1.Your cunt

1.Your cunt
2.Have you ever been in a real fight? how did you do?

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My only ''real'' fight was when I was like 14. The game was 9-9 and at the time we didn't have goal-line technology, so a ruckus ensued. I hit a guy in the nose, and he hit me in my forehead. It eventually swell, so I had to tell my parents that I hit the goal post with my head. That was it.

1. eesti
2. countless of times. 99% i won. but the other times i got very bad hospital times.

1.Spen
2. Yes, I almost killed the dude I was fighting against.

1. USA
2. I once had to fight to get to the front of the McDonalds line. One of those everyday things where the line was too long and I wanted my burger right then.

>I once had to fight to get to the front of the McDonalds line.
>One of those everyday things where the line was too long and I wanted my burger right then.

yes. i got punched into the chips aisle at a gas station by a redneck on meth because i told him to hurry up in line

no, i am too weak and know that i would get my shit kicked so i just gtfo when any conflict arises

Unironically have beaten the shit out of niggers multiple times before

Everyone wth fighting experience will tell you this:
You win some and lose some
What I will tell you:
Fighting is retarded in 99% of situations

1.flag
2.no because I use "nothin personel kid"tier tricks :)

a kid on the playground wanted to trade pokemon cards and i said no so he hit me in the face and ran away

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>4 times. 2 in high school, I won. 1 at a bar in University, I won. 1 versus a Serbian that sucker-punched me, I lost.

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Yes, in Croatia against some Americans at a club. It was more pushing and drunk yelling than fighting but since we all were +185cm and they were manlets we "won" in the end and they left.

1.) Canada
2.) Only while playing hockey, I did alright mostly

How big of a meme is "slavs can't play hockey?"

Not really fights, but I broke some lad's arm I think it was in elementary and then put a hole in some guy's skull.

Just being extra-clumsy really. No luck too.

Not since I was like 12. Usually ended on top, but it never became too serious.

This sucks.

Broke someones ripcage by accident once

There are a lot of good Slavic players, but they don't reach the level of Canadians. Ovechkin is very good

I was a really small bloke too then, so it never got over myself, and while I don't think I'd do much damage anyways in a real fight, I've just made sure I stay away from them because I hate feeling guilty over the pain of others.

What age was yours?

like 13 or 14, kinda langlet.

this shit happened to me all the time.

Yes
Used to fight for fun in elementary and middle school and then just to keep up appearances as I got older.

>Elementary school
>I was kind of a bully
>This one kid started to think he was tough because he beat up some bitch kid
>Starts acting like a dickhead during baseball at recess
>Bullying other kids I usually bully
>Get pissed that he's doing my thing
>Get in his face
>Throws a punch I block and then I just pumbled his ass before it got broken up
>He never acted tough again

>Middle school
>Some MTV skit or something is popular where a guy goes and just randomly dances on someone
>Some kid I hardly knew did this to me
>Grabbed him and basically upper cutted down and kicked him a few times

>High school
>Playing basketball during PE
>Close game
>Dude on the other team keeps fouling me
>He's considered the toughest guy in school
>Too pissed of to care
>He elbows me during a layup
>Grab the ball
>Dramatically slam the ball down so everyone knows it's on
>He has the fastest hands I've ever seen
>Gets like a dozen good shots on me
>I got a shot or two
>Lost by decision
>Didn't get knocked down or even felt wobbly or anything though

I can probably remember a few more but there were better ones not involving me.

Oh wait small as in little in age lmao. Not a manlet fuck though.

>>Dramatically slam the ball down so everyone knows it's on

That was pretty stupid

flaggot
never ever

I don't need to fight with anyone physically

Im a pacifist

no but i watched someone get his ass beat in my uni today

*little bitch

Yes, I personally beat up one wh*teoid a day.

The last time I have been in a real fight was when I was 11. I was outnumbered, so I got my ass kicked. I have been close to getting in to scuffles since then, but I have been able to avoid them, as I can be quite intimidating.

you know some martial arts don't you

No, each time i cryed and ran away.

Do you have any idea how many Slavs are in the NHL?