Mexico threatens: If Trump wins we will call back our citizens

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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>The President of Mexico threatened at the world economic summit grave consequences if Trump gets the Presidential seat: all the Mexicans in the USA will be going back home to Mexico.

>The Mexican government announced they will close their borders to Americans in the event that Donald Trump is elected President of the United States. President Enrique Peña Nieto announced the country fears Americans will flood their country and bring violence and chaos to their streets. “Many Americans have expressed a desire to relocate to our country in the event that Donald Trump becomes President. We cannot have Mexico flooded with criminals and rapists,” he said.

>In an interview with Telemundo, Nieto also announced that “further action will be taken by the Mexican government to ensure every single citizen of Mexico currently residing in the United States is brought home safely.” “We will not play around with something as important as the lives of our people. In our eyes and the eyes of every Mexican in the world, Donald Trump is a xenophobic, bigoted terrorist and imperialist who will ruin a country that was once a true friend of Mexico.”

>However, many Mexicans who have managed to obtain a U.S. citizenship through legal channels fear this move. Mexico is currently the 3rd largest trading partner of the United States, with $507 billion worth of goods trade in 2013 alone. “Although shutting down the influx of billions of dollars that our people send home every month could cripple our economy, I still believe this is the right thing to do in the long run,” the President argued. “We’ll bring our people home, where it is safe and welcoming. We will be able to offer them better and more civilized working conditions.”

And all the cucks moves to Canada. It all fixes itself

Trump just won

Shit. Who's gonna make my quesadillas now?

Is this fucking satire or real
Many Americans have expressed a desire to relocate to our country in the event that Donald Trump becomes President. We cannot have Mexico flooded with criminals and rapists,” he said.

>thats a threat

>Trump's plan is irrational you'll never get the Mexicans out
>Yeah, and even if he does get elected Mexicans will leave!

i'm pretty sure no fucking American would want to go to the shithole that is known as Mexico unless the native population was genocided lol. wtf is this guy smoking.

When did he say this?

>EPN
lol

Fake news site.

Troll elsewhere, faggot.

>>please be real
Please ve real
PLEASE
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>We will not play around with something as important as the lives of our people
*takes cartel money*

> We cannot have Mexico flooded with criminals and rapists,” he said.
So are they not taking back the Mexicans then?

>Mexican intellectuals

Jesus christ what is it with these fucking liberals and various and their delusion? They REALLY think that stuff like this scares working americans, or that white people can't accomplish anything without them. It's fucking bizarre and completely devoid of reality...I feel like I'm taking crazy pills or something.

>>In an interview with Telemundo, Nieto also announced that “further action will be taken by the Mexican government to ensure every single citizen of Mexico currently residing in the United States is brought home safely.”

So if Trump wins, you'll do exactly what he wants?

haha what a fucking joke if this is real

like that piece of shit cares about Mexican lives

he's in the cartels' pocket who murder innocent mexicans everyday

fuck him and all other Mexican politicians

I love my culture, people, food and music but Mexico is a piece of shit country

t. First generation Mexican-American

That's what we want though...

Unable to make this up

Now all we have to do is pretend we're worried.

>No, please, El Presidente, don't take all these hard working Mexican Americans from us!
>Too late pendejo! They're gone!

Then we just laugh.

Considering that Enrique just said the opposite yesterday, and the prose is so freshman, I'm only going to award a 3/10.

But I am going to encourage you to "keep on trying" little guy. I know some day you'll come out from underneath that bridge and fly high.

Various races is what it was supposed to say.

You have to go back.

WAKE ME UP

>doesn't want people flooding into his country and causing crime
>floods other countries with his people that cause crime

Now that's a Mexican intellectual if I've ever seen one

>Trump wins
>Liberals move to Canada
>Illegals are deported
>Legals are called back
>Trump has made America great again

Is that a promise?

PRAISE KEK

Also, hopefully we set up a program for the whites who are literally getting genocided in South Africa to come here.

I think if someone said that to me in real life I would be speechless for a moment. Then they reply.

>libtard. "WELL!?!?"
>me. "uhhh...yea no please don't go?"
>libtard. "TOO LATE I'm going!!!"
>me. "uhh ok...I uh...yea"

mexicucks can't even solve their corruption and crime problems, how are they going to force America's hand?

this is fake, el Senor Presidente doesnt even speak english

Truly the sign of a king to be, where he fixes a country before he even does anything.

>Many of them will be self deporting

Trump truly is a wizard.

And that's supposed to be a threat...?

if youll keep your word ill vote twice

You have to go back unless you are over 80% white. Its not a cultural problem, its a genetic one.

This isn't real, Sup Forums. Do you really want to believe it that badly?

WTF I love Trump now!

Mexicans are literally this stupid though.
If it's not a real article now, it will be in a few months.

>If Trump wins
>we'll do what he was planning to do first

OKAY

not true.
american expat living in the yucatan.
beautiful and low cost of living here.
most of the lowlives went to the usa.
I'm a surfer,the best place to be when a monster wave crashes is behind it.
:-)

Housing price are going to be cheap again!

They should all go to Netherlands

And Trump wouldn't even have to life a finger.

Also, nice quads.

>I'm gonna kill you
>NOT IF I KILL MYSELF FIRST

lmao some "threat"

American Made Robots(tm).

>third world shithole threatening a superpower
ok

>lousy satire

Quads of truth

Former mexican-american here

Now 100% mexican. I already moved back to my homeland, others will follow.

America is on the brink of collapse, it will take very little to make it happen.

Don't vote Trump if you wan't me back. I won't take anything less than liberal presidency. It's your choice.

>Americans are this gullible

> LOL they actually want Trump to win, way to go mehicans!

NO
STOP
ANYTHING BUT THAT MEXICO!
ANYTHING!!!

Have fun in your shithole.

No. Please. Stop. Don't.

>that's supposed to be a threat
Oh god this retard

Stealth rare. Almost thought you were a beaner for a second.

pls no moar liberals

...

>lived in America before it entered its new Golden Age
>moved back to Mexico right as its about to collapse

JUST

Where will get your psycho drug cartels from then?

So you're a pedophile. Just call yourself a pedophile.

>we will call back our citizens

Doesn't that just prove Trump was right that Mexico is sending their people

Oh fuck. If the chicanos and illegals come back the situation here is going to get worse

IT'S A FAKE NEWS SITE YOU STUPID CUNTS

>what is Cancun

We need to revoke the citizenship of those liberals though.

Take two tortillas put cheese in between them nuke em in the microwave, so easy a mexican could do it.

No.

chekt and kekt

>Many Americans have expressed a desire to relocate to our country in the event that Donald Trump becomes President. We cannot have Mexico flooded with criminals and rapists,” he said.


....so people who hate Trump are criminals and rapist?

Is this bullshit or is the president of Mexico a fucking moron.

Enjoy being neck-raped by a cartel with a chainsaw.

Already happening anyways.

Wtf is going on in the world...

>bizarreo pol

>microwave
>not in el comal

fucking gringos

What are you talking about? I thought Mexicans were hard workers who were essential to a robust economy? That's what you've been telling us since NAFTA.

>its 2018
>you Wake up and turn on tv
>president trump announce that now every american now have a job or a way to contribute to society
>economy is better than ever
>you say hello to your happy Neighbors who with you contribute for america to be great as ever
>on the other side of the world nato and EU as Fallen and russia took over , putin after taking turkey start to round up the muslim population of europe to work in gulags.
>yfw

>if Trump wins we will call back our citizens

OH FUCKING NO PLEASE MEXICO DON'T DO THAT THINK OF THE CHILLUNS

THIS IS UNTHINKABLE I GUESS I'M #mentallyhill NOW

THE WORLD IS GOING TO END NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

...

Don't worry, Trump will revoke your citizensip, if you had any.

FUCK NO
We don't want any of those back stabbing Chicanos back.

WE WILL BUILD A GIANT WALL TO KEEP THE RETURNEES OUT AND AMERICA WILL PAY FOR IT

Mexico should be nuked and the soil salted so nothing ever grows there again

Yeah this is not real, right? Trump playing 5D chess now ... Mexican president is his puppet.

trump plan was in action since the begining , its impossible to stop it now , everybody falled into it

Take it easy Pablo, I was memeing

LEGAL immigrants

We're breaking records right now.

There are literally more illegals that have crossed the border in the first half of this year, that the entire year of 2015

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The liberal media will relentlessly attack Dr. Duke because he is pro-white.

If we put our faith in the power of memes, Qek will lead us to victory;;

sorry m8

i dont even go out that much but i tan extremely easily

You do you realize that one of the retaliatory measures the Mexican government will apply to the US if Trump wins, will be the embargo on all mexican food and appetizers?

Then latinas will be recalled.

Then banda music.

Up until the entirety of California, Arizona, New Mexico (but not Texas) are also recalled.

Have fun apologizing, burgers.

Hahaha Trump says the mexis have to go back the beaners yell "NO, but we are leaving though"

Liberals get mad and flock to canada because they are to self absorbed

>Convince mexicans to build a wall to keep mexicans safe from Trump

>convince canada and its new liberal refugees to build a wall to keep trump out

>walls built on both sides paid for by mexico and canada

>cut off trade and watch mexico and canada burn

>practice isolationism

>America is great again just like it was in the 1950s

>europe collapses and starts WW3

>sell arms to all sides but do not fight

>prosper as the world burns

>Praise Kek

were not kicking out chicanos, just the people from your south that you let pass thru. also the anchor baby parents, and all anchor babies under 5YO. you will pay for the wall and the bus fair and any ammo we have to use.

>surfer
>in the Yucatan

fuck off weeb

do they have a president?
i thought it was a loose association of drug cartels

Sweet, more money for American Farmers.

Okay. Bye-bye then.

Literally nothing wrong here. I know how to make guacamole, I hate Mexican music, and I could due with less Mexicans at work.

This cunt and his kike leaders need to fuck off. Never seen a more obvious controlled opposition.

>David duke
>Pro white
That's like saying the Atlantic is a body of water, no sense of the sheer scale. Duke is literally the librtards bogeyman.

Holy fuck.
Did trump just win California?!
I was born and raised there.
Left when it turned into a shithole.
I talk to old friends and they say "dude, I'm the only white person at this job site".