Brit/pol/ - Chislehurst Edition

>Chancellor may 'reset' economic policy in Autumn Statement
bbc.co.uk/news/business-36864099

S P E C T A T O R

>That Brexit apocalypse? It just isn’t happening
spectator.co.uk/2016/07/that-brexit-apocalypse-it-just-isnt-happening/

>The moral case against Jeremy Corbyn by Nick ((Cohen))
blogs.spectator.co.uk/2016/07/moral-case-jeremy-corbyn/

C L I P S

>Nigel Farage
youtube.com/watch?v=Gek__doCZFQ
youtube.com/watch?v=G_AJkwOKjKo
youtube.com/watch?v=quq8QWPwMPE
youtube.com/watch?v=--6eA5IcjwE

>Theresa May
youtube.com/watch?v=-YHvzyfx5j8
youtube.com/watch?v=rtvuiy8p1-I
>Jeremy Corbyn
youtube.com/watch?v=3cTZb0zScwE

T H I S . W E E K S . N E W S

>EU migrants may face 'right to stay' curbs - David Davis
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-36819532

>Westminster voting-intention
twitter.com/britainelects/status/755750259263938561

>Second Scottish Independence referendum ruled out
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/07/15/no-appetite-for-second-independence-referendum-warns-scottish-se/

>Britain gives up EU presidency
independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/uk-gives-up-presidency-of-eu-council-to-focus-on-brexit-negotiations-a7145801.html

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First for fuck the SNP

this desu... he dedicated so much to preventing the war but once it was declared his reputation was ruined forever as a sympathiser to the ebil enemy

...

Lads, I'm the user from the other night who had the spider go down the back of my bed.


I just found there is a mouse in my bedroom now, just fuck my entire life up.

What is the most effective mouse trap? the classic neck snap one or the glue one?

Lonely bong checking in. I like what you're doing with the OP Czechbro

on top of that they imprisoned him

Ireland integrated into the UK when?

They're anglo

first for mum

He must have been clairvoyant. He knew sweat shops would open in India and China, and that the Raj must have been kept under our control in order to remain competitive with the Americans, who were willing to do anything to break up out empire.

Look at the Suez. The americans won due to naivete on our part.

The two new jusges on Rozzie wars are Sethu Vijayakumar and Lucy Rogers. It's gone from a 100% white male panel to a 33% white male panel.

>tfw the UK could have had a fascist King and a fascist Prime Minister

what do you guys call this bird there, is it a canada goose?

A fucking cunt that needs to be kicked

A big duck

Buy a cat

Thanks, lad

wouldn't mind a potato gf tbqh

Do you live in a barn or something?

Sticky traps are less messy but you have to pick up the mouse and kill it.

A traditional trap kills it, there may or may not be blood.

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wouldn't mind sticking my dick in sersha

>somerset going on about barns

That's called a Hissing Fowl

yup, the powers that be did everything they could to stop him gaining power. They feared they'd lose their grip like in Germany. public order act fucked them too.

a true prophet. why has history been so cruel?

JUST

Apologise

>tfw tried to copy that exactly in EU4
Done it mostly sa well
Got a bit more of Africa and a bit more of the US but yeah
felt really good man

kek
We're not all farmers . . .honest.

sorry mi5 thought the life of a new mp was worth a 1% change in the opinion polls

Jane Hew desu

Always found the Suez a real stab in the back, which it was.

So king arthur and lancelot were niggers? No wonder...

I'm currently trying to take over the world as fascist britain in hoi4. Managed to take france, belgium, spain, the netherlands, germany and iraq by 1940, but i cant peace out because the fucking japs are putting up the fight for their lives in china

>playing plebu4
You are the cancer killing paradox. Play DH or Victoria 2.

I thought HOI4 was going to be fucking horrible so didn't even bother
spent all my money on High King Edition of TW Warhammer
is HOI4 worth the money?

DH?
and I need to get Victoria 2

yep

>No, if we’re going to threaten, if we’re going to turn on them, then you’ve got to be ready to shoot. I can’t give these people orders to do something. They can’t do it in the first place – no matter who gives them orders – to demand and then get laughed at. The only way you can stop them is to shoot. And we can do that. We can defeat them – the British and the French and the Egyptians and the Israelis – the whole goddam works of them we can knock off, if you want. But that’s the only way to do it.”’

Poor Lady, totally forgotten as soon as her corpse was no longer worth political capital. The left really are despicable when they want to be.

Vicky 2 is fantastic.
HOI4 is basically just HOI3 for people who aren`t severely autistic as far as I can tell.

HOI4 is better than I thought it'd be, but it will take some time for the dlcs to come along and really flesh the game out. There are loads of LPs of it on YouTube, i'd recommend watching Shenryyr's.

Who is the quote from?

>HOI4 is basically just HOI3 for people who aren`t severely autistic as far as I can tell
kek, might look into it then
need to get a job since Im just out of Secondary school

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2657873/Uncovered-American-duplicity-finally-explodes-myth-Special-Relationship-How-US-discussed-blasting-hell-UK-forces-Suez-Crisis-shameful-betrayals-historic-alliance.html

Dadkest hour. It's essentially HoI with politics.

this ye

sounds fun

Guys I've pulled an all nighter, now suddenly feeling tired as fuck. Should I go to sleep or fight it out?

No, not really.

Is ASMR Judaism?
youtu.be/wO4i75KsR0Y

You`ll only feel tired for 30 minutes, so may as well stay up and not fuck up your sleeping pattern.

fight till about 8pm then get an early night
drink lots of sugary tea

if you're neet doesn't really matter

Are the bongs realizing that the 'special relationship' is a myth? Sure hoodwinked you faggots good on Iraq, how many people did you lose there? as Bushes bottom boy cuck Blair said "I will be with you, whatever"

Will try lads

Fight it up and sleep early night

UKASMR is actually really shit at ASMR desu

okay thanks for that pajeet/xing jing

t. Mr Hakim

The special relationship only goes one way doesn't it? No wonder Obama wanted us to stay in the EU

Who's good at it? It used to really work on me but now I barely feel it.

I am neet, but honestly I hate living like a slob

I'd say most of the posters in brit/pol/ threads are. Hopefully we can get closer with you guys in the future

Na I'm clearly British, unlike you, a demoralising xeno

>realizing
the public isn't, I think us on Brit/pol/ always knew

this is why we should never have trusted the cunts, and we should never have given up the empire

they'd still be licking our boots if we hadn't.

any country they need something from suddenly there's a "special relationship", when we declined to invade iraq with them they said it hurt our "special longest undefended border relationship"

Based Sadaam.

>tfw 10 hr shift

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You have treated us and other Commonwealth citizens exceedingly poorly during the course of your membership with the EU. I hope that you guys can repair that.

I personally like EphemeralRift, MassageASMR and some others I can't remember

notice now they've buddied up to france over syria now

we know we have lad, none of us liked it

I managed to convince a few people to vote leave due to that shit

we love you guys, we really do

fuck our government for throwing you to the side

But you're not strong enough to have an Empire, you're barely credible enough to be self-governing at this point. Considering especially how #blacked you've become in recent years to the extent that London is now a multi-ethnic hellhole.

Nobody is going to be licking your boots, the best you can hope for is a co-operative relationship of equals.

I know lad, believe me I know.

We honestly have. At least now we're out of the EU, we can start rebuilding the bridges broken by our fucking cuck politicians back in the 70s. Hopefully it brings a brighter future to us both.

fuck off already you xeno cunt

>calling anyone who disagrees with me xenophobic

We've always treat you like crap, though, ahat about Gallipoli? We joined the EU becaue our empire had just gone to shit and your butter exports were no longer enough to sustain us. Then the EU started making laws and shit and we realised Britons were becoming slaves, so we left.

We have almost nothing in common with CANZ today.

Australia is cucked too m8
We're in this shit together

he's right lad
as it stands we can't get an Empire, if we played our cards right we could build one up over 50 or 60 years but it would have to be done politically and we'd have to fund a shit ton of propaganda in order for it to work

sadly our politicians don't care

no he's calling you a xeno, not a xenophobe

It is a good thing. I think it will happen, I hope it will happen. It is time to make the Commonwealth great again

You aren't disagreeing, you're just demoralising and posting shit we are aware of for fucks sake. We know we are infested with mass-immigration, SJW bullshit, and all that.

All you are doing is rubbing it in like a shill.

He's the same aussie from yesterday, I think

>male asmr
Holy shit, bums against the wall, lads.

> At least now we're out of the EU

dumbledorehowever.jpg

>that article
My god they really don't like us.

A lot of that was news to me, the masterful usurpation and crashing of the empire was brutal, and needs fixed.

If HRC is representative of the political class here in America then it appears faceless duplicity is the watchword.

I am not the original Aussie flag mate I'm a Britfag abroad

We'll never have an Empire again, I've lost hope for that, society is too far gone to go back to the colonial days. At best we can have sovereignty and be a strong sovereign power (not some cucked sub-nation of the EU with a disarmed nuclear program and no royal army).

Well, we will be out of the EU

You would be correct, I was here yesterday. I just woke up (3.30PM) and I don't start work until 9.00 so I have time to play with the lads

I am sorry that the truth hurts and your vision is so blurry.

I'm afraid you've assumed correct

>Talking in ASMR

That's for 15 year old virgins who want a roleplay to jack off to that their mum won't find. As usual men do everything better and don't make their videos all about themselves.

We need to destroy America, not for punishment after all their crimes, but also to save the world. Once we destroy America we can go on the rule the world and make it a better place. Only us Britons have the desire and ability to turn the world into a heaven for the living.

No shit it hurts to know how far we've fallen, but we already know! Why do you think we're on Sup Forums? What's the point of repeating it?

this
we need to be careful of May, she's an SJW tier, power-mad woman who needs to be watched closely

>We'll never have an Empire again
depends how the next decade goes honestly lad, if Europe ends up hating the rest of the world again due to the shit the Muzzies pull we'll be sorted.

see above.

I want to believe May wil deliver what we need of her and then leave (deportations, leaving the EU completely, and reduced immigration) but I'm cautious.

he's a poo in loo that lives with his paki parents in aussieland

Your socialist policies r impractical and u will fail

No. Only when Germany is destroyed can Europe be at peace. America needs to be de-Jew'd and it could be salvaged but as it stands by 2020 they'll have a Jewish majority (5/9 instead of 4/9) in the SCOTUS which means they might be too far gone.

By regularly reminding you, it will surely keep you on the road to success!

do Aussies have a Paki Problem?
Thought it was the Chinks colonizing them?

Yep really seems like it.

Nah it'll keep me depressed just like you want.

Fuck off ya fuckin goof.

I am going to be in Vancouver Airport on 20th March, 2017 if you want to meet and fight me

Friggin rights boys

Nah m8 May's in too deep to keep us in the EU now. Honestly I think she was sympathetic with the Brexiteers from day one, but ran for Remain to further her career

No, I don't want you depressed. I want you motivated and happy. I want you to be good-looking and thin, not fat and sad.

>Honestly I think she was sympathetic with the Brexiteers from day one
be careful with thoughts like this
she's a power hungry woman with dreams of an Orwellian state underneath her

Leafbro do you have the pic of her in her "I am a feminist" t-shirt?