ITT: Characters who remind you of your mom

ITT: Characters who remind you of your mom

This reminds me of your mom.

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Is she supposed to be Lara Croft? I haven't played videogames in a long time and don't keep up with vidya news. Is Tomb Raiders still popular?

I was not aware I was browsing /r9k/

Nope. There havent been a new TR since Tomb Raider III

There was some talks couple years ago about a reboot for PS3/X360, but it got scrapped

I can't think of any characters that remind me of my mother, but Hank Hill is pretty spot on comparison for my dad

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she was so hot on that show, fuck

Tomb Raider got both a reboot and a sequel.
They became moreso a hunting Uncharted.

Good thing too, that reboot looked like it would end up being a horrible QTE shitfest.

You want to fug your mom?

I heard that auteur Zack Snyder is working on a Tomb Raider v Uncharted live action movie

Lara and Drake in the same movie by Snyder.

Don't make up things and make me want them dammit.

das it

Same job and everything
Mom's not as loud, tho. And she's fat.

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i would fuck your mom

what's this from?

it's some porno

filename

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I CALL FOR JUSTICE!

Because she fucked with the door open?

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Send pics

Your mom is a butterface?

her butthole is kino

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>tfw mom was a famous fashion model in the 80s and 90s and I'm anxious she might pop up in an "obscure waifus" thread some day

Did you inherit her looks?

Yes. I'm male though.

Is that code for porn star?

Sauce me up, homeslice.

post your face

Cate Blanchett is a supreme milfu.

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what the fuck is this pedo shit

It is called "Womb". Made in 2010.

Thanks

Womb
Has a rape scene at the end

I envy you
Sophie Dee in her prime was crazy hot

There are MILFs--women who still look young and hot in spite of their age and giving birth--then there are Mylphs--goddesses whose beauty are enhanced with time and experience, like a fine wine & cheese.

I wanna kiss your mom

Lara Croft?

Can't recall that scene from that movie.

What are some characters that over exaggerate everything, constantly whines about their ailments and hardships and get upset when others aren't feeling properly sorry for them?

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My mom looks like Carrie Anne Moss. So does my aunt, and one of my close friend's mom looks like her too. I regularly have wet dreams about having a 5-way with my mom, my aunt, my friend's mom, and Carrie Anne Moss herself.

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i can't stand her voice

i WANT to fap to her but i just can't
is there any good solo stuff of her where she keeps her mouth shut?

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Is that you

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shes usually drugged up(uppers). she was pretty calm in her first couple vids for Bangbros, BigTitsRoundAsses and AssParade vid(from '05 I think). she hadnt had any plastic surgery at that point also.

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The ones where she uses her native british accent but even then fast forward to where she's just moaning

LIMBURG
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But she really wanted it.

My respects to your family

Me or my mom?

Jesus christ I don't have a mom fetish but god damn everything with Eva Green makes me harder than diamonds.

Wait who does the raping?

you're stephanie seymour gay son aren't you?

>Has a rape scene at the end

webm?

Literally my abusive mom

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JUST?

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>Emma Roberts
>Mom

What are you, like 6 years old?

Mentally, yeah

Homer Simpson troll-doll looking hoe, but I still would.

yup
grew up in a household with 3 brothers with a mom who not just acted like lois she kinda looked like her too, its fucking eary is what it is.

Bump for more mommies.

My mom looks exactly like this mexican actress
Victoria Ruffo

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its 3 seconds of a shitty youtube video and nothing more

that's some milf material right there

a++ fantasy

The boy