Chris Pratt's Wife Wasn't Into His Love-Making Mixtape

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>For me, it's the wrong humpin' tempo.

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>Pratt, that's nice, but what do you think about Dwumpf?
>>I, uh...
>Chris you're not a faggot, are you?
>>No--

Colbert has never called a guest by his last name, you idiot.

IDRIS ELBA

IDRIS ELBA

Oh, sorry.
>Pratt that's nice, but what do you think about Donald?

STOP CALLING HIM PRATT OR I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK

FUCK colbert is so slow to pick up on jokes, he leaves him hanging several times there, jesus that was painful

why are his pants so tight?

TIGHT

......Pratt.

he thought he was appearing on Fallon's show

Gay.

>what did he mean by this

I don't understand this joke.

Hello?

IT AINT ME

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>white people

Did he actually make a Whiplash reference or was that just coincidence? I ain't watching 10 minutes of that shit.

I like Pratt, but this Colbert show is so cringey. I don't know how you can stomach that.

Skip to the 9 minute mark.

BLATT

Benjamin Bratt?

DUDE I PLEDGE ALLEGIENCE TO THE USA!!! The guy is a fucking dumbass.

I don't see anything wrong with that. If anything that's proof that God does indeed exist.

bad goy

Shut the fuck up.

Based Pratt working the jews.

What the fuck does this have to do with Jews? WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK does any of that have to do with Jews?

>tfw you'll never make love with Chris to his love-making mixtape


He's just so romantic, bro's ;_;

Finally, a good post on Sup Forums.

>what does Hollywood have to do with the Jews

Gee, I wonder...

t. Jew

Thank you.

FRONAL BLUPFF

Nothing goyim. Watch our movies!

All Marvel heroes have wife's problems

Did you guys see they also had Epic Science Man? Good stuff.
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Not even religious, but dont' see why people should get triggered by this. There are good intentions here, no different than wishing someone well.

People get triggered by everything these days.

I want to sit on Chris Pratt's dick

God bless Chris Pratt.

"THANK GOD FOR ME" - Chris Pratt