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MENA is a 19th century construct. What you are referring too is several non-connected regions.

go die please

don't make this harder please

As a cultural idea, sort of, as the levant, iraq, egypt, and NA, as well as some parts of iran and turkey speak arabic, however overall they do differ, but not as much as other groups, however /MENA/ is a correct geographical term dumb burger

>random Estonian Lady on the bus said "salam aleikum" to me out of nowhere
I'm not sure whether to be mildly or extremely uncomfortable

please stop I said I won't shitpost today

was she hot

Pls no more 7liwa editions
What did you respond

>not replying 'ni hao'

Пpивeт:^)

Fucking autist.

No, and she was a mother of three

>we get off the bus
>"salam aleikum :)"
>just smile and nod
>"where are you from?"
>"Egypt."
>asks what I'm doing here, say I'm studying
>"okay, salam aleikum :)"
>"haha I'm not Muslim though"
>"oh, you look very... you know"
>"haha yeah, well have a nice day"
>"same to you :)"
>walk away and contemplate carrying a dead pig with my everywhere I go to prevent this situation from happening ever again

Just wear a cross if you are this insecure.

just wear cross necklace or kippa, duh

You're supposed to say "aleikum salam" .

aaaah the shitposting urge... down my nervous system...must resist

>I'm not Muslim though

Don't ever reply to me again you filthy Crusader.

nig... no I must take control

I have the inverse problem, people can't tell im a muslim by looking at me because i happen to be a pureblood AMAZIGH and thus white.
Anyways if you are a christian wear a cross, if you are not even a christian stop being a faggot and just convert to islam.

sometime I put concentrated milk in my coffee, it stays at the bottom when the cup is empty and I pretend it's sperm

is it bad if i cant tell the difference between emphatic and normal consonants?
also
will people understand me if i cant pronounce them?

>I'm a muslim
Go away filthy mujahid

no it's not a problem dyslexia is an expected feature when people see your face

>WE WUZ WHITE N SHEEEEEEEEEIT

im not reza
not a single drop of persian blood in me

are you happy to have unloaded your gypsy hordes into the shengen zone ?

He is obviously baiting though its unfunny

Calling me a Mujahid is the greatest honours bestowed upon me since I took your mother's purity.

romania is in schengen?

>Maghrebi education

t. jelly brown people

im going to rape the teachings of christ into you, sissy wh*Toid

This is the most viewed video from poonisia, I hate this shithole
youtube.com/watch?v=bMDn1_x-nVA

how did romas get here then ? they set on a field and exploit a law loophole that forbids displacement of x number people, they cut electricity cables, destroy fences and any object that may prove ownership

(sperm)

I guess it's not enough that Maghrebi's ruin Europe, they also have to ruin /mena/.

...by moving?
westerners cant stop a few thousand afrikangz, whatre they gonna do to some gypps

BAYERN BAYERN

t.one of the worst posters in the history of mena

As a muslim i already am a better follower Christ than your average shirkfagging LARPer that calls himself """christian"""

Your compatriots are truly savages, you know? They are worse than rabid dogs. They rape, they steal, they fight, they stink. Really, they are disgusting animals.

Why can't you disgusting animals create a /na/ thread and fuck off?

dumb frogposter

islam is orthodoxy with some sunburn caused dementia
return to your roots

(you)

1. Yeah, but not very
2. Yes, most of the time they don't change the meaning, but occasionally they do

I might wear a necklace with an ankh instead of a cross. It's almost a cross but not. Might be autistic enough to work.

WHERE MY MAGHREBOIS AT???

I have a mahhrebi boyfriend can I be honorary maghrebi? :3

>Algerians
>mature
kek

chous omak ya a7

thanks a lot estonianon
are you an arab in bargain binland?

dont shout im contemplating

dumb frogposter

hey rusbro. have three vodka bottles for the first russian soldiers i see. invasion when? :)

I'm sorry but I'm gonna say it - I don't like the fact that there are North-Africans in this thread. They should leave.

I'm an Egyptian in Estonia, Binland is cool but I unironically prefer it here

La ant

NOT ONLY MUSLIMS SAY THAT UQUQ IT JUST MEANS HELLO IN CLASSICAL ARABIC GEEZ WHAT A TRIGGERED QUQ

QUQ

Get used to it aquafresh

nice
do you think i should learn egyptian or another dialect?

dumb frogposter

AHVAZI

I will never give up my personal Jihad against the North-African monkeys.

Everybody please ignore all caps faggots

Arabier pls imo you should go back to nederdraad
Also just a question dont you feel embarassed at your own posts

@82316513
T. LOWERCASE MOROCCAGGOT

THEYRE CALLED MAGHRAPES

THE MAGHREBI: DURING
HIS CHILDHOOD HE'S FORCED
TO MILK GOATS, COWS... CLEAN BARNS
"THE MAGHREBI" "SOWS" POTATOES, ONIONS" AND HE DOES AGRICULTURAL WORK!!
the MAGHREBI DOESN'T BATHE, DOESN'T STUDY,
DOESN'T GO TO SCHOOL, DOESN'T GO TO UNIVERSITY. HE'S A THICK IGNORANT, CLOSED,
BRUTE, STUPID, PROFANE, DISGUSTING

WHAT IS MAGHREBI IN LATIN???

*``MAGHREBIUS HEDIONDUS MONUS``

HOW TO RECOGNIZE A MAGHREBI IS THE EASIEST THING, HERE WE LIST SOME OF THEIR CHARACTERISTICS

0- THEY'RE UGLY, HORRIBLE, ABYECT, INSIGNIFICANT... HEINOUS
1- THEY'RE BROWN, THE COLOUR OF POOP, SIMILAR TO COPPER, RESEMBLING TURDS
2- THEY'RE DRWAVES, 1,50 TO 1,60, LIKE ATLAS GNOMES
3- THEIR LEGS ARE SHORT, BOW-LEGGED, TRUE ABOMINATIONS OF NATURE
4- THEY DON'T HAVE ASSES, NOT THE MEN NOR THE WOMEN
5- THEY DON'T HAVE NECK, THEY RESEMBLE WORMS WITH MUD
6- THEY HAVE HUGE NOSES LIKE BABOONS 7- THEIR EARS ARE HUGE, EVEN THE SPANISH CALLED THEM THAT
8- THEY'RE LIKE CHINESE AND THEY DON'T HAVE EYELIDS
9- THEY HAVE PROTRUDING CHEEKBONES
10- THEIR FACES ARE ROUND AND BLOATED, THESE GUANACO FACE

forgot my oropax

THIS IS CALLED DIGITS

this is all true

>t. never went to a arab country and watched the local christians cringe when someone greets them with that
You just say ahlan or the local variant of ezzayyoko (how are you all) you damn autismo.

Either (Cairo) Egyptian, a Levantine dialect or (West) Saudi, all of these are mostly mutually intelligible with each other and MSA. Learn whichever one you find the most resources for.

Now write this in (Latinized) Arabic

THE TERM PREDATES ISLAM AND EVEN THE ARABIC LANGUAGE

JUST CAUSE MUSLIMS PREFER IT AND PRETEND ITS ALL ABOUT THEM DOESNT MEAN IT ISNT JUST ARABIC AND NOT A RELIGIOUS TERM COPTISMO

SHE DIDNT SAY ASSALAMU ALEIKUM WARAHMATULLAHI WABARAKATU YOU ABSOLUTE QUQ

WHAT? YOULL TELL HER TO ADDRESS YOU ONLY IN COPTIC?

thanks a lot
one last thing
do you think i should focus on msa or a dialect if my aim is to read and watch movies?

AND FOR THE RECORD IVE BEEN TO TWO ARABIC COUNTRIES INCLUDING EGYPT ARGUABLY FIVE DEPENDING ON YOUR PAN ARAB IRREDENTISM LEVEL

assalamu alaikum wa rahmatullahi wa barakatuh

>READ
MSA

>MOVIES
LOCAL DIALECT OF THE COUNTRY THEY COME FROM

MOST MOVIES COME FROM EGYPT BUT MOSALSALAT COME FROM EVERYWHERE AND SOME OF IT IS DUBBED IN MSA

THANKS FRENDO

I like your ass
skype id ?

POST GYPSY NUDES

NO.HOMO

Why don’t you bleach your skin MJ style and wear coloured contacts if you’re so insecure about your heritage? Plus “Salam aleikum” is used by all Arabs despite of their religion.

this, but there is absolutely nothing of value to read in MSA anyway

>WHAT? YOULL TELL HER TO ADDRESS YOU ONLY IN COPTIC?
Might as well, if she wants to address me in my preferred manner
But I'm 120% fine with speaking Estonian with Estonians.

>FIVE
Let me guess, Iran, Israel, and... Somalia?

>t. Gambian
I'm not uncomfortable with being Egyptian, I just don't want to be mistaken for Muslim.
>Plus “Salam aleikum” is used by all Arabs despite of their religion.
Not really, Copts aren't big fans of it at least.

WHEN I WAS IN EGYPT I SAW A COPTIC CHURCH PRAYING IN MSA

CHECK AND MATE UQUQ

HOW DO YOU EVEN SAY HELLO IN COPTIC?

EGYPT, JORDAN, FAKESTINE, GOLAN HEIGHTS, TOWN OF GHAJAR

MOST BROWNQUX DONT SPEAK ESTONIAN

*takes notes*
What color contacts do you recommend?

BLUE AND WHITE UQUQ

I REMEMBER HOW COPTS SAY THINGS LIKE NUSHKUR RABBENA INSTEAD OF ALHAMDULILLAH ETC WHY NOT JUST USE COPTIC?

>WHEN I WAS IN EGYPT I SAW A COPTIC CHURCH PRAYING IN MSA
Colloquial Egyptian is unfortunately not considered prestigious enough to talk to god in, so do that in the next best thing that everyone knows
>HOW DO YOU EVEN SAY HELLO IN COPTIC?
"Nofri", but I prefer "Aghaapi", apparently it's a greeting used among priests and means محبة.
>MOST BROWNQUX DONT SPEAK ESTONIAN
You just wait a couple of generations uquq.
>I REMEMBER HOW COPTS SAY THINGS LIKE NUSHKUR RABBENA INSTEAD OF ALHAMDULILLAH ETC WHY NOT JUST USE COPTIC?
There's a small unorganized language revival movement going on and apparently some Copts in small villages speak it fluently, but those are few unfortunately. Most just speak Today's Egyptian instead.

>AGHAAPI
>αγάπη
SO YOU PREFER GREEK BULLS OVER ARAB ONES?

DO UQUQ EVEN KNOW COPTIC?

ALSO EVEN QUX WHO DONT KNOW THE LANGUAGE FLUENTLY CAN SAY THINGS LIKE “THANK GOD” IN COPTIC ITS LESS QUQT THAT WAY

Imagine worshipping a Jewish cuck as a God.

guys what does quq and uquq mean

he isn't me you kike

>αγάπη
hm, didn't know that. It still sounds (and means) nice.
>SO YOU PREFER GREEK BULLS OVER ARAB ONES?
Slightly, yeah. Coptic was heavily influenced by Greek but it was still its own thing.
>DO UQUQ EVEN KNOW COPTIC?
Not really, unfortunately. I'm in favor of promoting modern Egyptian instead, since everyone already knows it, and infusing it with Coptic loans whenever possible. Unfortunately this won't happen without a visionary such as Atatürk (May Osiris be kind to him).
Ideally, yeah

Muhammad copied Judaism almost 1:1, the main difference is that it was more accessible to convert to and encouraged conquest as a means of spreading the faith. In most ways just a more violent and base form of Christianity for desert nogs.

QUQ="ديوث"
UQUQ=“انت الديوث”

Cuck and you cuck
Dont take any posts with a us flag, dutch flag or french flag seriously

I'm white but I have a long beard so when I wear traditional clothes I get random salams from people it makes me feel good

THAT GOES DOUBLE FOR YOU MAJUICE

CHANGE STARTS WITH UQUQ

LEARN COPTIC OR AT LEAST THE COPTIC EQUIVALENTS OF THE EVERYDAY RELIGIOUS PHRASES UQUQ

>(May Osiris be kind to him).
ok this one was good. i laughed

What you think of Nasser by the way?

AQUQ