/hoc/ no Pedo Finns welcomed

/hoc/ no Pedo Finns welcomed

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Finns are bro-tier.

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No

El goblino

How come hockey doesn't do the same thing like soccer regarding own goals?

Why do they give the goal to the person who last touched the puck on the opposing team?

Why does every goal needs a goalscorer from the other team?

If you scored on your net at the beginning of the game, who gets the goal?

whatcha gonna do

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Nobody actually has kippers unfiltered right?

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Shant be posting in early threads

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ok friends we had our fun, now leave the finns alone

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>needing a safe space
Youre worse than it.

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Fuck off and kill yourself

Early fag thread

REAL NEW THREAD IS HERE

If I get five (5) (You)s I can GUARANTEE Finland will never post on /hoc/ ever again.

I support Finland

Can someone please make a separate /hoc/ containment thread for the pedos (Finns)

No

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>implying it doesn't make /hoc/ better

Minnesota here and I DEMAND that you leave Finland alone

One

Whose Kippers? Wait, that's the trans asian girl from like Vancouver right? Yeah I filtered, er, her(?) a long time ago when I started posting here.

>safe space
I don't think you understand what that means

The Virgin Cheese Nips
The Chad Cheez Its

I guess I can't argue with pook

0/10 m8

If you scored on yourself in the first shot of the game, who gets the goal?

If /hoc/ can count to 5 Finland will be forgiven

If not the shunning will continue

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Starting a support group for non-pedo finns that have experienced racism, discrimination and bullying because of their flags over the last couple days.
Reply to this post if you are interested in joining.

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The godly cheese whiz

finns are friends
t. Nambla Marquette

Congrats Finland you played yourself

1

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>non-pedo Finns
???

5

uh oh looks like Finns lose this time

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We are all pedos at times. I forgive Finland

makes me upset that people enable this behaviour

I don't think that's ever happened, but if it did I think it would go uncredited

t.callgary

It's official Finland is still shunned

GOD WILLS IT

dubs determine if finland is shunned

Let's go FLAMES

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But guys, what about finland?

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If I were a hockey player, I'd score a goal on my team in the all-stars game just to see how the goal would go.

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t. Minnesota

No, you're thinking of Quebec

I dare you to post your strongest POOKs

The Finn sent me a 5 page handwritten apology letter and I must admit I teared up. It was very sincere and heartfelt. I'm strong enough to put the past behind us and forgive him. Are you?

Flames suck

Not falling for this, leech

u succ

ew

>falling for finnish propaganda
Pathetic

Calgary is gonna win desu

Flames are great, kid

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He sent me a copy of Lolita with half the pages stuck together

how to filter kippers?

Fuck callgary

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if trips finland can never post in /hoc/ again

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He must have thought very highly of Nabokov's prose.

So we are all in agreement Laine is a pedo, right?

twosies

>00
Laine lives to post another day

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detoilet getting BTFO by the poopalanche

>owning a bird of prey
for what purpose?

Release me from this parasite

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how is Laine thought about in KKKanada, is he a demi-god like here or is he rarely talked about by the media

GOOD post

no u

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whats an average day for a Finn?

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>Eagles win the superbowl and are set for the next 10 years with a future hofer qb
>Devils go from what was supposed to be a rebuilding year to by far the best young team in the league with a stud 1st overall pick

Feels great to be guaranteed at least 4 championships in the next decade.

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>not owning a bird of prey
Soyboy

people talk about him highly, but the attention is on mcpooper or busthews

HAHAHAHAHAAH

COLORADO PLAYER LEFT THE BOX AT THE EXACT MOMENT SHEEP GOT POOK'D

>MFW MARIO 1UP NOISE

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NAMBLA rep maquette [up not killwuakee] here, we have a lot of finnish members and i assure you they are good people.

>owning a bird in general
i'll never understand

In the frozen hellhole that is my city he is thought of very highly. However, since most hockey media is based in Toronto we get a never ending torrent of Mathews and McDavid shit.

>"McDavid decided to have a chocolate protein shake today. Lets spend 20 minutes talking about it"
>"Oh and laine scored 40 goals and has the longest streak of any teenager"

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>mario one up
pretty reddit

>wake up
>cum in children panties
>post pictures on /hoc/
>go to sleep

rinse and repeat

Why the hell is every thread filled with "pedophile this" and "pedophile that"?

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its a shame about the face

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Idk what its called desu but the noise that plays at Colorado home games when player leaves the box

Ban all of them. It's racism against us and it hurts me deeply to read such derogatory name calling posts all day

>hating fun
I bet you have lots of friends

because a finn clearly and proudly proclaimed himself a pedo by post a picture of children panties he came into.

finland was a mistake

how do you know they were a kid's panties? Are you an expert?

MAC ATTACK BABY

MACKINNONNN

MacKinnon is so fucking good.

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>wake up hungover from yesterday's vodka
>shuffle to kitchen for breakfast, mammi and coffe vodka again
>check gov funded bank acct, small stipend came through, not enough to buy that new anime fig yet
>check facebook and see oneitis travelling sweden with sven
>feelsbadman
>contemplate suicide, remember that ukko killed himself last week and khakku the week before
>decide not to because parents would be sad
>maybe they'd be happy that their son finally did something besides watch cartoons
>practice swedish because the refugees from stockholm keep arriving
>tune into khl game, see chokerit get stomped on, laugh
>watch bust liiga, go to fortune and shitpost about how eeeeli poopanen will be the next salami or better
>not like vratiken though, he was a bust
>liiga team loses to oulu or tampere, consider suicide again
>drink 8 beers before nhlel starts
>jerk off into little boy panties he stole at the sauna
>nap
>wake up after games have started
>shitpost some more, try to get attention from kippers since no girls in life
>drink more vodka before passing out
>repeat

SOLAR HOT

Why do we have a holiday celebrating micks in north america? Dumbest holiday ever... "oh make sure you wear green so you don't get pinched!"

Howling

because of their massive presence through immigration in the past two centuries you dumb faggot

>Vaxjo wins 4-1
>Pettersson 0 points

Nice, he's busting already.

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gross

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>Hoffman-Duchene-Gaborik
>Ryan-Pageau-Stone
>Dzingel-Smith-Pyatt
>White-Brown-McCormick

>Karlsson-Chabot
>Claesson-Dahlin
>Ceci-Harpur

>Anderson
>Condon

Is there any doubt that >we're winning the cup in 2019?

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Because it's an excuse to get drunk. The biggest illegal immigration isn't the Mexicans, but actually the Irish.