pizza friends.

Waiting for the Napoli match to see them stop J*ventus with the 7th title in a row like Porto will stop B*nfica with the 5th consecutive title

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Ragazzi, dovrei rinunciare alla figa il weekend per seguire il calcio?

wtf i thought we were friends
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Yes I'm the one who's dumb not the bong with poor reading comprehension who can't understand a simple sentence.

Never stop being butthurt you pathetic gobbi piece of shit.

Hello, match has started. 17 min in 0-0.

Lazio [1]-1 Bologna - Leiva

Is Hamsik kill?

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>Actually thinking this will happen
Napoli are a bunch of losers with inferior mentality
Last time they won a scudetto was when they had Moggi cheat them to one

I love Lucas Leiva lads

where are the fans?

nice pass/goal. Good for Leiva

>shqip grug dink footrock is corrupts, FJGC iz corrupt, every footrock team dopings
>only MULAN is clean, infacts MULAN mean "honest" in ancient shqiptar mountain languages
>SHQIP GRUG NO LIK WEN SOMONE SAY BAD THING ABT MULAN
>*slam slam slam*

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good post

based

To be fair Italy is a corrupt country so he is right, but Milan is corrupt too

Meh I don't dislike any teams outside. I like more Napoli but that doesn't mean I hate Juve.

I just think it's funny because Porto and Napoli is in the same objective of stoppin' the last champions in their consecutive titles ahah.

Thanks my trve aryan friend

I'm being interested in Italy League since 1 month ago so I don't like or dislike a lot any team. It's just a superficial empathy.

>shqip grug dinks meelan deserve gambians leeg ober napule and riomma becusz muh history
>GIB GAMBIANS LEEG NAO
>SLAM SLAM SLAM

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Dunno how Napoli stayed top so long with this atrocious finishing

i wish lazio would stop choking already so we could be done with the milan in cl meme

TROLLPOST

nobody denies that
it's just that this kid is a legit retard, he thinks every BBilan defeat is due to doping by their opposition, bribing, or some absurd conspiracy scheme against his beloved team

based

*shoots a rocket a km over the goal*

He's not as bad as you make it to be.

Napoli playing really good now.

make it out*

t. memelan fan

Is Laxalt good enough for Urgay?

I don't want ˥juve to win

Should I watch the second half Lazio - Bologna or Napoli - Genoa?

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Based shqip grug Poster

You know, I often like the way Napoli play a lot. But it's one thing when you can string in passes like these and making chances against Genoa but another when you can hardly do it against bigger teams.

Even in this match their attack is incapable of finding intuition against a very defensive, but obviously sub par, Genoa where they sit back and position themselves well enough to throw off their attack. With the players they, have they had an overachieving season in my opinion. But they need to spend to get better. At least a better winger than Calejon and a better striker than Mertens and also a better defence and GK. I think their midfield is fine, though.

At times he's annoying, the fact that his flag basically turns him in a tripfag malgré-eux-même doesn't help for sure

cringe
and for the record you danish roma loser milan has 7 of those

It's not my fault that you cherrypick my posts to suit your agenda and conveniently ignore the rest of my posts

Whether you like it or not there have been many times in the past that Milan has been refballed against and at least one time where an opposing team doped against us(Marseille).

I get that you're upset that I said Juve doped against Ajax in '96 but I didn't come up with that shit you moron. That comes from various reports over the years including one recent one from a few years ago. So stop crying already you fucking loser.

>multiquoting
Dude, are you okay?

Try combining your posts like you do here, that way people can't ignore your posts and take them out of context.

Yeah, the flag play a big part. If he was italian it would go unnoticed most of the time.
[spoiler]malgré lui*[/spoiler]

Sorry, I tried ti be fancy and it backfired. The more you know

That's good, learning french? You just used the plural form.

Milik was a good option, it offered something different in the attack. A right winger that could offer something different to Callejon would help them a lot, but better subs for the fullbacks would have made a big difference.

Everybody is a tripfag here because of the flag shit.
Like that Belgian you're responding to? Everyone knows he's a Milan fan.
The Danish Guy in here? Everyone knows he's the Roma fan
Slovak, Aussie and Pole? Juve fans.
Dutch guy? Either Roma or Juve fan...I think the webm dude was a Roma fan iirc.

Only Italians get to be "anonymous" in Sup Forums and especially in /seriea/

I do multiquote in occasion

It's not my fault if other people don't want to read.

Nice """"attempt"""" there Pandev

>napolel
What happened, why are they shit all of a sudden?

Dubs and Genoa score a cheeky own goal tonight.

Dubs and I cancel yours

Checked

>Everybody is a tripfag here because of the flag shit.
>Like that Belgian you're responding to? Everyone knows he's a Milan fan.
>The Danish Guy in here? Everyone knows he's the Roma fan
>Slovak, Aussie and Pole? Juve fans.
>Dutch guy? Either Roma or Juve fan...I think the webm dude was a Roma fan iirc.

too bad they're not complete retards like yourself lmao

That was my point, even if you foreigns don't shitpost much more than italianons you can still get singled out and made fin of. I guess it's part of this thread's folklore now

Napoli - genoa still 0-0 draw.
Looks like juve will win again. boring.

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>albania going on his daily autismal shitposting spree

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Hat-trick for Ronnie, Jj's on suicide watch

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The Slovak was a primo retard
He was obsessed with how Pogba was shit and when Man U won the Europa League and Juve got killed by Madrid on the final he disappeared from the face of the earth.

On the other hand in my case...I'm far from a retard
Most of my assessments from last summer(including the fact that Montella was shit) were correct.

I know you and some others here get annoyed by me because I tend to be overly vocal but it is what it is.

How can Napoli be playing this badly

Dubs And Genoa will win

Yeah. I mean I could have just hid myself under an Italian proxy but I didn't.

dubs and Genoa will lose

Finally