/heem/ - the spiteful goblin edition

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I'd like to thank my coaches, my family, and all my sponsors, for this great new thread

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>not thanking Jesus
Protestant heathen gtfo

wat time is it guyz pleas tell dem
wat time is it

tony time

how rose will be called if she lost the belt?
also i get "connection error" when i try to upload gif
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its only my problem?

WRONG YOU THANK GOD

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>steven senpai accused of sexual assault
well Silva's never getting the belt back now

Joanna will piece her up.

blackbeast is literally /ourguy/

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reddit tier memes

memes aside what do you guys think? Can Black Beast do it? will his coaches finally convince him to get some fucking cardio

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What time is it?

Nah I don't reckon Lewis can beat Ngannou desu

Lewis is getting destroyed in the 1st round

ill be cheering for him but i dont think he'll win

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one punch bruvva

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brasilian fighters shouldnt be subjected to usada testing
prove me wrong

Hammer time.

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Who wins the rematch?

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Will you bet on Rose? I think she is still the underdog.

strongly considering it, yes.
i was thinking about betting on Tony as well because his odds are actually pretty good.
he's more of an underdog than Rose.

i'm tentative though because both are so interesting because they're so unpredictable.

my last bet was Stipe to beat Ngannou by stoppage though which annoyed me because the fight could probably have been stopped in the 3rd round.
it kind of put me off MMA betting for a while.

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I see this as Joannas fight to lose. She performed terribly in the first fight, she seemed nervous, hesitant and was short on virtually every strike she threw. Hopefully this time she can perform to a higher standard.

how're you doin bud

Thoughts on Dan Hardy wanting to come back for one more fight and have the ufc introduce a new weight class @162lbs ?

another weight class is a good idea, hardy returning isn't

the jump between 155 and 170 is dumb but making it 162 is also dumb

just make it 165 and change WW to 175

he's a can

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reminder: they needed new janitors on Sup Forums because they quit like a bitch

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i don't know about you guys but this guy seems FUCKING SERIOUS LMFAO

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This guy is gonna quit like a bitch too. I bet he doesn't even know HTML. lmfao @ his "lyfe"

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THIS MAN. THIS CANADIAN. NEVER QUIT. EVER. HE HAS NEVER GIVEN UP. REAL MAN HERE, UNIRONICALLY.

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There are some things in life only god can forgive. Except you. UNLIMITED VPNS HERE MUWAHAHAHAHAHA. GOTTA SERVICE YOUR MOMS TMOBILE ACCOUNT BBL FATASS

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God speed spammers. Fucking faggot ass mods and jannies of Sup Forums

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Yeah idgaf about hardy, but he is a known name who is as fitting as anybody to open he new division. The argument for 162 instead of changing other divisions and adding 165 is that it tarnishes the legacy of fighters from those divisions. Like GSP being the best WW won’t matter as much when WW is a different weight class and 170 doesn’t exist.

ONE DAY WE WILL HAVE OUR REVENGE IN THIS LIFE OR THE NEXT

GOD BLESS ARGENTINA

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THE SPITEFUL GOBLINO

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>REAL MAN HERE, UNIRONICALLY.
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Fuck off

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tcity bless

I remember why I stopped coming here now.

>catch instant 3 day bans all the time for "off topic" shit
>this scat boi has free reign
really joggins the noggin

It actually surprises me that more people picked Bisping

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my boy

Remember when there was a lot of beef between Iaquinta and KJ? Now they're on project spearhead together and apparently good friends.

What are some safe ways to give myself cauliflower ears at home?

Heem yourself daily

People here unironically used to rate Bisping's boxing so it's not surprising

you could sign up for BJJ but since anything other than 10th Planet has been exposed as a meme it doesn’t appear to be worth it tbqh famalam

Just autistically flail on your floor my guy

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Just rub your ear on a gi and then drain your ear. i don#t see whyd youd want it tho

The spammer together with the utter faggot janitors finally ruined this place. Ban everyone except the scatposter why don't you, you bunch of obese shut-in imbeciles.
I'm out this bitch, niggers. See you all on r/MMA.

>People still think Khabib is all hype after the Barboza fight
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NO FO GAY JESUS USA

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>wants to run off to reddit

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what will their excuse be after he mauls el caca

One heem after breakfast in the morning and one before sleeping.

Reddit is unironically better than Sup Forums. The jannies and mods on this board are severely autistic.

Bye felix

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How does Ortega beat Max? Knockout sub or decision?

put ear on a plank of wood. then hit it with a hammer.

>post about autistic mods
>get banned for "ban evasion"
Nigger what?

>you could sign up for BJJ
Don't have any interest in studying BJJ, simply don't have the passion to devote the time.

Any rough material should work right? A wool beanie perhaps? Doesn't draining undo the effects though? I think they look cool and they'll hopefully stop people messing with me so much.

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The spammer is the schaub posting mandrama fag

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Dude can you stop seriously as a friend im telling you just turn it down a little

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Just came to say MMA is not gay

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Mixed martial arts is homosexual

Does anyone else fantasize about heeming the spammer?

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>Doesn't draining undo the effects though?
No draining is how you get it, the rubbing will cause your ear to fill up with fluid, draining out the fluid causes the rough look to the ears you're wanting like Dustin and El Cucuy. The more times you drain the worse it will get. It will make girls think you're ugly.

Thanks for the advice.
>It will make girls think you're ugly.
I'm willing to take the risk. I'm a very handsome man besides a large scar on my eyebrow, I'm hoping they'll just see it as rugged.

Is luke Thomas a pntificating douche? Edge lord? Or SJW who can't see over the proverbial fence?

This is easily the worst board I browse and easily my greatest interest. It's so fucking sterile and it's because of moderation

they fell for the meme

Is Bompert Spiggle a good fighter?

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is Billbert Schnoffle a good fighter, podcast host, comedian and general sneaker expert?

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