Thinking about becoming a christian fgt

I've never been into any kind of religion, but have been thinking about it a lot lately. I don't believe in the god stuff but like some of the christian teachings.

What branch of church would I find that hates jews, and is for white people? As well as teaching non degenerate behavior?

How do I go about becoming a christ fag church goer? I've never been to church once in my life.

any information on the real basics here is appreciated, as far as how to show up, do they expect me to give them money, what kind of cloths to wear ... ect ect

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=EbOzfXAJm4I
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

>are you a Jew?
Then be a Christian
>are you an Arab?
Then be a Christian
>are you an American Indian spic?
Then be a Christian
>is your IQ below 100?
Then be a Christian

>>is your IQ below 100?
>Then be a Christian

this is EXACTLY what a jew would say

Catholicism or mormonism, famalam.
Protestantism is completely degenerate.
Also, good call, Christ whipped jews out of temples and called them snakes all the time.
He knew the jew, very red pilled.

>doesn't believe in god
>wants to become a christian
Fuck off, retard.

Apostolic or Pentecostal. The trade-off for them adhering so close to Scripture is they expect a lot out of you when it comes to worship and praise. Basically if you can find a church where the pastor criticizes other churches a lot, you know you're in the right spot.

just go, dress as nice as you're able.
if you're worried about overdressing, be a weirdo and scope the place out beforehand and see what everyone else wears.

any church will be ecstatic to welcome you with open arms and help walk you through getting acclimated.

don't worry too much about which branch in the beginning, just go to church and start studying scripture and theology on your own (it's fun.)
then later once you've fleshed out your views a bit more, find the denomination that's closest in line with what your perceive to be true doctrine.

but there are churches to avoid:
Presbyterian Church USA (ordains women and faggots) [PCA is ok]
Evangelical Lutheran Church of America (ordains women and faggots)
United Church of Christ (ordains women and faggots)
i'm forgetting a ton.

Think about this instead.

Pentecostals are pretty weird. Been to a church once, they like speaking in fake "tongues". Pretty sure they're secretly satanic.

Mormonism is heretical garbage and Catholicism is the church world's version of socialist Democrats. The Pope has come out and said there's nothing wrong with being gay and people should embrace multiculturalism.

>edgy fedora

Joke's on you, faggot.
We mormons have a huuuuuuuuuge birth rate.
We're going to be the majority of the white population so long as protestants stay totally degenerate and as long as francis is the pope.

My mom was baptised a couple weeks ago and it wasn't so bad. Turns out the church had a literal pool hidden underneath a panel on the stage or whatever the fuck it's called. She told me that she had to take a class or some shit for a couple of months and that was about it. Ofcourse, I think the religion is silly but the secret pool was pretty neat.

Don't be a Christian if your motive is driven by hate. Christianity is not a little club to discriminate agains others- and if you read the bible you'll find that Jesus specifically taught against that kind of stuff.
There are sects of "Christianity" that do have a more hate-focused mentality, like Westbrook baptist church.

Again though, if your motive here is to seek out the will of God and live according to what is right rather than how you feel, a discriminatory attitude will not get you far.

Plus most Christians don't hate Jews because we literally worship a Jewish dude. I like Jews, half of our book is the same as theirs, we just added some extra stuff

>Christ never whipped jews out of temples or called them snakes on the street
Holy deuce, do you ''''''''''christians''''''''' even read the bible?

The tongue thing plays a big part because the Bible says it's one of many gifts you are given upon receiving the Holy Ghost. The Bible mentions several times how God's children will be able to talk in the tongue of angels and what not.

I know for a fact that a lot of it is faked and some churches will coach people in it, but I've been in Pentecostal churches for about a year now and can show you in the Bible where it talks about tongues being a gift from God.

If OP is serious about the anti-degeneracy Pentecostal would be a solid choice, though the tongue thing can put people off. The thing with Pentecostals is they take the word of God as it is and don't allow liberal interpretations of the word. The Bible says homosexuality is abomination? There's no disputing with that.

Have Pokemon Go lead you to the right church for you.

MY SIDES

youtube.com/watch?v=EbOzfXAJm4I

this guys is right OP, you have to believe in God because Jesus Christ, where the word CHRISTian comes from, is God in the human flesh.

he didn't say "hate jews and jews are snakes" he said follow me guys, i am the way the truth and the life, don't follow these jews

Don't jump into a Faith if your intent is anything beyond absolution of sins and saving your soul from eternal torment in hell fire.

And stay away from the Mormons. The church of Mitt Romney and Glenn Beck is also the last of the Ted Cruz supporters. Fucking scumbags

I've read the bible and I know,what you're talking about, however, the gift of tongues was supposed to be imparted onto certain individuals not the entire congregation. One time a Pentecostal door to door missionary told me I needed to speak in tongues to be saved.

Matthew 23:33
Ye serpents, ye generation of vipers, how can ye escape the damnation of hell?
Yes, he literally calls jews snakes.

op's pic has a cute girl someone put facial hair on to make it look like a dude

a Mary pic originally, right?

It depends on the church, brother. It's great that you're getting interested in the words and teachings of Christ, and as a former agnostic I can assure there is a lot to chew on when it comes to the Bible.

You can and are encouraged to just show up one night/morning and most churches will let you just sit there and soak everything in. I would suggest bringing a Bible with you, but it's not necessary. It can bring attention to the fact that you are new to church though, which may or may not be good for you.

If a church puts too much emphasis on offerings, you should leave. The Bible says that paying tithes is part of a Christian lifestyle, but offerings are different and churches that focus on them a lot tend to be corrupt.

There's nothing wrong with coming as you are. Some churches overemphasize a godly appearance, but a good church knows that it's a personal relationship with God that makes you want to do those things and won't force it on you.

The issue with finding a good church is most of them answer to the Catholic Church now, which is as corrupt as you can get. You'll know you're in a keeper church if they talk negatively about Catholicism and the Pope. Non-denominational churches are generally the best because they're independent and are allowed to do their own thing. Many denominational churches are part of massive organizations that are in it for the money.

Also, King James Version or bust. Don't ever compromise on that.

He was talking about the Chinese, Jerusalem is literally in China

What?
No it isn't.

well, he wasn't being as explicit as you're making it seem. he didn't hate jews...he just had a problem with the way jerusalem was living

Islam is the true redpill, join us friend inshallah

He was literally condemning all Jews, no salvation for them.He hates them, that is why he was preaching there, very redpilled

orthodox/nondenominational biblical fundamentalism/Baptist churches seem like the least cucked
avoid catholicism and mormonism at all costs

he said there was no salvation. but he was trying to save them..not damn them

Yeah. They're wrong. Lots of churches overemphasize the tongue stuff even though Jesus specifically told people not everyone will receive it.

The church I belong to is technically non-denominational, it's mostly Pentecostal. They preach that you should seek the Holy Ghost and pray to receive it, but unlike a lot of Pentecostals they don't believe you're going to hell without it.

Church world is kinda weird though anyway. My father-in-law said he went to a snake handler church where they'd bring out venomous snakes and encourage people to hold them because of a line know the Bible where it says people have been given power over snakes and scorpions.

op here again

So as I figured the responses are all over the place.

The main thing I'm looking for is what branch hates jews the most and is non degenerate.

I don't want to argue about jesus teachings, I just want to know what I'm supposed to do to show up and check out some churches. Ill restate ive never gone to church before so I really have no clue how to go about this stuff.