I'm going over to a girls house later to watch some movies.
She said that I could decide which movies we should watch...
WHAT THE FUCK DO GIRLS EVEN WATCH? I NEED A MOVIE THAT WE CAN BOTH ENJOY ALSO A MOVIE THAT SHE PROBABLY HAS NOT SEEN YET....!!!
FUCK
>FUCK
FUCK
>FUCK
transformers
Has she seen Manchester by the sea?
Serbian Kino
Comedy or horror are usually the safe choices in this situation.
Ok taxi Driver taught me that they don't enjoy porn movies. Good knowledge for when I'll eventually go on a date.
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Well depending on the girl she'll either appreciate all film on it's merits or watching a film is just a way to pass time.
Either way if you're into the girl it shouldn't matter, pick a movie you like and would watch again and if she wants your dick instead nothing is lost.
any F&F movie with Vin
A couple of his movies will do the trick.
Let the kino bring you together.
twilight and romcoms
You should watch Battle Royale
I don't know if it's a date flim, but it's fucking great, and I guess it could leave you with something to talk about?
just pick anything from gaspar noe, good comfy night guaranteed & lots of laughs!
Mean Girls
Watch this if you want to turn her own.
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Antichrist
thank me later
>That scene where she sucks his dick
WHY BONER WHY WHY WHY
american pie or i know what you did last summer, it'll do the job
cant unsee jar jar binks on the cover
Bronson.
She'll get wet from a dangling Tom Hardy dog and want you afterwards.
Coraline is a safe choice.
Just pick a horror movie. They are scientifically proven to increase your chances of getting laid
uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhm I don't think teh chick he's gonna see is 9 years old
That's just 70s porn. The quality is much higher now, I always watch Zone flash parodies with my wife and her boyfriend it's terrific.
Master and Commander
I always pick Amelie (le fabuleux destin d'amélie poulain)
Shit works like a charm.
Best moment after the movie was about a year ago: "I liked the movie, but it's weird that she didn't talk much throughout the whole thing"
>mfw I replied: "That's why I like it"
If you want to get laid pick something safe like a disney movie or a comedy. If things go right you both wont make it past the opening credits
Bill Murray movies are best for Netflix and chill. They're comfy as fuck, funny, and just romantic enough to put your girl in a cuddling mood. Start off light with either Groundhog Day or What About Bob, or even Ghostbusters. If she's a smart girl with taste, jump in with Lost in Translation
Nobody under 15 likes Coraline.
American History X
Any Adam Sandler flicks
webm?
Donnie Darko
Immortal Beloved
Plot[edit]
In pre-revolutionary France, the canine Marquis de Sade sits in jail working on his writing and having conversations with his penis which has a face and is named Colin. When Colin is not whining about his need for stimulation and espousing his impulsive philosophies, he is "telling stories" that make up the Marquis' work (some of which is illustrated via clay animation).
The Marquis was imprisoned for allegedly defecating on a cross, however he is also accused of raping and impregnating the bovine Justine. The latter is a plot by the camel-headed priest Don Pompero and the cocky Gaetan De Preaubois try to keep secret the fact that Justine's rapist was actually the King of France.
Meanwhile, the revolutionaries prepare to stage a coup and depose the king, under the lead of Juliette de Titane, an equine noble. Several of the inmates are also political prisoners leading to several failed escape attempts which land the inmates in the Bastille dungeon. They are eventually freed, however, by the revolutionaries.
Colin eventually falls in love with Juliette and runs away with her to continue the revolution, leaving the Marquis to continue his writing and to muse about his life in peace.
Porn
the only thing i saw was dota 2 nightstalker
>date tells me to pick movie
>panic and ends up picking fucking Sahara
>next day she tells me she wants to break up
godspeed user
>Picking a Disney movie
Jesus Christ, she's not 12 you moron.
Is she?
never watch kino with females unless they're in art school.
watch step-brothers or some shit
Watch harry potter kino and get your dick wet pleb
Why do normies like this dark-ass shit but hate BvS for the same thing despite not even being dark except during action scenes?
Like what the fuck
The one movie that all girls like, and is liked by guys as well.
Blood Diamond
girls really like something like princess mononoke. or put on a horror movie or somethin
Put on Love Actually like a true patrician
Any Wes Anderson bullshit will do. I'd go with Grand Budapest hotel. Chicks lap that shit up.
>princess mononoke.
unless she's a certified weeb do not put on anime. you're taking a huge gamble for no reason.
Normies talk about the filter and like bvs you redditor. Seriously kill yourself its kino
Dude witchcraft can be dark lmao
Can't believe it took this long for it to get mentioned but yeah this, Moonrise Kingdom is the one you want though
Any Monty Python movie will do.
I like BvS nigger
I thought those wizard movies were dull as fuck though.
you dont even need to like anime to like ghibli movies. ive shown multiple friends who wouldnt even know how to spell anime and they like that one.
Before sunrise
Bvs is dull worthless dogshit you shit tasting pleb memer. Christ almighty Hp is literally a million times better faggot.
Ferris Beuller's Day Off, OP
everyone loves that movie
It's feel good, it's light, it's bright, it's actually funny
It's boring nativist claptrap
This OP
I would argue that the boner your gonna get from the 12 year old girl in her underwear getting felt up might put your date off a bit though
>my capeshit is better than your capeshit
no
and yes those gay HP movies are absolutely capeshit.
in fact i actually like most of them up to goblet. i watched the last two and found them incredibly dreary and dull.
Mean Girls. Women in that 18-25 age bracket fucking love Mean Girls. And it's actually pretty funny too.
Love, Actually
The Notebook
Trust me.
... webm?
OK?
This op.When the exact scene in your pic comes up whip out your dick and yell I CAN BEAT IT I CAN BEAT IT
glad we agree
It might be 13 hours Kong but it's worth it.
horror is always the best
the movie "dont breathe" that came out last year was good, my gf liked it
>its capeshit
Fuck off BVS pleb the latter ones are cinematic
Watched the new Macbeth with my gf recently. We both thought it was awwright.
Scotland is cool.
Obviously girls are into war cinema. Pick Saving Private Ryan or Black Hawk Down, you can't go wrong with these two.
No shit the main theme is death and characters die. What is tone progression. There's a tone shift after goblet which is thw worst in the series you babby.
Literally doesn`t matter you fucking autist.
no they're just boring capeshit or if you prefer, wandshit.
fast and furious
Literally perfect atmosphere, pacing, editing, directing, camera work, casting, sfx, sound editing, soundtracks and tone. They are nothing like capeshit. Literally because they are good.
Why didn't the "wizards" just cast themselves out of the dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises? Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.
Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.
>a-at least the books were good though
"No!" The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."
I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.
Oh look cancer what a suprise
you say that but then op will probably try to impress her with how deep he is by putting on come and see or some shit.
>boring
You have to go back
the handmaiden
This if you want her to fall asleep so you can molest her.
Harry Potter will get you laid