You're country

You're country
How is your country's relationship with France?

USA
Great, as it always has been.

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France is our obnoxious cousin that never shows up to family meetings because he's better than everyone else. But we still like him.

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Don't believe French posters, most of normal Frenchs feel closer to Southern Europeans than to Germanics
Also Portugal is very liked here

HAHA you literally betrayed your latins brothers by submitting your ass to the evil an*Lo and you dare trashtalk us, France is the big brother showing the way to latin countries

semi-good

France
Weird

I don't know about my whole country, but my personal relationship is pretty neat

Flag
Non existent

I never got that picture. The moonfaced bitch on the left is ugly and the right-hand side girl is cute as fuck.

We call Baguette's, "French Bread".

Maybe she has a huge bunda

Your country is the greatest ouiaboo's nest of all time
And i got to admit you're quite the mysterious amazing people for us as well

It’s the same bloody girl

Isnt that Japan that idealizes Paris so much that they had to come with a phrase for the depression caused for visiting it and realizing it isnt as perfect as they though?

>You're country
Dam I didin't knew I was a county my whole life

how new can one be?

Yes, but under the Soviet regime, the Russians loved the different kinds of French "arts" (music or cinema for example).

USA, Louisiana
Literally my ancestor :)
Even though I've witnessed them being rude irl they've always been kind to me once I meet them

Maybe but fuck Japan man
Russian novelists have a deep comprehension of the french soul
Japanese schoolgirls having read a manga about a love story under the Eiffel Tower with much wine and baguette don't.

china is daddy desu

I live so close, that could be shitposting from two different flags, if I wanted to.
Pretty neat.

Cuál?

Where ?
I want to come over and beat you up.

Cammy wearing a cheeky opium poppy in front of the China-man.

Brass balls.

Wtf is wrong with frogs?

We cannot tolerate the presence of the Kraut on earth, simple as

Try not to drop your rifle this time

In Paris, silly. We took it back as a part of the New Kalifat.(near Strasbourg)

In the 19 century they helped us to make up our basic modern laws and build imperial army. Nowadays it is pretty irrelevant nation for us.

;)

Oh so that's why your army is so shit lmoa

fuck fr*nce and fuck dirty fr*nch dogs. overrated as hell

France
Don't know but very bad with the US

Britain has been a better ally to France than America.

"Freedom fries"

UK
Frenemy Fuck-Buddies.

they will never notice us

But we did. Also fuck you for stealing the rugby WC final from us.

Que fais-tu Outre-Atlantique kop1 ?

Australia
We don't even think about them

shame about the stiff

>Great, as it always has been.
I bet you have never heard America murdered more French civilians than Nazi Germany did and destroyed far more

Koreans are super ouiaboo but we don't have a good understanding of France as most of elites are going to the US or the UK for studying and shit.

J'étudie ici pour avoir un diplôme qui dit que je suis biligue quand je rentrerais. En voyant ça, les entreprises ouvres leurs jambes en moins de temps qu'il ne faut pour le dire. J'essaie aussi de renforcer la francophonie face aux putains d'anglos.

This, I hate Americunts

Pretty sure you killed a lot more French jews

I don't think about you at all.

Jews don't count, they're strangers

Fuck this made me kek

Italy
Debatable
In a way we are their biggest creation
In another way they are our biggest creation

France was an enemy up until the late 1800's

Romanian and Italian wine is better than French wine.

Based France.

what did USA mean by this

truth hurts, even more when we warned them they were about to do a very stupid thing.

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>great food
>not autistic like the Germans
>not perfidious crypto jews like the Anglo
>long history with some of the greatest kings of Europe

Nothing but respect for the French despite their I'll conceived revolution

France
We have a hate-love relationship with France

France are best neighbour

lol

No wonder they're full of Muslims now

>How is your country's relationship with France?
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>Hide your combatants among French Civilians
>”THE ALLIES ARE SO EVIL FOR BOMBING FRENCH CIVILIANS”

Literally fuck off Hans. Those deaths are on your hands. The onus of civilian deaths is always with the person using them as shields.

It goes well beyond soviet times. Aristocracy was notoriously frenchboo, heck during 1812 all aristocracy spoke french and a lot of them didn't even knew russian.
Sad that french stopped being lingua franca.

Poland
Good, but not as good as it could be. Our current government is pushing for the Intermarium meme and Macron is criticizing us for that. I am not sure why he bothers, nothing will come out of it anyway.

That's a lie. You just nuked entire towns blindly. That's why the number is higher.

It's not a phrase but a syndrome, my bad. Paris syndrome.

Australia
very good, we are buying subs from them

>trust nobody, not even yourself

Eternal rivals.

They are the latin version of the eternal anglo

France
Fuck Frenchmen. They ruined France.

Fuck Fr*nch subhumans

We wuz Romans n' sheet

They are ok, i guess

In our last war with them, we won.

This. Just read about Russian occupation of Paris. It was like going to disneyland for them. Sad Napoléon was too much in a hurry and decided to marry the Austrian princess instead of the Russian one.
I wonder how the century of Franco-Russian supremacy would have looked like.

good post

be sure to protest against our nuclear tests more often :^)

We know you love us, Bruce.

Not if they have the nationality.

>USA
>Great, as it always has been.
You wish faggot

We created Italy

*drinks your visigothic blood*

>won
>indecisive skirmish with the skeleton of French army after it was defeated by German forces
>Outnumber French by 6 to 1 if you consider regular, 2 to 1 if you consider militia
>6 time more tanks (french one were FT-17)
>Attack by surprise French forces, unable to defeat the one in cambodia, but manage to outgun French forces in Laos
>Most of French losses are made during a badly counter-attack on Thai fortified position.
>still managed to loose a decisive naval battle
>Japan is forced to step in, afraid to see its Thai ally on the brink of loosing the war due to French naval "supremacy"
>As it basically annex an undefended colony, Japan award a few territory lost during the previous war to Thailand.
A great victory indeed.

>Vichy
>real France

Good politic wise
Bad people wise

I though it was still called baguette in the english speaking world?

>thread about france
>butthurt chavs show up

every time
english ppl are homosexuals

>Cammy wearing a cheeky opium poppy in front of the China-man.
>Brass balls.
I tried to, I really did but I can't understand your post. What did you mean?

A lot of French people like NZ and want to move there for work.

>The onus of civilian deaths is always with the person using them as shields.
Not the autist you're responding to, but I hope you apply the same standards to the Lusitania.

who do you think it was at the time
some faggot running around in Africa?
it was indeed Vichy France

youtube.com/watch?v=idIeScZxJV8

idk about France

Have you ever heard of the Opium wars?

>symbol of loftiness
what?

>Have you ever heard of the Opium wars?
Oh thanks I didin't get the reference. Still don't understand half of the words he used though. Get I still need to learn some vocab

guess*

Russia
Pretty bad, just like with any other EU country.
The nobles of the Russian Empire were very fond of France. I tried learning their language in high school because of my interest in their history but French made no sense. I like Russian and English a lot more.

Likewise I want to learn Russian but I wouldn't know where to begin.