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No yanks in the royal family please

Strange to think that a good chunk of the people on Sup Forums in 2007 have left and moved on with their lives

And yet here we are

no one leaves lad

idd gone from being the underage to being the overage

wish humanity would wipe itself out

only women can be virgins, since only they have hymens
men can only have never had sex

the 18 year olds on this board are the people who have got laid and are the most successful
the 20+ yearolds are still bitter virgins, or have had 1 girlfriend and think they're hot shit but are still failures

doing a howl right now like lads

courtnewsuk.co.uk/transgender-woman-shoved-cop-onto-railway-line/

lol

brits are doing their part

no they haven't

HOL UP

bbc.co.uk/news/uk-42137179

Me too lad, I was a young 15 year old whippersnapper shitposting on Sup Forums like my life depended on it

good post

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why are royals under the illusion that they get to just marry whoever they want to? You have duties as a member of the royal family, one of them is not to turn the royal family of the future into a bunch of greasy wogs with some California trollop

>not prince harry and Meghan markle engagement edition

One job

Is there anyone who mined or bought a load of bitcoins years ago when they were worth pennies who is now an actual millionaire, i.e. has converted all or most of it to a fiat currency and is now living the high life?

Or is it all just a meme?

Get ready for Tyrese, Duke Of Sussex next year lads

of course very few and far between though

don't care about secondborns
hope once he's married and fucked off he'll disappear like liz's other two runts, andrew and the weasel one

Irishmen HATE him

Meghan Markle is a high yellow and her and Prince Harry's kids will be huwhite.

Gf just sent me this

on my legally mandated toil respite lads

9 minutes remain

enjoy some american music

youtube.com/watch?v=aZbTQ6bAbZA

breaking from toil for some peanut butter on toast lads

after my toil break I've got a 2.5 hour stretch until my lunch

help

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rate my 'za

Ah yes.

>he does the povvo post

clean that fucking keyboard mate

the hour has come of grueling toil
in sheer horror I do recoil

you microwaved that didn't you

yes

ah yes

fucking savage. get a job.

I have a job, I'm at work right now

nobody has been able to explain this picture

I explained it last week

It isn't yank hours any more, why can't you just fuck off already?

You have 10 seconds to prove you're not white

need Harry killed immediately

twitter.com/GrantJKidney/status/934045195724869633
amerikwa

Better watch out mate or I'll get ASIO on the job

Never see yanks doing the toil gimmick

*gestures towards flag*

then get a toaster bag

youtube.com/watch?v=Fjm81OPZbpU doing a listen

I'm baffled: why do male footballers earn lots of money while female footballers don't?
They both run on a field for 90 minutes.

sue

they only get paid a lot to run on a field for 90 minutes because of how many people are willing to watch them run on a field for 90 minutes

what the hell are you looking at?

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youtube.com/watch?v=8kU4nU_tLfQ

nice thread we got going on here lads did u all die over the weekend or something

cute handwriting, please be in London

screamer don't open

clean your bloody keyboard you walking disaster of man

was clearly talking about Harry Smith from down the road

slut

*heems*

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Do you think toilberg appreciates the wasted paper, ink, and time?

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Why don't people want to watch a bunch of fit women running around a field getting all sweaty so their shorts cling to their bums?

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All my friends have become insufferable dickheads who talk like black people

youtube.com/watch?v=OzPYRFSUlCQ

here's why.

because you're actually toiling which makes you either a retard or you care

Don't you agree that American men are hotter?

group of Dutch lads just told me one of their mates has become an insufferable racist

why would u work when u can just buy bitcoin lol

angry lads

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just stuck a 'za in the oven boys

>14
Make a pink pepe out of these

you bent?

angry boys haha
daniel you deaf bastard

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"yank" is an extremely offensive term, call me "sex god"

>yep
bit gay

why are benders incapable of good posts
everything is just attention-seeking "tehe i'm bent"

it's so evident when you go on Sup Forums that nearly everyone in there is a child. in /brit/ it's more 17-22, less childish, but still full of teenager mongs.

brainlet.gay

miss having friends 2bh

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what does it mean when you can't stop farting like you really need a shit but you cant go for a shit?

going to go to denny's
nothing better than shitty breakfast food while staying up all night

constipated

you have successfully caused me to leave the thread
congratulations

would love to be a fly on the wall when this lad's boss or coworkers discover his post-its and he has to explain them

The muscles in your pelvis are fucked. Maybee glutes medium muscle is weak and cramped most likely. Or hamstrings.

how to solve?
surely you can't smell it from there?

gluteus medius

duck I'm tired

Yeah I'm a bit worried about what to do with this pile. Might just take them home and throw them in my own bin desu