"Daddy, why did God give me cancer?"

>"Daddy, why did God give me cancer?"

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*burp* God doesn't exist sweetie

this is the correct answer.

Well, you see, to instill a sense of mystery for the rest of us :)

For the last time sweetie, feminism is not cancer. It's just about equality.

Why would a genius little kid believe in fairy tales?

MCKENNA A CUTE

"Because you said the best cut of Blade Runner is the US theatrical one."

because DNA carries the instructions for its own replication and cell cycle progression, and like any information, it can be corrupted

So I could fuck you without remorse sweetie
Now let me smell that feet of yours

WOW WAY TO SPOIL THE MOVIE FUCKFACE

what does carrying a little girl feel like?

It's all in his plan sweety. God wanted you to have cancer for a reason. He works in mysterious ways.

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like bags of sand

None of us know.

they are heavier than you think
the move constantly changing positions
they smell good though

love

I have a niece :^)

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You tell me, user ;_;

And he lifted up his eyes on his disciples, and said, Blessed be ye poor: for yours is the kingdom of God.
Blessed are ye that hunger now: for ye shall be filled. Blessed are ye that weep now: for ye shall laugh.
Blessed are ye, when men shall hate you, and when they shall separate you from their company, and shall reproach you, and cast out your name as evil, for the Son of man's sake.
Rejoice ye in that day, and leap for joy: for, behold, your reward is great in heaven: for in the like manner did their fathers unto the prophets.

Beautiful. Luke is my favorite book.

>>"Daddy, your piggy back rides make my front parts feel funny?"

is she sexy?

They're like 60 pounds. That shit gets painfully heavy after 5-10 minutes.

No lewdness allowed

Who is this qt?

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Final cut is the best, but Deckard has to be a human or a central tenet of the movie fails.

Bullshit. The smart ones will wrap their legs around you properly and it is easy to carry them.
Toddlers are hard to carry because all the weights are on your hands.

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Maybe I'm just weak as fuck. My arm is dead after 10 minutes.

>The smart ones will wrap their legs around you properly
my niece never do that although I tell it to her

YOU JUST KNOW

She's too confident and self-aware

She knows the real reason why you ask her to do that.

One of my parole conditions is to not talk about how it feels

Daddy, did God punish me because you didn't believe in him? Why are you killing me daddy? Daddy, please convert to Christianity, I don't want to die.

well I could fuck her if I wanted, she's non blood related (invitro), has no daddy and loves me a lot
always kissing me in the neck and wanting to play moms and dads
she's 11
but I'm no degenerate

she definitely knows

is this kiernan??

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>did God punish me because you didn't believe in him
What a vain asshole.

inc van

How the FUCK is that legal

pics?

Daddy, you're the asshole. You're too stubborn to repent and save my life. Just repent daddy

she looks like dafne keen but more chubby and without the weird bug eyes

>weird bug eyes
What the fuck did you just say you little bitch

no she's similar but she's not
them feet

what?

swat team on their way to your IP

>bug eyes

Jdimsa

dat ass

>this guy

Doesn't matter if I repent, you haven't been baptized.

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So that's why God punished me... I see, daddy...

Your arms should carry very little weight. They should be on her back making sure she stays close to you, not under her butt carrying her weight. Dafne's father is not doing it properly. Notice where his hands are. If he was standing straight, all the weights would have been on his arm.

Don't you want a qt daughter, user?

Forgot pic

The question is, is it better to die as a cunny than to live to become a rancid roastie?

Yeah, he's a super faggot like that.

>letting your daughter use proprietary software
Disgusting

2/10 I'd disown the little shit

This girl, on the other hand, is doing it properly, with her hand on her sisters back, and her sister warping her legs around. Notice how she is standing straight with relative ease even though, relatively speaking, she is carrying a much heavier weight.

Obviously

Fuck me. Whats wrong with me

Yeah that picture is how I've always held my daughter. You learn something new every day! Thanks.
You keep forgetting the pictures

>because you look like a fag, son

Wtf is this board.

This girl looks familiar. Who is she?

>child genius
>working on Millennium problems

dafne keen
logan daughter

I haven't seen the movie yet. I must be thinking of someone else.