Sup Forums,
I'm drunk. I have a qt virgin girlfriend, but I live in a college town. Like at least 2 random girls want to me to dick them tonight when I was out at parties.
How do i get past this?! I want to dick these girls bc I'm drunk, but I care about my GF. I went home and am going to wack off. But how do guys have platonic friends that are girls?? How is this stable?
tl;dr I want to be nice to my gf, how do I get past male instinct to fuck everything with a pulse?
>bc I'm drunk
Sounds like you should quit drinking, you degenerate faggot.
Yes i know. Poltard on Sup Forums on a Friday night. But drinkimg is the college social environment
Step one
>fuck them
Step two
Tell your "virgin" gf or don't Tell your "virgin" gf
Cheating isn't wrong for men. What she doesn't know can't hurt her. Trust me bro, I've been married for 20 years and I've probably fucked 50 women in that time.
>Platonic girl friends
Why? women are just less interesting more emotional men.
Don't do it if she could be your wife.
I just got out of a relationship, and now I'm fucking whores on Tinder. Literally, like 6 or 7 over the last few weeks. It's disgusting.
THIS IS my struggle.
I know my internal sex drive says it's okay to cheat on woman, be an alpha and fuck around.
My inner conservative says "you have something special, don't do it"
I really don't think I'll do it. I'm a conversative upbringing Catholic. I want to fuck everything with a pulse, but I hold back for god knows what reason
Most problems can be solved by wacking off and going to bed
your internal faggot brain also apparently tells you that drinking alcohol is okay
Indeed. It takes an immense amount of self control. Th only thing I pray for is that I find a woman to whom I can remain loyal. I am also Catholic. I have that sexual morality instilled into me. I need to find me a good Catholic wife, who can fuck like a whore, and will settle me down. That's what I want.
>QT virgin girlfriend
KEK guaranteed she has fucked minimum 7 black dicks in the time you were dating her. You want to get a more fulfilling relationship? Fuck her, make her love you forever, fuck the other two, continue to plow your way through that school and become le king dick. Problem solved user
Shut the fuck up, Austrian fag. You country got keked by postal votes.
Just jack off and forget about it. Your dick doesn't know what is good for you. You ever watch Teen Mom? You'll be like those poor fucks paying child support to one of those insufferable whores if you listen to your penis.
I'm saying this as someone who goes through a similar struggle. There are always sluts and they will always fuck you, but decent women are much harder to find. So buy some lube, buy a fucking onahole, cue up some porn. Whatever it takes.
Hey look it's /r9k/!
Degenerate
If you plan on marrying the girl then don't do that. If she does find out, which is easy to do today thanks to social media and cell phones, then she will leave your gross sorry ass or fuck around herself for a man with a bigger dick.
depending on how young you are either you will cheat on her or she will cheat on you. whatever you do, make sure you wrap that shit up user.
If she really is something special, if you know with absolute certainty that she would never even think about stepping out on you, don't fucking do it. Good women are hard to come by and it's your fucking duty not to ruin her outlook on men by fucking it up.
Enlighten us on the virgin thing though, OP. My girlfriend was a virgin at 24 before we started dating. God awful at sex, but a real woman with proper maternal instincts and a christian upbringing unsullied by divorce.
Don't do it unless she does. Then break up with her and fuck as many chicks as you want.
You're in a relationship for a reason, shithead. Stop thinking with your dick.
If she's awful at sex you need to teach her. Unless she's a total prude and unwilling to learn, in that case I wouldn't really want to stick around in that relationship. My first gf was a virgin when I met her and my current one was too, the first few tries weren't so good but after I kinda broke them in they knew what they were doing.
Dude, I've been married for a year, sucks major ass. Dick down and prosper
Also I got the qt. 10 nationalist 100% percent european. They're all useless, they all bitch and moan all the time. You have to put them in their place at least once a week. Only plus is she isn't degenerate. Either way I'd rather be doing my own thing and not dealing with the headaches.
If I cheated on my girlfriend I'm not sure I would feel guilty about it, but I don't really want to find out.
If it can be destroyed by the truth it should be destroyed by the truth.
>which is easy to do today thanks to social media and cell phones
Only if you're retarded. In every long term relationship I've been in I've fucked multiple other girls and never been found out, even after we broke up. I lost count of how many women I've had sex with this year and my current gf has absolutely no idea.
Don't do it user, ignore these alpha wannabe faggots.
I've been there and it was horrible. Just think of about this, what if she did the same or even contemplated doing the same.. how would you feel? How angry, upset, or jealous would you be? Do you really want those feelings for her? Because she will find out.
Unless you don't love her, and know it won't last. If that's the case, dick em. Dick em hard.
this
>nigger dicks
you're projecting
At least women want to fuck you.
Fuck everything with a pulse just don't get caught
>hey guys, degenerate here
>should I become ever more corrupt in my morals
>catholic btw
Stop
Why
God didn't give you a good woman for you to say "BUT IT'S COLLEGE BRO"
Hedonists make excuses until there are no values left to hide from. Stop walking their path and go confess, then never drink again.
If you have to tell yourself why you enjoy something then it's not God's true will that you do. Fulfillment is connection with Him, all other joys are just transitory illusions.
Just do it you queer
>I'm drunk
I'm degenerate
FTFY
>I have a QT virgin gf
No shit you want to fuck other girls you autist, as a girlexperiencedfag, my advice is fuck your own stupid meatsack before you fuck some stupid college slut.
>how do guys have platonic friends that are girls
You have standards and keep the girls just below them, use them as practice to keep the game going but make them disgusting so you won't want to fuck them. it sounds like it will be hard for you to find girls that are below your standards though.
>how do i get past male instinct to fuck everything
It's simple and right in front of you. Stop being beta with your girlfriend. You sound like you care too much about her and tell her that. You need to make it clear she needs to work to keep you around and not vice versa, and you make it clear that your dick only goes in her so long as she meets your standards and requirements for her, E.G. Gives you head, makes you food, essentially keeps your stomach full, body comfortable and balls drained, and then if she slips, you warn her and give her a day or two to fix it, and if she doesn't you fucking walk away and go on a testosterone fueled fuck fest.
You probably need to degrade her more too, when my girl is a bitch I call her a dumb cunt to her face. If you aren't slapping your girl during sex, you're doing something wrong.
Also, is your girl actually a virgin? How long have y'all been together. Depending on your response to that, I may have a whole new set of advice for you.
Just remember.
Women. Are. Replaceable. And. All. They're. Good. For. Is. Cooking. Cleaning. Fucking. Showing off.
t. Typical modern female
Jesus, I just went to /r9k/ because I wanted to know what this meme was about...
never again
>But how do guys have platonic friends that are girls?
We don't. All the women I'm friends with are my friends because they happen to be married/dating guys who are my friends or co-workers.
> my girlfriend is a virgin and I must be faithful to her.
That's not how it works. If you two are not fucking, then you two are not really "a thing."
Dump the girl
Fuck the girls
Don't get them pregnant
Settle down when ready
You will always be able to find wife material, it doesn't have to happen early on.
But once a cheater, always a cheater...almost guaranteed to do it again.
fuck other girls and don't get caught whats the problem?
it's better to regret something you have done than to regret something you haven't done
Up until recently I don't think I've ever had a single female friend who I didn't like hanging around with due to at least having an outside shot of hooking up.
platonic friendships with the opposite sex is a myth