If you HAD TO live in one of these countries, which one would you take?

If you HAD TO live in one of these countries, which one would you take?

why are you comparing the fucking danes to us Siegfried?

I agree
One is the oldest kingdom in the world and the other is just a non-country

Denmark probably

Danemark is richer

feels bad living in a non-country compared to the noble frankish descendants.

Belgium

Denmark is just a uninteresting shithole that should be german

Denmark because less Muzzies

This

>that should be german
Don't insult them, they are Scandinavians, Marcel.

Gas the Danes, take the land and make it german voilà Antoine

>giving anything to the krauts

lmao

>better than giving it to Swedistan

Norway should have it

LMAO THE FUCKING BUTTHURT OF FROGS TOWARDS GERMANS TODAY

No, Germans are subhumans and ugly. Real Swedes aren't ugly and don't destroy Europe for 1600 years.

Why? it's weird , Germany is the nearest it will make u more richer and they don't like it, les grenouilles sont jalouses

Fuck off Hans

Norway and Denmark was one country for like 450 years

It would only be fair

>subhumans
>ugly

don't be jealous grenouille

Belgium, no questions asked

yes but Germany>>>>>Norway

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My grandfather who lived 150 meters from the German border, never sat foot in Germany since 1945 until his death. He went on vacation in eastern Denmark and Sweden, just so he didn't have to go through Germany.

explain why? the nazi thing?

Denmark, obviously

Yep.

well i agree that Germany was completly acting like a retard during WW2 but nowadays, its the most powerful country in Europe and it's pretty good there despite the shitmigrants

wtf I love france now

d-do you mean you only started to love france right now ?

Denmark, at least they don't have weekly violent riots and lootings.

no I loved france before but I double love it now

We know you love us since 911

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what a soyboy

Whichever has the better food

And that would be... ?

u choose

>look at me !!!! i am belgium!!!! i exist!!!! pls foreigners notice us!!!

p-pick us p-please

ta gueule le cocu

Love both countries, but I would choose Denmark for their social cohesion.

Belgium has criminally underrated beer though.

waffles&chocolate or lego bricks

hard decision ...

should I say merveilleux or wunderbar

I don't even know how Belgians should look like. I mean how can I make fun of them?? What a pathetic non country.

Belgium so I could kill myself

Kill myself at the airport

go drink vodka snownigger
your country is full of mongoloids

>be Belgium
>be cucked by swiss
>hallebarde_suisse_dans_la_gueule.jpeg
>be cucked by austrians
>be cucked by spaniards
>dutch brother choose to exterminate the spaniards and asks you to join him
>chooses to suck spain's dick instead
>most """"prestigious"""" belgian military unit was Spain's royal guard
>be cucked by frenchs
>be conscripted in the french army to invade russia
>be cucked by your dutch brother
>beg for french help to be independant
>become britbong's puppet
>be cucked by germans twice in less than 40 years
>second most """prestigious""" belgian military unit was the "28. SS-Freiwilligen-Panzergrenadier-Division Wallonien"
>don't have le boudin because you're a tireur au cul
>soon you will be cucked by your own province

cocu toi-même

Like clockwork

Are you to based frogbro who helped me gang up on the Brits in the other thread?

kys

why do you still play pokemon

the past is the past, now Belgium is one of the richest country of Europe with high education, good healthcare, and even our immigrants are educated besides those from the famous Molenbeek shithole

Now shall we talk about France? The country of the eternal surrenders? a jewish shithole with uneducated faggs, immigrants acting like chimpanzes? Your country is litteraly a pile of shit so go fuck yourself

What is USUM is it the belgiam jew?

Are you to based frogbro who helped me gang up on the Brits in the other thread?

>be belgium
>even the jews aren't as persecuted as you are
>it's just the past bro
>be cucked by the country of eternal surrenders, by the jewish shithole with uneducated faggs, the country of immigrants acting like chimpanzes
>be cucked by a fucking pile of shit

Let's talk about the present now
>be cucked by flanders
>be cucked by your fellow "country"men
>even luxemburg isn't as irrelevant as you are

FUCK OFF PUTAIN DE GRENOUILLE

BELGIUM IS NOT KEKED BY ANYBODY

>WE ARE NOT KEKED UNE FOUET
>can't even speak it's own language

>French people are the worst frenchspeakers between Switzerland Belgium and France
i don't speak your faggot language hon hon baguette

>langues officielles: français, néerlandais, allemand
Where is the beautiful Belgian language ? Can you help me finding it ?

The United Kingdom of Belmark.

top kek

why bother inventing a national tongue when you can speak all of your neighboors languages and can easely interact with them? :^)

>why bother having your own culture

this thqh

Belgium = Bestt

>wine
>baguette
>fromage

beautiful faggot culture
we have an actual culture and different dialects but you don't know it because you're an ignorant autistic frenchfagg

Belgium but I'd probably wanna move to poland

>Denmark is just a uninteresting shithole that should be german

Bismarck agrees.

Denmark for sure. Belgium is a shithole.

he didn't you mong, we offered to join the federation but bismarck didn't want it and proceeded to attack us because he was a violent chimp germ monkey like the rest of you subhmans.

dumb worthless finn

son of hunter-gatherers you aren't worth a cent in the real world and you know it

Denmark ofc.

Your culture is as great as your history bro

Belgium, Denmark its shit
t. Dane

Denmark because I know literally nothing about Belgium just like everyone else ITT including actual Belgians

You got BISMARCK'D in the pooper!

fuck off kraut

Yup and yours worships the sperm of the black cock

>y-y... you are cccuck by n-n-n-niggers haha...

you are a shithole and you like to eat fried catfood you subhuman

beligans are so insecure

Hon hon je prends la baguette hon hon dans le cul hon hon Hon

ce patriote français de qualité :3

OG Merovingians reporting in

fuck the Danes btw they are nothing but sheep fuckers with a speech impairment

Het is patat en geen friet mongool

none, belgians are pedos and Belgiun is filled with muslims, danish are nazis

>belgian culture
>1+1 = 11 et ça c'est beau

>Belgium has criminally underrated beer though.
you're right

Nazi =/= Cozy racism
It's just for fun

I would engage in an immoral relationship with any Affligem beer.

>french culture
>Un bougnoule qui défend l'extrême droite

het is friet jij hollandse kaaskop

zuig mijn frietvormige pik jij vuile haringvreter oranjelulhoofd
pikkenzuigende japie kaaskop vuile reetkever

why are 95% of your """arguments""" about races/ethnics ? Are you insecure about something ma frite d'amour ?

Is Denmark more german or scandi?

now you inspired me

is there anything else to talk bout your hellhole?

I give France like 20 years and it will be the frist caliphate of Europe, ton pays est mort infâme grenouille

We're less Scandi than Sweden, but more Scandi than German

Franks came from nowadays Belgium, you tried stealing their culture.