h-hi edition
Today's matches
>Judd Trump v Stephen Maguire
>John Higgins v Anthony McGill
/147/ Players Championship
Nicholas Wood
Owen Edwards
h-hi, friend.
Brody Thompson
JUDD
Lincoln Johnson
>McGill is winning 5-0
LICENSED TO THRILL
Ian Williams
Love Selby's portrait for this tournament
Matthew Thomas
Sebastian Martinez
if Higgins wasn't one of the best of all time, that frame rigging scandal would have ENDED his career in an instant
Landon Cooper
Xavier Hall
where do you go for streams these days?
Kevin Carter
I wonder what the odds for a 6-0 McGill win was
Ethan Anderson
Jaxon Gutierrez
How much of the audience is unemployed?
Sebastian Moore
mostly retired. snooker is expensive to watch
Isaiah Wright
thank you
Nolan Perez
Here or there?
Zachary Reyes
Deciding frame please
Gavin Peterson
Trump triumph!
Leo Myers
Both
Austin Stewart
Hungrybro!
Jose Perez
la
Joseph Taylor
>hard man snooker
Levi Allen
It's /OurRonnie/ vs ChinkRonnie today?
Christian Watson
Yessir
Ethan Perry
>maguire
sake, how do you even lose to Judd in 2018?
Dylan Young
It's going to be Trump's year, la.
Matthew Peterson
Alexander Jones
What will you be doing until the evening session, /147/?
Aaron Gutierrez
Alright lads
>Judd
Kevin Lewis
chicken dinner
and you?
Jonathan Lopez
Winner, winner.
Music and reading for myself
Jonathan Richardson
GWAN RONNIE
Austin Walker
GWAAAAAAAAAAN
Jackson Turner
GWAN DING
Bentley Stewart
How can Ronnie even compete?
>PURFECT
Josiah Collins
dilly ding dilly dong
Kevin Miller
GUWON RONNEH
Landon Taylor
DA KUBOL!
Christopher Diaz
this commentator is doing me nut
Michael Walker
>rpmmie
Landon Wilson
>Dung
Adrian Perez
[left eye twitching intensifies]
Nicholas Bell
JUST
Brayden Scott
All my streams have a delay with the audio... even on my phone. Wtf...
Leo Brown
>rpmmie
needs to top up on adderall at the interval
Robert Cox
GENIUS
Alexander Barnes
Are they gonna play whole match today or morning session tomorrow?
Mason Jones
>Dong
Whole match in the evening. Just like the matches on Monday and Tuesday.
Michael Foster
Ronnie, pls. You destroyed him at the grand prix a few weeks ago.
Jason Martinez
His punishment must be more severe
Jaxson Bell
Pls no more
Christopher Scott
DA FUCKING KUBOL
Ayden Perez
>Dong
Joshua Kelly
Anyone else been to a snooker event here?
Isaiah Gutierrez
>you little chink shit I'm trying to rig the frame here
Wyatt Cook
Good stream?
Michael Young
wew
Jaxon Parker
See
Logan Martin
A swede who watches snooker?
Feel like that would be me joining a Bandy swedish thread.
Cameron Scott
Yeah I'm thinking he's back
Easton Brown
Jesus fuck me, that fucking red.
John Ortiz
DAT DOUBLE
Straight up hustlin'
Benjamin Nelson
He just can't fucking miss atm
Right in the middle of the pocket as well
Jack Martin
You get it guys? He said the umpire has to be careful when touching the cueball! Cause Ronnie is on fire.
You get it?
Nolan Jenkins
...and another century
Andrew Campbell
Nothing sexier than a double. Even if I am losing a frame, getting a tidy double makes my m8s jelly.
Lincoln Jackson
nothing but a jobber
Mark Selby is the real deal
Isaiah Walker
This ronnie geezers quite good
I reckon he might go far you know
Landon Reed
When will he reach 1000 centuries? Beginning of the next year?
Anthony Scott
Don't be rude about Angles he's a good boy
Colton Johnson
If he pushes himself I think he could win Snooker Shoot-Out next year.
Jack Miller
I'm predicting in around 2 years
Cooper Perez
Let's not go crazy, he looks a good prospect but he's not quite ready for the Shoot-Out just yet. Maybe in 3-4 years.
Andrew Torres
Doesnt he have like 940 by now?
Thomas Nguyen
Yes. But I'm guessing that he might take more tournaments off so it will take longer. However, if he carries on like he did this season then you'll be right.
Hunter Phillips
Yeah he needs 60 odd to reach 1000 and has more than 60 this season. So at current rate it'll be sometime towards the end of next season
Michael King
Sounds about right
>inb4 it becomes a burden for him and he has a meltdown again
Joseph Murphy
He'll get to 999 and then continually get 99 breaks to troll Barry Hearn
Nathaniel Reyes
My opinion of him would skyrocket if that happens
Kevin Harris
This
Charles Turner
Ding a ling
Ian Fisher
C E N T U R Y
Zachary Sullivan
>get £5 free bet credit from bet365
>put it on Ding @ 3
GWON DING
Jose Fisher
>that Liverpoo Nivea advert
Cameron Powell
FFS, da kubol is a harsh mistress indeed today
Ethan Bell
What about the true GOAT?
Eli Perez
Landon Wood
Name a more iconic quintet
I'll wait
Josiah Thompson
>ethiopian hurricane
Eli Campbell
Im 100% confident that MIchaela moonlights as a Domme
Jaxson Carter
Gavin Young
>Higgins
Jayden Russell
*blocks your path*
Brandon Thompson
I sincerely hope so
youtube.com
youtube.com
Wyatt Davis
>reading Alex's illness and death section on Wikipedia
When booze fucks people up it really, really fucks them up
Jose Myers
I was just reading that too, it's pretty rough
>Higgins began a relationship with Siobhan Kidd, which ended in 1989 after he allegedly hit her with a hairdryer.
Dylan Johnson
ffs Hurricane
>During the World Trickshot Championship in 1991 Higgins demonstrated his seeming ignorance of how a professional snooker player should behave, when during his performance he described the black ball as "Muhammad Ali" in front of a live audience and TV cameras.
Daniel Jones
Henry Hill
there is one when she tells off earl strickland but cant find it now... and this one
Julian Brown
40 years of booze, chain-smoking and class As will do that
Imagine how good a sober Hurricane would have been.
Brayden Perry
If it upset people in '91 imagine that happening now