What exactly is the deal with fucking leafs? How did they get this way...

What exactly is the deal with fucking leafs? How did they get this way? They literally just regurgitate mainstream media talking points in the most arrogant, shitposty way possible. Worst flag on this board. No contest.

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Australasia
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they're a wannabe australia

DNC/Establishment shills trying to make themselves seem neutral by using Canada proxies

Just blatant shit posting and idiots.

Remember, /po/ is /satire/

Canadians are the worst. Living with them is hell.

I do it for attention from dumb americucks like you

Whats wrong with funposting? Its like you think this isnt an echo chamber of circlejerk threads of one kind or another.

I fucking hate them

what's the difference between a Canadian shitpost and an Australian shitpost?
there isn't one
Because they both regurgitate the same bullshit

leafs are scum

Every single Leaf needs to fuck off from this board forever

At least the aussies bring the god tier bantz. You literally bring nothing good to this board ever, your country is so boring, nothing happening worthy ever comes out of you.

Nothing wrong with it, leaves are just fucking terrible at it

Aussies have bantz and aren't as cucked as leafs. You guys just sound like democratic party shills

A FUCKING LEAF

I don't think leafs were always this bad. A concentration of Canadian jews must have found this place combined probably with some trolls all too easily framing the leaf with cucky comments. They were always bad but not this bad

Because your "dissenting opinions" are just media and DNC memes. Shit tier, uninspired, and boring

Truly constructive argument
and fair points have been raised.
There's a difference between a shitpost and a bantz
one's actually funny the other isn't

>le bantz
please cite your sources. I keep hearing this regurgitated, but i've never read a single funny post from an australian.

Australians come off as funny lads. Canadians come off as whiny, annoying, pussies.

Maybe Australia needs to invade canada and burn your shit to the ground you bunch of pathetic leaf cucks?
Would anyone be against this? Who cares, we'd fucking crush them anyway.

This guy right here dude

nobody triggers burgers better than glorious canada

Nah, I bet you couldn't

stfu niggerfaggot
i'll knock you out send you flying straight to the moon

The only contest Canadians are participating in is the contest of truth. Someone has to be the voice of reason in this echo chamber of lies. For our words demand respect and attention from everyone because we are pristine among the sordid, honest in front of the deceivers, and lovers of the untarnished surrounded by the acceptance of depravity.

Call me any title you want, American. For the Leaf that symbolizes its people springs from the Tree of the Truth. And just like the colors of our flag, we bleed the truth. We will never change it to suit your worldview.

This, mixed with
There is your answer

Please do, you'd be putting them out of their misery

>Implying cucknadia could afford a space programme.

TOP KEK LEAFSHIT!!!
Oh believe you me, us Aussies are ITCHING for a war with Canada. We will fucking ANNIHILATE your dirty country. There wouldn't be a square meter of Canadian soil that has running water, electricity, or petrol that isn't on fire, once our airforce and navy is done bombarding your defenseless country. Then, our army boys (we'd send the abos and other mongrel races first) would swoop in, raping your women, and killing EVERY leafshit shit they see. When Australias done with you, we will have committed acts of genocide. Of course no one is gonna do shit about it

Canadians should string themselves up those worthless fucks. Die slow in a blizzard.

Nah just kidding you guys are alright just lighten up a bit. Drink a moose head or two

cool image, cuckold
does being >63% white create such a nation of faggot cuckolds?

just want to let you know that I hate the way you write

btw does anyone else just cum in their undies and the next day it smells kinda like sex but not as good

You know what? The reason we do it is because you autistic fucks get so buttblasted every time we say something that might upset you. Keep saying 'a fucking leaf!' and making threads like this, and we'll keep shitposting

This
If it weren't so fucking funny to watch uneducated american aspberger sufferers get bent out of shape, I wouldnt shitpost near as much.
Sup Forums is the easiest board to troll, and its not even close

Maybe because the mainstream media is actually right dumbass.

>next day it smells kinda like sex but not as good
I wouldn't know this feel

>Then, our army boys (we'd send the abos and other mongrel races first) would swoop in, raping your women
where can i watch this? surely abbo porn exists

wow #NotAllLeafs

You sound like those fags who say mean words are making muslims into terrorists hmm

For a nation of 35 million people, they sure are overrepresented.

ask your mum for her wedding video

Canada has never produced anything of value in the entirety of its sovereignty.

Why should they change for Sup Forums? At this point I think we should treat leafs nicer, I mean only assholes make fun of the mentally challenged.

Wow, so many leaves to blow, fall sure did come early

Something broke inside of us all the day Jewdeau was elected. The non-stop cuckery has turned us into raving madmen.

Leafs will tell you that they were "shitposting" or "trolling" just pretending to be retarded. Sadly, they are even too stupid to realize the truth: the are actually retarded.

At least straya bantz are clever.

A FUCKING LEAF AHHAHAHAHAHA...HOLY SHIT LIKE...AHHAHAHAHHAA..WHAT...THE....FUCK.........A LEAF!!!!!!!! OH MY GOD....HAHHAHA....JESUS.....CHRIST....MOHAMMAD....(PEACE BE UPON HIM)......AN...ACTUAL....FUCKING....LEAF....ON.....A......FLAG....LIKE….LITERALLY….AN…ACTUAL……HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA…..”COUNTRY’S”….FLAG….WHAT….THE….ACTUAL….FUCK…..HAHHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!! HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA.....HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA...OH GOD....I'M.....I'M DYING....HAAHAHAHHAHA....I CAN'T....I CAN'T BREATHE.....HAAAHAHHAHAHA!!!!! LIKE….WHAT…LE…FUCK….HHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA…A..FUCKING…..LEAF!!!!!.....OF….ALL…HAHAHHAHAHHA…THE….THINGS….A…….LEAF!!!!!!!...HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA…..WHAT……WERE…..THEY….THINKING!!!!!!!! LMAOOOOO….JUST….FUCK….HAHAHHAHAHAHA….MY….FLAG…UP!!!!!!!!!

yer a bit of a fuckwit aren't ya?

why are amerifats so easy to trigger?
look how butthurt they are in their own thread

mad

>At least straya bantz are clever.

Haha he said french surender a lot very topical kek

Posting in our shadow trying to be something they aren't.

Basically fuckboys: the country

We're having fun, that's all that matters.

Are you just upset you're property isn't worth four million USD?

why is there an american making this thread every night ?
is it always you ?

nice tumblr meme

Post more pics of leaves getting btfo

i didint know posting black cocks or 6 months old anti-trump memes was clever

you're fucking dumb.

huh?

Blowing leaves = Literal faggotry

>Aussies have bantz and aren't as cucked as leafs.
>aren't as cucked as leafs

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Internet_censorship_in_Australia

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_banned_video_games_in_Australia

Retard prime minster is apparently worse than one of the most condescending nanny states in the Anglosphere. Not to mention 65.8% of Austrialian posters are from fucking Melbourne.

You can't even hold a candle to the sheer majesty of our shitposting, you syrup-cunted slutbag.

>believes and regurgitates highly biased, bought and sold mainstream media
>calls other people dumb
goldface.png

>"Guyz please give me (you)s. I'll do anything for them, I'll even be Canadian."

Is that all you have? Holy fuck m8 a dead kangaroo could come up with better banter just by farting corpse gas out of its roo poohole on the side of the fuckin road

I wouldn't expect a sense of humour from a Chink though you're all soulless automatons

it's our duty to keep the world clean after all

your country has been irrelevant since 2014
just give up

>tfw when you're not American

Just annex us already Daddy

Leafs actually make people angry.

Strayans bring witty bants that noone can be mad at.

I respect the leafposting

Not all mainstream media is biased only left-wing/right-wing are. Moderate news sources like CNN aren't biased

RT for example is biased.

Sure thing abo. If riding of the favorable reception of other people's clever Sup Forums posts is what keep you from intentionally ODing on gas, then have all the power to you buddy.

All of this shit can be circumvented if you know even the first thing about VPNs

No steam games are censored either

Compared to having a fucking substitute drama teacher who literally eats the ass holes of his muslim overlords as prime minister i'd say we're doing pretty well compared to you sorry syrup slurping moose fuckers

wait they banned video games in australia?
lmao what the fuck

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Grrr damn leafs burn them in hell, yeah but seriously though people here like to act as though they're intellectually superior but are in most cases not and are lefty SJW cucks

I used to think roaches were the worst but leafs have replaced them as the shittest people on/pol/

I'm not like the other leafs but i can explain why they're the way they are. Canadians themselves as people, pride themselves in being the opposite of you burgers. Almost every Canadian is anti gun because we're trying so hard to be the opposite of you guys. Anti trump because he's on the rise. It's actually depressing. Barely anyone here follows the American election, but when it comes on the news all the plebs go "hes literally hitler!"

The problem with Canadians like I said we just naturally want to be opposite of you guys because our cultures are almost identical. We just want to be special snow flakes so we don't get lumped together.

All this fucking salt ITT, I guess these other countries full of nu-males would be salty they will never compare to us

I don't know what's more frightening, your nughostbusters-tier taste in humor, or the fact that there's a 40% chance you're a subhuman.

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Quoting mainstream media is literally all of pol.

Do other leafs like me enjoy triggering their liberal friends?

>I wouldn't expect a sense of humour from a Chink
i always find it funny when aussies post this. literally every single one of your major cities are infested with chinamen. at least ours are confined to a single city.

How do you do it?

They're literally part of Australasia, if anyone's chink it's them

it's literally none of Sup Forums

>Moderate news sources like CNN aren't biased
Now THAT'S shitposting.

>Because CNN = biased is a complete and utter lie

yeah i told my grandma the holocaust never happened
mad for days

even funnier when you consider the fact that she's jewish

We've never been relevant you dopey canuck. At least we can put out our wildfires.
I can tell you're trying to be insulting, but what you're saying doesn't really make sense. It's bad enough you can't take it, but you can't even dish it out.

You say this as your government pumps you fucking to the brim with Indonesians and Pahjeets. Hell I wouldn't surprised if you faggots will get increased taxes for posting on this site.

Get fucked you abo loving faggot. You can meme all day, but you fuckers will always be more cucked than us.

No wonder you say "fuck off we're full," you're talking national cuckery, not people.

Fuck racists, that is why.

Next time a Chinkstralian calls himself Anglo show him this

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Australasia

IM CUMMING IN MY UNDIES

Canada is that kid on the playground who just hovers around the outside of other groups waiting to be accepted but nobody wants to be friends with the Asian kid who speaks English as a second language and he grows up bitter and alone and when he hits his teens he tries to copy all the bigger kids and try some banter but it just comes across as awkward and artificial. Later, experiencing more alienation the Canadian poster tries killing themselves at least once through overdosing on DUDE WEED but fails at that as well just like everything else in their lives. At the end of the day the product of all this is the modern leafposters you see today- overshadowed by the rest of the Anglo sphere and universally despised by everyone.

gookstralia

an aussie could have made it sound funny. the leaf just posted it to look smart, only to be the exact opposite.

>Canadian snowman

WOW WTF I HATE ASIA NOW

Love me all these white bitches up in this leaf

I'll bring up trump or disagree with their views and debate them or just say "controversial" red pilled things it's especially fun when I'm drunk