How are we supposed to enjoy and watch the world cup without a dog in the race?

How are we supposed to enjoy and watch the world cup without a dog in the race?

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Root for a team that you like.

I thought Mexico was in

Rooting for Ireland or Italy I guess cause of muh heritage

we dont, we just like cheering for the USA, the sport is irrelevant.

Most of us aren't going to try.

root for england, or this

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>irrelevant
objectively wrong. Highest paid athletes play it. Europe follows it. Russia follows it. China follows it.

Führerbefehl: All americans are obligated to root for Germany.

Root for chaos

you are hereby permitted - for the duration of the world cup - to go all "muh heritage" and root for your heritage country, you're welcome

but don't make it a permanent state of mind tho

They aren’t in it, and if you’re not a WASP you’re a shitskin.

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>USA taking football serious
>Still notoriously bad
stay cucked by trinidad

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The only right answer is based Nigeria
They are underdogs and Americans love underdogs
Based off polls Nigeria like America more than any other country
Nigeria has always had positive views on America while Europeans always have negative to neutral

Nigeria is America's team

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>brazilians in charge of basic reading comprehension

im saying the actual sport is irrelevant to how much americans care about it, all that really matters to us is whether the US is in it

I just like international tournaments desu, got a problem with that, Cleetus?

My reading comprehension is fine. You should have said "the sport is irrelevant to us"

WE

Root for Spain, our hymn has no lyrics.

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>We

>being deluded by racism

Go and root for some European country that hates you and makes fun of you all the time cuck. Me I'm sticking with the bros of Nigeria

200 milion
Underdogs

root for the winners of course, and by that I mean Portugal, ronaldo just scored 4 goals, we going hot this year

obviously pull for srbija

Mexico güey

sticking with loooooosers ahahha typical shit state mentality where you from faggot

Easy - this is my first opportunity in my lifetime to bandwagon a team that has an actual possibility of winning the World Cup, and not feel bad about it.

I'm bandwagoning France because I lived there for a year and speak fluent French. I'm all in on France, my nationality will be French during the Cup. I will light a picture of Klinsmann and Michael Bradley on fire at the beginning of the World Cup in order to purge myself of their shittiness and I will hang a picture of Zizou in my home to make it official.

there's only one choice for real americans

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>Franklin was completely ignorant of the outside world
He was a genuine amerishart.

Do what you normally do and plastic for the highest ranked country of your 56% heritage

Holy shit, that is such an incredibly retarded statement and the fact that this man is unironically considered to have been a great intellectual in the U.S. sadly says a lot about the American nation.

Hate Europeans so not watching

Good counter point

your brothers from nigeria are there

la calamidad.....

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t. non-Saxon, probable Turk
t. chicano

Germany

He wasn't wrong tho

Oh yes, the famous swarthy looking native swedes. lmao at this retard.

I'm going with Japan, Croatia and the North African countries.

If you watch soccer in the US it must mean you are good at forcing yourself to watch things that you or no one you know cares about

you pick the team you find the most interesting

gonna support our french brethren

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but the team isn’t even french it’s african

found the retard

libcucks btfo
based user is literally /ourguy/

t. Mehmet Türk

Australia

oh shit dude, you're totally right. Russia AND China follow soccer?... I had no idea. So sorry, it's definitely relevant to me now.

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>Swedes, are generally of what we call a swarthy complexion
was he a prophet?

this

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based

>heavily influenced by american culture
How?

This guy knows what's up

By rooting for muh heritage of course. Germany/England mutterrace here.

If China or India qualified, they'd be underdogs.

Won't change you much from watching handegg and apehoop

>going to hear a bunch of "this world cup doesn't feel as exciting, why?" takes because the US team didn't make it

doesn't feel great lads

a few times i was bored and played find-a-kike on ethnicelebs and every time i got it wrong it was an anglo. probably at the same level of whiteness as northern italians/spaniards to me 2bh.

>falcons and chargers have less attendance than their mls teams

Why would I watch divegrass when my Yankees are about to dominate this summer?

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they used to be gun totin maniacs like us, until they had a bad mass shooting and it scared them off.

>my

Shant be rooting for any European or south of the border teams

>watching divegrass for any reason ever
soy is a hell of a drug

Rooting for any south american team besides brazil or African team to make it to the finals since none have ever done so.

Rooting for mexico because muh heirtage and rooting for Germany because also muh heritage.

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la aberracion...

>boreball

is it true the sport is dying out

Do like they do in Bangladesh.
telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/bangladesh/7756547/Fanatical-Brazil-and-Argentina-football-fans-clash-in-Bangladesh.html

>Police were forced to fire a volley of rounds to control the riots after two neighbouring villages clashed over their passion for the South American rivals three weeks before the start of the World Cup finals in South Africa.

>Six policemen were also injured in the fighting on Saturday when residents of Sheikhpara village fought their neighbours from Dakshinpara village with sticks, clubs and sharp weapons over their world cup loyalties.

no yo soy la Luz extinguida

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soccer is for pussies

>taking divegrass serious

We don't, only the soy liberals do since they're obsessed with Europe

Now compare the prices of an NFL ticket with an MLS ticket

>MLS has fewer TV viewers than the WNBA

damn

You're all obsessed with Europe. That's why you created the "western civilazation" meme, so you can LARP at something.
Cultureless "nation" of barbarians is what you are and always will be.
And your garbage fake culture needs to be banned and fast, because it promotes faggotry and severe retardation.

You root for Mexico, like any rational human being

>low attendance
>high prices
Makes the price of an NFL ticket irrelevant because it's obviously overpriced, which is why no one will go

Lots of European intellectuals from 1750-1945 all had their own bizarre scientific racism theories as well.

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>yet yuros are obsessed with American culture, music, film, and celebrities

We threw out those ideas and that's why no one talks about it. Even Aristotle said a lot of dumb shit we just ignore now.

any of the african teams to BTFO europoors in their only "sport"

So address the point then. The lowest NFL ticket you can get is still almost $200 while MLS tickets sell around $75 and bring up attendance all you want when an MLS game can't even compete with the WNBA

England have a good player so support them

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we are going to miss americans, seeing them shitpost when they win and then crying that they don't care when they inevitably go out

Will he be knighted when he wins the world cup?

are Israel qualified?

if yes you better root for your kike masters

France you have my axe

>being literally Russia tier
Fuck you Britain hope you don't make it past the group stages

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yes and Alfie Mawson too

thought the scale was out of 100 but 101 people voted for france one

all their good players play for us

evrey angloshphere cunt is

Yes, but corrupt Igbo keep quality Biafran players off the team

Only really see US-Australia and Canada-NZ parallels. UK's in a league of its own.

This image is profoundly amusing. Was this a real thing in the 70's?

Don't questions Frances love for us

This is how you find other ignorant people. All throughout history famous or otherwise smart people had some wacky opinions about shit. 99% of the time they are forgotten or ignored for reasons of pride. Don't act like your heros weren't retarded either.

Based cunts