I can’t speak English and it kills me.
I just got off phone with a Apple customer care and the guy was speaking fluent English and I stuttered .
It kills me that how can a person who a fucking callboy and who is poor than me ,speak more fluent English.
God I hate my self!
Did you guys have a problem like this?
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No, my parents were diplomats so I was raised bilingually (Dutch and English), as I spent more time outside of the Netherlands than inside of it (I went to high school in Kenya, for instance).
When I speak German to German tourists or exchange students, I sweat a lot.
my armpits become soaked with sweat, my forehead sweats, my heart rate increases
No, my parents were diplomats so i was raised bilingually (Korean and English), as I spent more time outside of the USA than inside of it (I went to high school in Liberia for instance).
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I have Ebola, Aids, herpes, syphillis, depression, and cancer
>be me
>call center monkey for american jews
>pajeet from india calls
>classic accent, trying not to laugh
>he starts stuttering
>cant english for shit
>have to breath away from the phone to avoid histeric laughter
>mfw
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I have no problem reading English but I can’t speak it for shit
It’s related to me being a faggot frenchman, an autist and a piece of shit
I pray God every day to strike me with deadly thunder
That's because of the burgers you eat at lunch, not because of German.
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Oy vey poor u
No, my parents were diplomats so i was raised bilingually (German and English), as I spent more time outside of Austria than inside of it (I went to high school in Sudan for instance).
He was a pajeet too ffs.
>indian guy
>unironically belittles lower social class
>shittiest social system ever...
No, my parents were diplomats so I was raised bilingually (Magyar and English), as I spent more time outside of Hungary than inside of it (I went to high school in Mongolia, for instance).
I stuttered too much .
>uhhhh .... yeahhh ..... aaaa...... I forgot my .......aaa..... Apple Id password...aaaa can... uhhh yu......do something.....aaaa.....sir?
>mfw I called him “sir” many times
>mfw he tells me to not call him “sir” because he is ofmy age.
The issue is not English, it's your social anxiety.
why the fuck do indians say sir so much?
did the british drill that into your brains?
It hurts me because he speaks English is perfect American accent .
They better say sir or we'll slap them!
Fucking gold
It’s typical of slavish castic societies
t. Knower
He was calling me sir so I preferred to call him sir.
WHY DID GOD CREATE THIS CLUSTERFUCK OF A LANGUAGE CALLED ENGLISH AND WHAT HAVE I DONE TO DESERVE THIS AGORNY???!!!11
>went to high school in Kenya
How was that?
well its a long story
it all began when i first fucked your mom
EXACTLY , IT IS SO FUCKING WEIRD.
WISH I COULD GO BACK IN TIME AND KILL ENGLISH.
went to an international high school so most of my classmates were americans, brits, germans, etc.
So you never went outside Hungary?
There are a lot of features of colonial era British English that have been preserved in Indian English, long after they went out of style in the UK. Pervasive use of "sir" and "madam" is one of them. They also really like the phrases: "as per" (usually when either word alone would be fine) and "do the needful" (meaning "do what is required in a situation").
Many Indians use "revert" instead of "reply". You can email Indian tech support guys and get a bunch of these:
>Hey, my X isn't working.
>Hello sir, please try troubleshooting steps for the same as per below.
>That doesn't seem to have fixed it, unfortunately.
>OK sir, will do the needful and revert to you.
"the same" in reference to a previously mentioned thing, and "(the) below" for other content (not always actually below this usage, by the way) are also quite common, though they sound very formal and stilted to speakers of other varieties of English.
(dunno what that colon is doing there after "phrases")
>t.fellow pajeet
Aur kaisa hai?
Not a Pajeet, actually. American guy who has studied linguistics and has Indian clients. I know enough to know you asked me what's up / how am I, but I have no clue how to reply.
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Kyu chutiya bana raha hai bhai sabko?
Tu mera bhai hai.
>chutiya
I know that's not nice.
>bhai
I know that's "brother" and often used to refer to males near your age.
Why are you fooling us brother ?
You are my brother .
Wouldn't it be, like, "why the hell" if you put "chutiya" in there?
Anyway, yeah, totally not Indian, sorry. I like Indian food though, FWIW. I'm lucky enough to live pretty close to an Indian restaurant and Indian market, so I can get some tasty stuff from there.
Chutiya can mean different in different contexts.
And Use Ayurveda , say no to strange Jewish chemicals.
Lel. Funny you should mention that, I know someone who's studying āyurveda right now to open a yoga/āyurveda center.
Ayurveda has pretty good amount of good smelling soaps.
Yeah, no shit. I like the Chandrika ones, dunno if you've seen them.
Try Patanjali , its very very good.
What did he mean by this?