Golf isn't a sport!!!

>Golf isn't a sport!!!

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golf is a good walk spoiled by golf

what's wrong with Fruit Loops?
jerk.

Golf is a great game that only looks boring cause you don't know how to play. Source: me, I don't know how to play but I know it's a great game.

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>sergio garcia posts on spee
interesting twist

rick & morty doesnt belong on that picture

I'm a professional golfer of Spain, but I'm not Sergio. My initials are RCB.

>golf is only exciting when tiger is playing!

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>best player in the history of the world is literally and unironically black
soy, pls

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mini golf > golf

>he's not a soylad
feel sorry for u m8

>surprised when it gets decapitated
he seems bright

Driving the cart around the field is more of a sport than the actual golfing is

"Golf is a good walk ruined" - Mark Twang

>eating sugary cereals past your teens

go away chad

... The prozac thing is kinda weird and out of place..

What a fucking retard

>golf is a good walk spoiled

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is it?

how many prozacs are you on right now?

>man v nature
>man v man
>man v self

Literally the GOAT sport

WTF

t. SSRI addict

real talk though, blacked/vixen/tushy have good cinematography for porn.

what else would you eat for breakfast? i have no fucking time to make myself some eggs.

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kill yourself, unironically.
im serious, just end it now.

>What's wrong with Froot Loops
Nothing if you're 7 and planning a great day of play or learning. But if you're over the age of 13 eat some real food, like a bagel or a Muffin

Coffee and half a grapefruit you weirdo.

>Sony ponies so mad about the flop known as the vita and the stealing of their mascot that they bring their anger to Sup Forums
Oh my lord I am CRINE at the desperation

>dude heavy colour contrast and bright lighting lmao
It has good cinematography for porn, but that's still a fucking low bar.

Toast or non sugary cereals.

It doesn't even take that long to make eggs, you can boil one in like 5 minutes.

Why? Cause I judge the cinematography of porn and lump Blacked in with the other things made by the company that have the same type of cinematography?

any video gaming that doesn't involve sports betting is soy I am sorry that was banged into your head

Toast. Even cereal that isn't just ADHD in a box.
Have some bran with yogurt

That would be triathlons and more specifically ironman triathlons, not golf.

*wasn't banged

vodka coffee and just eating sugar out of the bag

Whats wrong with Science?

Why is Sup Forums so obsessed with Blacked?

>science from black science reddit man

It's not science in and of itself, but the fanaticism behind it, almost like it's a religion. Science is a method of observing and measuring the world, not a way of life.

how the fuck is toast any better than fucking sugary cereals? fucking anglos i swear.

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Sup Forumstrads are Mutts and mad that they don't have a 12in penis

How do people find porn that's so clinically perfect and clean that it could be shot in a hospital sexy? Renaissance paintings of naked women is more exciting than shit like Vixen

Because sugary cereals are just going to give you a sugar crash before midday.

It's used as a political tool by idiots who think they understand science but in the end just want to justify their political points with information that could just as easily be explained differently or completely contradicted

>not blending oatmeal, peanut butter, banana, and milk for an all around great start to the day

Rent free

>caring about cinematography in a porno

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because you're too far gone to ever contribute anything useful to society. "I judge the cinematography of porn" doesn't that make you feel shame? Embarrassed? you are a hedonist, you're living to abuse your dopamine receptors. you are a materialist and a hyper-consumer. the lifestyle you live is an unsustainable one, you're probably impotent. I hope you either reform your ways or end it now.

this tranny got triggered...tell us why you love Islam so much?

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Fuck, that sounds good. Though I'm not the biggest fan of banana.

>turning non-political shit into your hatred of Trump
Rent Free

Nice Photoshop, that thing is probably a trump supporter

>you are a hedonist, you're living to abuse your dopamine receptors

But the only think most people are good for is their orgasms.

unlike you i don't have diabetes so i should be fine, thanks for your concern though

>Alt-left

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do you think you're any better? why are you above other people?

so that is the normal left?

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>doesn't that make you feel shame? Embarrassed?
I'm anonymously posting an observation I've made about one of the most consumed types of media in the world. I'm lucky that I'm capable of noticing differences like that, I may masturbate and fuck more than the vast majority of people, but every soy boy and proto-soy I've ever discussed masturbation with masturbates less than one time a day.

Bugmen have no sex drives, they only fuck to feel connection

>hate God
>let people that will shove their God's cock so far down your throat you will die flood your country
why are Swedes like this?

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I said I was above other people? I think I'm above you, because you're not only stupid, but openly and actively ignorant to the point you think people who lack your ignorance should die

hold on a minute this thread isn't about golf is it?

Come back to me when you don't live in a third world country, mutts

are you really too fucking stupid to tell the difference between actual and fake news, silly american?

That last one isn't unique at all though. Plenty of countries have a fruit and meat combination. Pork steak and apple sauce, meat curries and chutneys.

Come back at me when you lift

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this.

right wingers are the biggest virgins on Sup Forums

you're lucky you can notice cinematography? that doesn't make you smart. why do you have no self-control? you think you are strong, but you cow to your most base desires whenever you feel them? you are like a child.

>right wingers are the biggest virgins on Sup Forums
Virtue signal about how not-racist you are you fucking pedo lover

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OK what is gender-equal snow plowing?

The first and second one can also count for the Majority of European countries, China, Japan or any other country not named "the United States"

what about accepting porn is enlightened? also the irony in your statement is delicious.

There's literally nothing wrong with
The Switch
Nintendo
Blacked.com
Game of Thrones
Star Wars
Reddit
or IPAs

and that doesn't make me a soyboy

They snow-plowed sidewalks to malls first....seriously

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Golf is comfy as fuck and I don't give a shit if you don't like it

Shit women do was put on equal footing as roads that "80% of men use".

>worried about racial purity
>forgets eugenics past
you sound a bit angry about racemixing, maybe the swarm of immigration and all the swedish women fancying brown penis will improve your view

They prioritised ploughing pavements over roads, since women are more likely to use them, while men are more likely to be drivers. You may notice this as not being equal at all, since it prioritises one thing over another to favour one gender.

>didn't reveal my political leanings
>y-y-yo re a LEFTY!1!1 p-p-pedo cuck!!!!!


hit a nerve did i lad? don't worry, you'll have sex one day champ

yeah i just read an article about it.

call me crazy but that shit is crazy

>you think you are strong, but you cow to your most base desires whenever you feel them?

You're digging too much into theology to find worth in your life as an incel. Also my gf loves porn even more than me, watches it far more than me and is just finishing medical school

Uh-huh

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S A L T Y

you have more faith in swedish people than you should hanz

Not with all the unnecessary sugar he's eating

I own a Switch and Rick & Morty is my favoutite show

And that DOESN'T make me a soyboy.

>can easily tell how butthurt this samefag Abdul is because of his flag
Don't act like you are left-wing

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DUDE REFUGEES LMAO

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so Sup Forums hates rick & morty and game of thrones just because reddit happens to like both shows?

So you think 1000% more Muslims and Africans a year for you will help? Seriously?

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>what about accepting porn is enlightened?
That doesn't even make sense as a question, are you like on the spectrum to the point where you think in complete absolutes

Everytime I see this pic I think about di maria e Van Laal

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thats not theology, but ok. im sure you and your porn-addicted gf wont have any relationship problems, the strongest interpersonal connections are predicated on a mutual love of watching other people have sex :^)

to be fair you need a high iq to understand rick and morty

you have a great grasp on rhetoric