ITT: Characters that are totally you

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But Fry has a job. And friends.

im a mix of butters and fry

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I'm zoidberg then

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I bet this guy owns multiple fedoras.

minus the career

I have a pog collection

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I want to see them

Zoidberg has a job.

Op this is literally me

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Fry would be literally me if not the fact that he somehow manages to fuck qts on a semi regular basis throughout the show

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esther you ugly

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Except I also have Jeremy's work ethic and delusional aspirations of being a musician
Might just off myself desu

Literally this guy

Spent a lot of my teenage years hanging around with my cousins and a group of friends who were on average about 4 years older than me. Every time we'd meet a new person as part of that group, they'd think I was hanging around as some sort of joke and that I'd go home when it started to get dark or something, even though I was as much a part of the group as everyone else. You have no idea how frustrating it is trying to prove constantly that you're not just some tag along kid.

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me on the right

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me on the left

Idk, whats a character that gets fucked over every time, and every week just brings on more problems in his life?

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kys weeb go back to Sup Forums

haha look at him go

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>65 bongs a day
Is that British for 24 hours a day?

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Is this from Intervention?

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Britain is insane.

Legitimately

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Beat me to it. I even have my own Janice. I keep going back to a girl I broke up with two years ago because I can't get anything better. Despite being attractive and socially competent I'm completely oblivious to the game of sexuality and am fully aware of my lack of ability there. Girls show interest in me but quickly lose it as they begin to get to know me. I also have an office job I'm good at.

Hopefully this continues though and I'll get a Monica some day.

-minus the wife.

Me on the right.

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You still have a hot girlfriend? Nice

What's the Janice girl like? Could you see yourself staying with her long term? If not what's the point?

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WEAK FUCKING SISTER

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Help me guys

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>i was as much a part of the group as everyone else

if you have to say it it ain't true homeslice

For me it’s Joker – intelligent, nihilistic and with a wicked sense of humor.

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She's chubby, good family and values, and madly in love with me. I could maybe stay with her long term if she lost weight and looked good after doing so but I would want to date other girls and find out what I want first.

When you're burned..

where do I click to unsubscribe from your boring ass blog?

You wish, fat boi

Oh and dry spells send me back to her. Not having a bj in months does that to me.

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Same

Fat Pizza

kek

>tfw I have never come from a bj in my life

I have qt gf, she can even deep throat, makes noises, the whole 9 yards,.. I enjoy the process, but I'm just not able to come.

What do?

they wouldnt write a movie about someone as unemotional, isolated, and socially illiterate as i am.

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what

she's not doing it right

>wet mouth
>lips moving up and down your shaft
>tongue action
>no or at least minimal teeth

If she checks all these boxes something's wrong with your dick. Feel her up while she's doing it or something.

I can come in 60 seconds if I want to (which I did one time when we were in a hurry) and I'm the only guy she's ever given head to and she doesn't do anything special.

pic related

not a character tho

Not him but visualize yourself fucking a girl you find extremely hot and close your eyes. For me the girl needs to be going fast and repeating the same movement, usually I have to hold her head and push it slightly. They always seem like they wanna give up but their desire to please me is stronger. Don't give up, cumming in a girl's mouth is second to none.

Spat out my tea

I'll be Lane in a few years

Yeah, she's doing all of those. It feels really good, but I just can't cum.

I don't know what it is, I have no problem cumming during sex, so I don't know what the problem is.

I actually tried watching porn simultaneously a few times and that worked.

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Housos?

>Don't give up, cumming in a girl's mouth is second to none.
Other guy here, does it ever tickle for you? Often does for me (mostly when she's on the top) and it damn near ruins it sometimes.

HOW COME HE DON'T WANT ME MAN

there's something about this guy's face I just can't stand. I don't know what it is, please help me out here guys

I'm not a woman but I feel she basically is me

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you wish you were as cool as Mitch, don't kid yourself

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Nigga that guy was smart as fuck and got to hang out with cool as hell rock bands, you're nothing like him

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