longest life span in the world

> longest life span in the world
> lowest crime rate in the world
> world class food
> world class transport network
> world class electronics
> world class education
> world class whiskey and sake
> world class robotics
> world class automobiles
> world class motorcycles
> word class gaming entertainment
> world class night life
> world class women
> world class wives
> third largest economy in the world
> no illegal immigrants
> legal sexual services
> zero sjw problems
> free to own firearms
> no mass shootings
> legally own Sup Forums
> invented crypto currency

Have you bowed down to the rising sun today?

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japantimes.co.jp/news/2017/08/04/national/social-issues/japanese-women-likely-keep-domestic-abuse-secret-eu-peers-survey/
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Karayuki-san
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Recreation_and_Amusement_Association
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3474597/Japan-porn-industry-preys-young-women.html
tokyoreporter.com/2011/12/27/av-producer-one-in-200-japanese-women-performed-in-porn/
youtube.com/watch?v=0NcIGBKXMOE
wsj.com/articles/SB844189550290273000
youtube.com/watch?v=IdXPJWODzjo
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

>kanji

hot

whuts wrong with kanji
i think the main problem with ops post is that nips die by 30

>world class women
>world class wives
>world class food
>world class gaming entertainment

:joy:
none of these are true lol

>world class women

>a wife is only as good as how she is represented through an amass of pixels in a random image
technically that is the nigger psyche

Why do so many have glasses?

We boast a highest number of michelin restaurant in the world though.

>free to own firearms
You wish. There's no one East Asian country with a proper government that is like that.

There is like two uglies and that's it.

Gf

Need a gf

You'll never lick those jap feet.......

>shitty work culture that actually killed people
I'm ok with being just a tourist

>living on a 1sqm room
really not my thing

>He judges women solely on their looks
baka Tbh

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your standards are low..

most japanese cant speak english fluently so no thanks

>your standards are not warped by media and porn and are in fact completely normal in the premodern world
fixed

> longest life span in the world
A long life of suffering only means more time suffering.

> lowest crime rate in the world
Botched statistics, the yakuza run rampant.

> world class food
Portugal's is better.

> world class transport network
Portugal's is better.

> world class electronics
Once during the 80s

> world class education
Portugal's is better.

> world class whiskey and sake
Portugal's is better. In fact the japanese can't even handle portuguese alcohol.

> world class robotics
One time in a Rocky movie.

> world class automobiles
Not by any measure.

> world class motorcycles
A world class road death machine is still just a death machine.

> word class gaming entertainment
Not since xbox is a thing.

> world class night life
Night life sucks everywhere in the world. Being the king of the pile of shit still means you're only the king of a pile of shit.

> world class women
Portugal's are better.

> world class wives
Portugal's are better.

> third largest economy in the world
Irrelevant.

> no illegal immigrants
Botched statistics.

> legal sexual services
Blackmail operations ran by yakuza.

> zero sjw problems
You've never been to jap social media.

> free to own firearms
Downright false.

> no mass shootings
Japan was the innovator of the mass stabbing and trucking of peace.

> legally own Sup Forums
Irrelevant.

> invented crypto currency
Irrelevant.

Portugal is better than japan.

how do i move to this promised land?

In fact, probably more michelin stars in Japan total than all of Europe combined. Tokyo alone has as many stars as the top 5 European cities combined. Kyoto and Osaka are 2nd and 4th in the world respectively.

They are wearing 0 to next to 0 makeup. And good lord do we know how white women look without it.

Literally all good video games come from Japan

> lowest crime rate
Have you been? It's ridiculous how safe it is. It's not a meme my friend. Yakuza doesn't touch civilians unless you use their services (like brothels) and not pay up.

> transport network
Better than anything in Europe. Been in England, France, Belgium, Italy, Austria, Germany, Switzerland, but they don't even come close. Trains are scheduled to arrive accurately by the second.

> Electronics
What do you think is inside your consumer products? Consumer industry has suffered but Japan's industrial capital and electronic parts production is stronger than ever.

>It's ridiculous how safe it is. It's not a meme my friend.
That's because you've never been to Portugal.

>Better than anything in Europe.
If you're a pervert who enjoys being sandwiched between five sexually pent up salarymen at once. The Portuguese system is just as precise and has a lot more space for passengers.

>What do you think is inside your consumer products?
My iphone is made using American technology. Just because an underage japanese sweatshop worker made it doesn't mean it's jap tech.

Amass enough money to buy a retirement home in algharb. I thought this was common knowledge around your parts.

Weeaboos need a good beating

Fuck off midget

Okay, so portugal has the best transportation system in the world? Sure thing bud. Next you are gonna tell me portugal is the safest nation in the world. Oh wait, you did. You do realize that even your European neighbors are statistically safer than your country right? Or are you telling me its perfectly safe to leave your bike unchained anywhere for months?

>Next you are gonna tell me portugal is the safest nation in the world. Oh wait, you did.

Learn to read before jumping straight to the instinctive response of parroting shit statistics. Retard.

The grow-ups are talking. Go play with kerosene.

>be OP
>post this pathetic thread on Sup Forums
>no replies and down the drain in minutes
>try the same thing on Sup Forums
pathetic desu

>be user
>crossboard on Sup Forums & Sup Forums
pathetic now get out

>> lowest crime rate in the world
lowest number of reported crimes you mean
japantimes.co.jp/news/2017/08/04/national/social-issues/japanese-women-likely-keep-domestic-abuse-secret-eu-peers-survey/

japan is not safe thanks to stupid gaijins and zainichi

Hi, David.

No shit pit can complete with the glory of Japan

I worship Japan as a heaven Filled with God's

Whats the appeal?

t. weeb

I myself will be pre-ordering Star Wars™ Battlefront™ II to play with my buddies

> invented crypto currency
satoshi nakamoto is a fake name and it is not japanese

Don't forget to save a little extra for loot boxes

You again. Was your mother a karayuki-san?

Zhang...

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Karayuki-san

Karayuki-san was the name given to Japanese girls and women in the late 19th and early 20th centuries who were trafficked from poverty-stricken agricultural prefectures in Japan to destinations in East Asia, Southeast Asia, Siberia (Russian Far East), Manchuria, and British India to serve as prostitutes. They sexually serviced men from a variety of races, including Chinese, Europeans, native Southeast Asians, and others.

The main destinations of karayuki-san included China (particularly Shanghai), Hong Kong, the Philippines, Borneo, Sumatra,[6] Thailand, Indonesia, and the western USA (in particular San Francisco). They were often sent to Western colonies in Asia where there was a strong demand from Western military personnel and Chinese men.[7] There were cases of Japanese women being sent to places as far as Siberia, Manchuria, Hawaii, North America (California), and Africa (Zanzibar). In Karachi and Bombay there were Japanese prostitutes to be found.[8][9]

In Western and Eastern Australia, gold mining Chinese men were serviced by Japanese Karayuki-san prostitutes and in Northern Australia around the sugarcane, pearling and mining industries the Japanese prostitutes serviced Kanakas, Malays, and Chinese, these women arrived in Australia or America via Kuala Lumpur and Singapore where they were instructed in prostitution, they originated from Japan's poor farming areas and the Australian colonial officials approved of allowing in Japanese prostitutes in order to sexual service "coloured' men, otherwise they thought that white women would be raped if the Japanese weren't available.[31]

but they are not Japanese women but Taiwanese
Japs should have more crocked teeth and more dyed hair and less eyeglasses

someone has to save those women from those microscopic SMARR BENIS's

They also have one of the highest suicide rates, ashrinking population and some sketchy shit goig there that we don't hear about often (like their treatment of foreign workers)

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Of course! Only poorfags don't help their favorite franchises

story of 1800 lol
Zhang, your prostitutes are working right now around the world,

Thought you were talking about Sardinia until >world class transport network

Zhang Wu Li!

You want something more recent?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Recreation_and_Amusement_Association

The Recreation and Amusement Association (特殊慰安施設協会 Tokushu Ian Shisetsu Kyōkai (Special Comfort Facility Association) (RAA) was the largest of the organizations established by Occupied Japan to provide organized prostitution to prevent rapes and sexual violence by American troops on the general population,[3][4] and to create other leisure facilities for occupying Allied troops immediately following World War II. The RAA "recruited" 55,000 women.

20th century

55,000 Japanese women.

>low life span because of finnish heritage disease
>most narcomans and knife/shotgun/axe murderers of the nordic countries
>worst food in the world
>socialist transport network that is one of the worst in europe
>most expensive electronics
>education that is rapidly going down the shitter
>world class koskenkorva (no competitors)
>no automobile industry to speak of
>no anything industry to speak of
>world class autistic gamers to ruin your games online
>fat ugly women
>unloyal wives
>most rapidly declining economy in the world
>thousands of iraqi refugees and somalis
>free to own firearms if you belong to a shooting club for 2 years, accept regular police checkups in your home and can prove that you do a shooting sport regularly
>invented mämmi
Have you scoffed at Finland today?

>he loves story of WW1 and WW2 kek
sadly your mom and sis are currently working hard NOW

Japan

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3474597/Japan-porn-industry-preys-young-women.html

Young women are regularly being duped into signing 'modelling' contracts in Japan then forced to perform in porn films where they are often gang-raped, warn campaigners

tokyoreporter.com/2011/12/27/av-producer-one-in-200-japanese-women-performed-in-porn/

AV producer: One in 200 Japanese women performed in porn

Shukan Post (Dec. 23) closes the year out with a bang, so to speak. Citing an adult video production company employee, the weekly tabloid says that it is common knowledge in the industry that one Japanese woman in 200 has performed in a porn film.

One in 200 Japanese women performed in porn

One in 200 Japanese women performed in porn

One in 200 Japanese women performed in porn

it costs around 150usd for 2hrs service, right?

but you have over 50million sex workers and keep exporting them lol

I don't know. Ask your karayuki-san grandmother, or your RAA mother, or your schoolgirl prostitute sister.

youtube.com/watch?v=0NcIGBKXMOE

wsj.com/articles/SB844189550290273000

stop committing crimes

Whats up with the japanese mexiboos?

Can i get a loli gf there?

Speak for yourself.

youtube.com/watch?v=IdXPJWODzjo

here is data in Japan

Did you make that with MS Paint?

>asian """""men"""""" have to pay for sex
>meanwhile white beta manlets get all the yellow pussy for free
all asiatics belong to white cock

kek

>this chink need a 150years old pic

your brother was arrested in Texas

Shouldn't be a problem. They teach 'em young in nipland.

and in that age, you lived like maggots

btw, your aunts were also arrested for prostutution

> named in the indictment besides Ha. Some, like Yu Ling Chang ("Rica" or "Jennifer"), whom Ha refers to as his wife, helped manage the brothels. Others, like Tin Min Lo ("Gordon") and Michael Jones ("Michael") are accused of helping transport the women and bail them out of jail. Still more, like Xia Xu ("Coco") are identified as prostitutes. The other nine arrestees are being charged in state court...

Chinese brothel workers changed their names to Rica, Jennifer, Coco, Gordon, KEK

How is that allowed

more lolis for us.

>longest life span in the world
That's some little Italians ans Greek villages
>world class food
Lol no
> world class whiskey
Lol no
> world class robotics
That's Boston Dynamics
> world class automobiles
Meh
> word class gaming entertainment
No
> world class night life
No
> world class women
Absolutely not

>World class nightlife
Everything is closed at 8pm in Tokyo. This was such a huge disappointment. Not like my neon cyberpunk fantasies at all.

They'll eventually be old

Fuck off nonce

Unfortunate :/

Where the hell did you go? They often keep bars/clubs/karaoke going overnight because the train stops early.

>> world class women
>> world class wives

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Amfo Japanese posts should be banned

Amfo? Help a brainlet out.

>Not since xbox is a thing.
>Xbox

How can your taste be this shit?

Im sorry for that sicko.
please report those japanese spam posts

>Brit talking about women
>Brit talking about marriages
>Brit talking about cuisine
Lmao of all things you guys in UK do so right you chose to comment on those things you miserably fail at

I meant things like stores and restaurants. And even bars (in Ginza and Roppongi at least) close before the metro.

if you've been here long enough you realize it's literally just one guy. don't worry, your flag is safe

the guy who invented it is australian. Nakomoto is his pseudonym.

No he didn't. It's a proven hoax

>rongest rife span
>smarrest benis

Why is everyone editing the muh dick stats?

Why don't they wash their hair?

Japan is cool!

Japan is a degenerate shithole that rejects its traditions, no religion, ultra-materialistic culture, terrible cuisine (high cuisine doesn't matter - japanese dishes are bland and the overall palate is limited).

Who the fuck cares about alcohol, nightlife, prostitues, guns, etc? And the women are terrible.

it is ultimate argument winner

I am watching this lovely thread at my workplace

BASED Japan is BASED