/f1/ - Formula 1 General - Baby Stroll Edition

>Countdown to Australian GP:
whenisf1on.com/
(click menu on left for session times)

>Thursday Driver's Press Conference Time:
timeanddate.com/s/3g61

>Countdown to FKino in Bahrain:
fiaformula2.com/
(6-8 April)

>Official /f1/ Winter Stream:
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>FantasyGP.com /f1/ League Formula Autism v2.0
Passcode: 12481614

>Nico Hulkenberg's F1 races without ever scoring a podium:
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>News:
F1 is back this weekend
Shitty font strikes again

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youtube.com/watch?v=BJOGOY06f2A&t=0m32s
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/indy/

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GIMI

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NIGGER WINS LOL

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post panty drawer

Hartley is qt

48 HOURS UNTIL FP1 GET HYPE

Was in the last thread.
Factual. His wife is the most QT though.

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nth for STR

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Hartley is an anime

>...and Vettel overtakes Bottas in the second to last corner after a great drive from last place because of a tire puncture which left Hamilton without vision
>first race and first victory for Ferrari, it's their season to lose now, back down to you, Ted

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a man can dream

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So you're saying Hamilton wasn't beaten on pace?
Because Australia 2017 and Malaysia 2015 are examples of cruel false hope user

>Implying it won't be Kimi's engine failing on the second to last corner to let Verstappen win

It's the hope that kills you

>passing without a DRS zone
most unbelievable part of that story desu

>oh my goodness me, is that Verstappen taking out BOTH Red BUlls in the first corner
>what a terrible start for Lewis Hamilton, the defending world champion, sandwiched bettween Ferrari duo at the front that are lapping faster than him

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I'm not even sure how a tire blowout on Seb's car would somehow obstruct Lewis's field of vision but halo might make it possible and we all know Lewis can't deal with problems (especially in the corners, man)

youtube.com/watch?v=PjyrlrRElbQ

I'm unsure how I'm going to enjoy F1 with Indy being this good...

Indy needs better circuits. they are all shit except for Road America and Sonoma

Just how embarrassingly slow will he be?

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>Implying Ferrari won't fuck up a 1-2 race lead with bad tire strategy or pit lane confusion

Just watch them fail miserably again this year.

A girl gets lonely

*bwooh*...gimi...*bwyyh*

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>implying

Man I'm sick of races like Monaco, Spa and Monza so I'll take the "shitty circuits" Indy gives me.

this

wouldn't be surprised if Gimi and at least one of the Red Bulls regularly beat him in qualy

why do girls like horses so much? how many goes do you know who are into riding horses?

he looks defeated

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i like barber
they got rid of watkins glen this season though which is bs

It's something they just grow up with.

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It's really upsetting to know that the new F1 logo and the new F1 graphics will never grace the beautiful circuit that is Sepang, and that the beautiful country known as Malaysia will never experience the halo and the new logo.

>tfw scraped some skin off my balls so now I can't scratch them

I won't survive friends

>will never experience the halo

Those lucky bastards. Still though they saw t-wings...

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Pretty much how I reacted when I saw the Red Bull in testing...

how?

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I was changing my brakes on my car last night in my boxers and when trying to break a 14mm bolt I dropped the wrench and somehow scraped some skin.

Don't judge me it's comfy working with only boxers on.

I do most my chores and jobs around the house either naked or in a dressing gown. No judgment here.

so we /pirates/ now?

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If you want to live dangerously cook bacon and/or fry something in the nude. I had bacon grease from the bacon popping splatter on my shaft.
>mfw

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WE

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Why did they put blackface on hammy?

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Windows to the neighbors require at least a towel in the kitchen. Everywhere else is private enough.

But Malaysia will never experience the new F1 experience, with the new logos and new rules and all. Isn't it sad?

>fuck off and never come back - Malaysian government
Yeah I wouldn't piss on then to put out a fire 2bh let alone care if they experience F1 ever again.

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Them digits.
Also dont disrespect Mr. T with that.

"As a Christian, when I saw other people lose their lives and their land and property, I felt that it would be a sin before God for me to continue wearing my gold. I felt it would be unnecessary and disrespectful to the people who lost everything, so I stopped wearing my gold" - Mr. T

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Be that as it may, everyone knows Mr. T as the big black man with a mohawk and a bunch of gold chains.

saved

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>A 3rd DRS zone for the race has been added

You can't just add stuff so last second.

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What a dead thread thanks bahamas

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Fuck I hate it when they do 2 zones off 1 detection.

Me on the right.

Fucking really?

Yes really.

I can't imagine the teams are happy.
The race is in 4 days. They had already confirmed it was 2 zones.

The fuck is the FIA thinking?

Liberty saying we want more racing, FIA bowing to them by shoving in a DRS zone.

Just popped a nice big pimple in my ass crack lads, you think the Bahamian's hungry?

#StrollWDC2018

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I love it when lolis touch me like that

>tfw f1latam channel is ded
i dont want to get foxpremium just to watch vroom vroom 24/7 lads

>tfw back to f1
Oh yeah cunts

>Overtake using DRS into Turn 13
>Get destroyed when they use DRS to pass you into Turn 1 and then drive away from you into Turn3

Great job

sit.formula1.com/en/subscribe-to-f1-tv-pro.html

who will buy it?

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germany is cheap and france is very high:

€18.99 / Mensuellement*
€169.99 / Annuellement*

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Me

Not available in Canada yet so they get nothing from me and I'm stream it like the last 5 years.

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But what I really care about is instant on demand replays Monday morning while at work

>AND AROUND THE FINAL CORNER TO WIN THE RACE IN 1,834 DAYS, IT'S KIMI RAIKKONEN

>YEEEES GREAT JOB KIMI, GOOD WIN
>ah yes thanks guys

Now we just need for someone to test if they've blocked US VPN's

how the fuck is this available in The Bahamas and not Australia

>inb4 it becomes available but the NBN is too shit to stream it

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>tfw 100mbit NBN fibre master race

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>mfw 25mbps at best

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Nothing will convince me there is more than one pinoy poster

fantasy.formula1.com/
wtf

All-star press conference lineup this weekend.

For plebeians who don't read the OP:
>>Thursday Driver's Press Conference Time:
>timeanddate.com/s/3g61

Team principal conference will be 2 hours after FP1 starts, and 2 hours before FP2 starts
(or 30 mins after FP1 ends, if that's how you want to look at it)

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>F1 Fantasy

Horse cocks confirmed

Is Formula Autism the only league we're playing this year?

I can't visit a webpage with that font. I'm sorry F1

1400hrs seems a bit too late, isn't the race this weekend? Why they are doing the press conference in 2 months?

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youtube.com/watch?v=BJOGOY06f2A&t=0m32s
Who was in the wrong?

I didn't realise Simon was a retard as well as a cripple. Interesting.

Haas will podium before McLaren or Hulkenberg desu

Pathetic.

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This can't be fucking real
Fuck your NASA space internet

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Daily Reminder that Alonso never won a WDC with Ferrari when it was easy and plausible to do so.

Isn't that DRS zone where the Aus user got a blowie last week?

Daily Reminder that Gimi BTFO Hamilel and Alonslow in 2007 which started the McLel era of fuckups
>inb4 2008

Thank fuq. I've always thought the run to 13 should be a drs zone.

>880 down
>937 up

Nice congestion.

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>1gbit
>but not net neutrality
pffhaha