Redwings 1 Avalanche 5
Final
Flames 0 Golden Knights 4
Final
Oilers 1 Lightning 3
Final
Hurricanes 4 Islanders 3
Final
Capitals 3 Flyers 6
Final
Blues 0 Blackhawks 1
1st
Stars 0 Jets 0
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9:00 ET
/hoc/
Charles Ward
Leo Bell
first for dogs and HOCKEY DISCUSSION
Noah Diaz
first for blue jackets
Jacob Morales
>hockey discussion
not so fast pekka we still have some questions...
Leo Bennett
Threadly reminder Finland killed a little girl and masturbated into her underwear and posted it here.
Do not reply to Finns
Kayden Sanders
No self respecting member of /hoc/ responds to Finland seriously. it's actually disgusting that I have to post with known pedophiles. I'll never be able to take a post with a Finnish flag seriously again, knowing that I'm probably interacting with a pedophile. it's sad that one guy ruined it for everyone. but fuck finland.
Carson Brooks
Butts'
Eli Adams
>other people have taken up the mantle
>schedules / scores with hockey qts
>and I don't have to do a thing to make it happen
Love it.
Isaac Cook
would hump desu
Caleb Howard
>half a week later
>NA turds still absolutely S E E T H I N G
Cameron Cook
Chebs
Joshua Morgan
I'm a little girl.
Ethan Bailey
But a huge faggot
John Lopez
For me, it's the Winnipeg Jets
Austin Long
rude
Oliver Brooks
You MUST get out of Finlad immediately. Quickly run for the safety of Sweden
Caleb Baker
lets be honest, she was born in finand... she was already dead
Tyler Turner
heh nothing personal kid
Elijah Phillips
You think a muslim country would be safer?
Zachary Wilson
shut up you sick fuck
Jonathan Peterson
SOON
Brandon Sanders
chebs are great too la
Michael Sanchez
My God, /hoc/ needs a purge of the F*nns
Ryder Campbell
Matthew Parker
has a point
Jayden Price
Let’s go Duckies!
Adrian Morales
Why do you often hear someone yelling SKATE SKATE SKATE in a game? In case someone forgets?
Brody Wood
no finns below this post
Nolan Martin
nice brapper
Charles Lewis
Do NOT fall for finnish divide and conquer tactics. They're trying to turn USA and Canada against each other to deflect the blame from the pedo incident.
Sebastian Evans
Too many concussions does funny things to your brain.
Brayden Ward
Why do you jerk off into childrens underwear and post it in /hoc/?
Xavier Gonzalez
Luke Mitchell
They're shouting for the player to skate the puck out instead of looking to pass it
Kevin Hughes
P 0 o K
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Jose Martin
What is FBI doing with the panties? I think someone should keep an eye on him.
Easton Rivera
>tfw 0 (zero) finns on your team
you all laughed at me when I said this earlier in the season...
for me, it’s my ELITE SWEDISH STUD defensemen
James Bell
10/10 would sniff
Julian Parker
that makes a lot of sense actually, I actually thought it was an encouraging shout
Liam Phillips
The best games are when the two teams hate each other and spend the entire game SEETHING
Jason Sanchez
The best games are the ones where faggot finnish posters stay the fuck away from
Alexander Bennett
hello fellas, been very happy with this op and am wondering if there are openings to become a part of this poormunity
Noah Young
Upset that the Tuuk Pook'd your team for an entire 60 minutes?
Justin Rivera
ok pekkas, you're all being brought in for questioning. somebody is going down for this. it can be the one who actually committed the crime, or it can be all of you. all you have to do is turn in the guilty party and the rest of you go free. what will it be?
Connor Jenkins
I never got my Rangers pupper last thread
Angel Richardson
eat my pants
Matthew Stewart
Imagine being this salty for days.
David Brown
same as WHEEL WHEEL WHEEL when the Dman skates out from behind his own net to start the rush
Jonathan Johnson
FINNS ARE BASED
BASED!
Thomas Ortiz
They're still mad the krauts beat their ass in the Olympics, probably mad at Finnish quality of life too
Xavier Cooper
they hate us cus' they aint us
Grayson Davis
Imagine being a pedophile faggot, and not denying any of it.
Imagine being a no life faggot that spends 24 hours/day here. One Finn, ok. 5, 6, 7 ,8 Finns? Does nobody in Finland have a fucking job?
Colton Ortiz
Brayden Ramirez
LAINEEEEEEEEEEE
Austin Cox
>'Canes win tonight's Ahobowl
wheee
Jose Kelly
PATTY 0.4 SECONDS
Ryder Morales
Connor Howard
No
Carter Edwards
simply an ebin penalty to take from Benn
Liam Ortiz
i dont care what you say lol
Connor Clark
shutup faggot
Josiah King
G O A T
Daniel Allen
nice meme
Gabriel Bennett
Laine had all day to pick his spot. It's like everyone was mesmerized by Wheeler slipping on that banana peel there
Ethan Nelson
you just know he's wearing panties stolen from a child
Parker Sullivan
You can only post ITT if your country has a 40 goal scorer this season.
Adam Allen
For a country with such a small population they sure have a disproportionate amount of users on Sup Forums.
Blake Campbell
Alright, citizens of /hoc/. My investigation is over. I won't keep you all waiting any longer: Finland iw GUILTY. Here's a quick rundown on the whole situation:
>I started by interrogating his mother, who told me that the only thing keeping his son from killing himself was getting validation from other Internet users, more specifically those who browse /hoc/
>In the days following the incident, he started noticing a sharp decline in the number of (You)s he received from Puljuposting
>On March 16th, he got fed up and came up with a plan to get the attention he thought himself entitled to: purchase a pair of little girls underwear, ejaculate on them, and post a picture of the deed on /hoc/ for all to see
>On the same day, at approximately 14:15 EST, he purchased the underwear
>9 hours later, he started furiously masturbating to furry port
>after 12 minutes of extreme tugging on his junk, he finally released his semen on the panties
>a little before midnight struck, he then posted the now infamous picture
>while initially pleased by the rainpour of (You)s he was receving, he soon realized that the backlash was too much to handle
>in a desperate attempt to save face, our Mongolian friend contacted some of his pals in the US and Canada and convinced them to pretend he was using a proxy all along
And you almost got away with it, my Finnish friend, but you forgot one thing: Detective Dog is always around, ready to take a bite of crime. Take him away, officer Pepe.
Jason Jones
he is the captain right? wtf is his brother as stupid as him?
Parker Mitchell
Time for elite finnish goaltending
Jonathan Lopez
Caleb Edwards
Anybody interested in a playoff pool? If so, which site should I use?
Ian Howard
>Finland iw GUILTY
Jace Baker
thank you Detective Dog
Ryder Price
some please make a rangers pupper for this lad
Evan Davis
excellent work detective dog. you're keeping the streets free of dangerous finnesotans
Dominic Long
Justin Lee
this is a perfectly good pupper
Dominic Harris
no it should say R A N G E R S user
Brody Thomas
Forgive my intern. I haven't taught him how to properly proofread my reports yet.
Gabriel Smith
My team>Your team>pedos team
Nolan Roberts
Also check the last thread I posted it but it was new thread time
Nicholas Hall
its ok, it was just a ruff draft
Easton Morales
hey thats us
Isaac Martinez
flyers pls
Kayden White
Sup Forumsvs hans?
Wyatt Richardson
Detective Dog, your post is full of typos and spelling errors.
I move for the testimony of this sloppy hound to be thrown out IMMEDIATELY
Hudson Clark
Yeeee
Michael Cooper
Thomas Reyes
Thank you. You are my greatest ally. Very cute
Owen Howard
R A N G E R S
what? you mean
>rags
?
James Phillips
Working on it
Luke Murphy
onice
Ayden Evans
No a rag is what you clean your semen up with, not childrens underwear
Daniel Parker
Aaron Reed
Sustained
Aaron Gutierrez
Objection. the investigator is not being paid to spell right, he's being paid to solve a crime.
Mason Stewart
>rags
Luis Robinson
>this disaster is getting a season 2
David Cox
>objecting to an objection
should be overruled desu