Roast my country

Roast my country

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no way, i love poland

we should have let the germans do it

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>A flag with only two colours

worst girl.

>my
>country

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>the worst country of all time

1517
>what did he mean by this

>complains about immigrants
>is the most popular immigrant of Europe

The Witcher series is the only noteworthy achievement of your country, ever.

Your flag is quite simple. Boom, roasted.

is this roast?

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lmao!

Looks like a red pantsu if I can be honest.

Really
Made
Me
Think

Q: Did you hear about the Polak who thought his wife was trying to kill him? A: On her dressing table he found a bottle of "Polish Remover". Q: How do you sink a polish battleship? A: Put it in water. Q: Why did the polack put ice in his condom? A: To keep the swelling down. Q: What happened to the Polish hockey team? A: They all drowned in spring training. Q: Why don't polish women use vibrators? A: It chips their teeth. Q: Why did the Polak cross the road? A: He couldn't get his dick out of the chicken. Q: Why are there no Polish doctors? A: Because you can't write prescriptions with spray paint. Q: How does every Polish joke start? A: By looking over your shoulder. Q: Whats the difference between a smart Polak and a unicorn? A: Nothing, they're both fictional characters Q: Did you hear about the winner of the Polish beauty contest? A: Me neither. Q: Why wasn't Christ born in Poland? A: Because they couldn't find three wisemen and a virgin. Q: What time was it when the monster ate the Polish prime minister? A: Eight P.M. Q: How did the Germans conquer Poland so fast? A: They marched in backwards and the Polish thought they were leaving. Q: How do you tell which is the Groom at a Polish wedding? A: He's the one with the CLEAN bowling shirt. Q: How do you stop a Polish army on horseback? A: Turn off the carousel. Q: What does a polish girl do after she sucks cock? A: Spits out the feathers. Q: How do you know if your in front of a Polish firing squad? A: They are standing in a circle. Q: What do you do if a Polak throws a pin at you? A: Run like hell - he's still got a hand-grenade between his teeth. Q: What do you do if a Polak throws a hand-grenade at you? A: Take the pin out and throw it back.

lmao

Can't... resist... urge... to.. THINK

So you're saying Poland's economy is growing while Germany's economy is in a stagnant slow decline

You already roasted my people 70 years ago

>Poland's economy is growing

Thanks to German tax bucks. Triggered? :^)

Please accept my heartfelt apologies on behalf of my country and every single German alive today.

>measuring your country's value in the currency of another nation.
I actually wonder what that feels like

Is that Indonesia?

yeah wtf poland i love you too

Poland's "economy" depends on Germany sending them free money.

>having the weaker currency
I actually wonder what that feels like

lmao

hi

wtf, now I want Poland to pay denbts

Hi, your country stole the Monégasque flag.

>1990
That's when we said fuck off to communism, so thanks for providing proof we are developing.

wtf I love cultural enrichment now?!

>providing proof we are developing.

You actually are, of all the Slav countries Poland and Slovenia are literally the only ones that have been prospering.

So I don't get why you guys are so fucking bitter all the time.

>I love cultural enrichment

I could tell just by checking your flag :^)

Roast?

I think gassing works better.

wow man you just had to go there

Like we're better off ^^

Again? You haven't even recovered from the last time that we did so...

>you were born to late to explore the earth
>you were born to early to explore the stars
>you were born just in time to witness the end of the white race

It's ok, you were just accomplices in the neferious genocide committed by the Poles.

you first

>you were just accomplices in the neferious genocide committed by the Poles.

They should never have been allowed to literally start WW2.

youtube.com/watch?v=DCfp56X-D6c
:(

You faggots have no place to talk considering you needed the Soviets help to try and end it, fuckin lel

>Poles manage a fucking 1:1 kill ratio with their obsolete fucking airforce, despite their most modern fighters being worn out, and shitfucktons of even more obsolete and worn-out engines/airframes making up the bulk of their force
>getting fucking styled on by ARMORED MOTHERFUCKING TRAINS

the armored trains really bug me bro. you fuckers were NAZIS man, you were the fuckin WUNDER WEAPON faggots, where the fuck were your steampunk zeppelins? Fuckin Poles rocked out with their cocks out and you shitburgers could barely keep your fuckin Panzer IIIs on the road with their cute little 37mm guns, tippity toppest muthafuckin kek.

sold out czechs to nazis in 1938

I give it
Blitz/Kreig

There is literally nothing wrong with being gay.

Hitler did a good job last time, don't think I could top that

Taking it up the ass once doesn't make you gay and the score zeroes after the third time.

>the score zeroes after the third time

Then I've zeroed the score DOZENS of times. Good.

What the picture doesn't show is the moral decay of Germany.

These building were actually renovated and they look really nice now

Morals are for little girls, Germans have no time for that.

>gay

I don't think you understand. There are gays, and then there are fucking flamers.

Gays, are people who fuck dudes in the ass. Flamers are asswipes who dress in hot pink spandex and go around with those fake little accents going OH MAH G H A W D~ and shit like that. Gay people? They fuckin hate flamers. They want to push flamers out a high window.

"Faggot" is just another word for flamer, which is why we tend to apply it to obnoxious, loud assholes who talk the talk but can't walk the walk, much like Germany ever since the 1890s or so. Fast out the gate but no stamina to finish, tsk tsk.

Poor Hans. You must be punished right in the ass.

They are beautiful and angular.

dude chill

I literally just farted.
My body is ready :^)

thank you for witcher

Would ur sesame snaps/10

What do poles see in GB? There are loads in the NE England.

easy monies. when they come back they can live like kings here.

>No soul crushing Commie Blocks
KYS

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from winged hussars to toilet plungers

You didn't do enough to help the Germans win the war

Yeah, people start to smile on the streets. It pisses me off.

Marriage rates are plummeting...and divorces are up= me not all that fucking surprised.

Excuse me, when has Germany EVER lost a war?

>^^

Brudi, häng dich auf.

>Brudi

Disgusting.

#AllOfThem

Good morning :)

>Slavs smiling to random strangers and not to family.
Jesus fuck that's degenrate

>Excuse me, when has Germany EVER won a war?

fix'd

Except for #Vietnam

#lmao

Stalemate+withdrawal =/= defeat

>using emoticons
Aller isch ficke dich un ich fike deine mutter auch amina koyım

>we didn't lose in Vietnam

The delusion is REAL!!!!

lmao

>Aller isch ficke dich

Steh nicht nur da und rede darüber, TU ES EINFACH, du fette Puffmutter :^)

B-but it wasn't a war, it was just a conflict!

Just admit it. We lost.

I hear it was just a minor misunderstanding among old friends on equal footing and they all had a jolly good laugh afterwards.

a piece of shit country run by corrupted as fuck politicians chose by retarded as fuck citizens. polaks are a bunch of lazy, worthless untermenschen vermin who should be eradicated during ww2. fucking shit-covered mongoloids.

German proxy pls

t. Ryszard Petru

wie redest du mit ihn, hast du überhaupt ein bischen repsekt du deutscher hundesohn
ich ficke deine mutter und deine schwester gleichzeitig ohne dass du was davon mitkriegst, deine ganze familie betet meinen schwanz an, während du auf dieser seite zu schwuchtel-fallen deinen pimmel rubbelst.

amk cocuk

>fucking shit-covered mongoloids

That's the national German past-time.

W Szczebrzeszynie chrząszcz brzmi w trzcinie, polska kurwo!

>work as cook
>all dishwashers are poles
>do their jobs and are friendly
>one of them knows english pretty well and loves talking about beer and food
>yesterday they brought some excellent kielbasa
you're alright polan

Don't worry we still have plenty in most cities

last bastion of uncuckedness in yurop
no can do sir

Her people won't get raped and maimed by mudslims. haha

>mfw I've got nothing bad to say about Poland

Kurwa mać

Forgot to post pic.

Why? You're doing bretty good considering your faggot neighbours.

How's that space program coming along Poland?