The Americans live thread

New episode starts in less than an hour. Time to get comfy.

Will there be more naked Keri Russel?

Friendly reminder that there's still time to get yourself a case of Miller High Life™ (renowned globally as the "champagne of beers") before the episode airs

stream where?

Next:
>M I L L E R T I M E

Two minutes!

>Still no Sandra
Really guys? Are you still watching it?

Oh boi,. Tuan´s gone tonite

>is Philip gonna finally bang Kimmy?

>Tuan´s gone tonite
I think I'm ok with this.

Only show on TV that moves slower then BcS

twan is a little faggot

Tonight's episode is called "IHOP":

>Philip and Elizabeth are thrown off balance when things with Tuan take an unexpected turn; Henry makes a startling proposition; Stan has a disturbing encounter with Frank Gaad's widow.

Should be neat.

Is he still working this bitch or is this a flash back? I'm confused

Still working her over, it looks like.

>Tonight's episode is called "IHOP":
>go to check
>its actually titled IHOP

twans at ihop eating tooty fruity

I like big black cocks in my mouth and ass

Just reminding you guys

Stan started looking at a file and my cable froze then the router and everything just crashed.

What the fuck is in that file, and why don't they want me to see it?

It was a folder of pictures of poopy

Hi friend! You should participate more or at least participate without the name.

Two things:

1. I'll drop this name if you can get Lawfag to give me my drawing.

2. Did you impersonate me back when The Night Of was airing? I got a lot of shit recently for that.

i really like where this conversation is going
i like how they are slowly questioning what they are doing with their lives

It was a dossier of the folks who ended up killing Gaad.

Will Paige become my gf in this episode?

hey guys, watcha talking about and why are you using my name?

>I got a lot of shit recently for that.
>recently
what do you mean and how recently

Why don't (((they))) want me to see the poopys tho????

The tv is still out this is getting a little too spoopy for me.

Black penis is delicious though.

>Why don't (((jews))) want me to see the poopys tho????
because they know what you do with the pictures

Im still in season 1 but please post lewds of the daughter

oops didnt mean to reply to myself

She dies in S2

phil hates this newfag

She was violently raped to death by the black guy. They put a nice happy sounding Russian song on during it which was honestly kino as fuck.

It's one thing to get flack for shitposting, it's another to get flack for doing something I didn't do.

Anyway, that's enough of that.

>using logic with a grieving widow

You messed up, Stan.

Didn't mean to reply to myself again, sorry.

>It's one thing to get flack for shitposting, it's another to get flack for doing something I didn't do.
wtf are you talking about
stop being mysterious and give us the whole story

oh henry...

They're finally doing something with the kid

WITHOUT TELLING US ABOUT IT?!?!

i like this music

she speaks russian now

That is the whole story. Some user was yelling at me the other day and I figured that I'd get it out since the imposter was here.

Character development for Henry, who would've thought?

This

Now, we know that the creators of the show browse this threads too...

Hey! where´s the paige´s feet scene? jk m8s

thats not the whole story
youre embarrassed

>Paige wants to go to church
>Phillip and Elizabeth have a cow
>Henry wants to go to a good school
>Phillip and Elizabeth have a cow

Why don't they want their kids to do anything with their lives, and why do I really want the Simpsons to get invented so someone can tell them not to have a cow.

>hes a footfag
i like big black cocks in my ass and mouth but even i wont stoop to that level of degeneracy

Still waiting on those lewds!

keep waiting nigger
shes a good girl
shes a good christian girl!

Paige is too pure. She showers in a swim suit, and hasn't been naked since she was 3.

wooohooo i cant wait for wonder woman!
marvelkuks be tee ef oh yet againe!

>You will never smell wonder woman's un- deodoranted hairy arm pits in glorious 4k 60fps imax 3d.

Stop pretending to be me, why would I smell her armpits when I could just suck a bug ol nigger cock

>its a russian speaking scene
if i wanted to read i would just read my mangas!

I see now. Anyone can tell the difference between us if they look carefully.

I know, right my dude. It's like im in2 Sup Forums not /lit/ senpai.

why do i keep replying to myself
im such a bumbling galoot

Is that so?

>tfw "ThatOneBro" inadvertently ruins every thread he posts in

i enhance the experience
im actually a really cool bro

>why do i keep replying to myself
because I like sucking big black cocks, those ones that are so big they never get harder than a chub. I like spinning it around like a wind mill then slapping myself in the face with it.

told you niggers twan was at ihop

fuck ihop, dennys home of the grand slam ftw.

>bro
cool people dont actually say bro or refer to themselves as cool or bro
t. totally radical person

>implying anyone on Sup Forums is cool.

why do nigger faggots always have to be like
>hur dur ______ vs _______
fuck off dat boi poster
you are literally newfag cancer

>implying that you and i arent
nigga you are me and i are you and we are le cool bro

>tfw I had to work tonight
>tfw I have to wait until tomorrow to watch the episode
>tfw I didn't get to shitpost with y'all tonight

At least I have a 6pack of cold Miller High Life waiting for me at home. I can drink the feels away.

>newfag

jokes on you, ive been here since last summer

lewkeemeeahh

will, or has, Keri Russel's character realized the Communists are full of shit and America is the bastion of freedom?

>posts dat boi
>thinks dennys is better than ihop
you need to go back

Not yet. They seem to play with the angle sometimes, but Philip is definitely burnt out.

no but they are slowly realizing it in this season and its delicious

I'm behind, but I get the impression Philip just wants to get a normal job, drive a trans am, be a bro with the FBI guy, and raise his kids.

>Henry makes a startling proposition
OH SHIT HE KNOWS

this is a slow burn but its getting to the point weve been waiting for
this episode literally had a bedroom conversation where liz and phil questioned what they were doing and if the russians back home are being honest and just

i strongly believe we will see that tipping point its just a matter of when

no hes just trying to join a school where he would have to move away

people like to dump on High Life but it really is a unique, enjoyable lager

genuine draft < high life
i chug budweiser tho