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lovely article lads
love the 50 posts early gimmick
lads
the absolute state of yanks
getting sick of this lei feng gimmck
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what of it
it is down to the wacky bruces to destroy the yank menace and save /brit/ once and for all
is it really a gimmique if its just one guy doing it
*raises spork*
*rolls over and goes back to sleep*
Two words baby, say it and i'm yours to do whatever you please with!
>Lei. Feng.
*she drips*
quite bored, if i say so myself
please
>*she drips*
amerikwa
what would you have said?
Me also. I don't even feel like having a wank.
dip i dip you dip dip i dip you dip molly
*she gets wet*
please habibi
your mum's butters
what city are you in? want to meet in a car park and fight?
but it means the same?
should i have typed it out in chinese instead
almost completed my transformation into a normie
just need to start shagging prettier girls, and to improve my dancing
no
Gold Coast & nah I'll pass on that. Haha.
plan on becoming a landlord next year
gay post
might just read
or maybe i wont.....
haha :)
>Priti Patel: I would have told the EU to sod off
alri bby
plan on becoming a Wizard in 4 years.
Rorke would have told her to fuck off back to paki land
shall be offing myself before i reach that stage
baka what's wrong with rorke lads?
dude just shag an escort lmoa
he wasn't loved enough as a child, or he was loved a bit too much from dad if you know what i'm saying
god the suspense would kill me
lads shagging a 5/10 is piss easy
don't bother paying a hooker
doesn't count
>16
>32
>51
obsessed
I'd probably need to lower myself to a 3 or 4.
anyone watch the economy last night
Just don't know how to approach woman or initiate a conversation. Get nervous.
not a fan of breaking hearts,
love getting my heart smashed to pieces however
practice lad,
just chat shit and get good at it
do what i do, be a big micked alpha chad and just approach a woman and say fucking anything to her, just be confident bro
might become a soundcloud rapper
flying kick
sue
look how many pictures i have
it was snowing in newcastle earlier
good stuff
can i be a chad if i'm 5'6"
death to papists, imo
with a baseball bat and a sleeping bag
yeah little lads can do well as well
what you lads getting your gfs for crimbo then
honestly what is wrong with you idiots
i'm 5'7 and have had not a single problem pulling women
sure you find some horrible women but you've just got to fucking try harder and have a laugh about it
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just bought 100euro worth of crypto
hope nobody is jealous when i become a trillionaire
soap and glory set cause i'm a bellend
she's getting my willer
she's going to get fucked by a big black bull
wypepo be like "Um Sharon Honey I'm Sorry But This Tomato Soup Is Just Too Spicy For My Taste" lmao
fuck sakes lads
>finish exams
>go out to drinks with advertising mates
>drunk fuck all water all day, go into that weird delirious drunk state
>friends send me packing in a cab home
>vomit out the window, feel bad for cabby so pay and decide to walk home
>blank
>next minute surrounded by these young aboriginal and maori kids, walking around me like predator animals
>hold up my hands in defence
>tell me to give them my money
>"hold on hold on", i unzip i bollocks and put my hands on my head
>"alright go now"
>they RUN AWAY
fuck sakes what does a man have to do to get his balls battered
shut up small dik craka
just chat to them like you would a male
>using your bull on your gf and not saving him for yourself
cuck
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"haha alri smiffy did you see the game last night, wenger out innit aha"
yeah sure bet that'd get you straight in her undies
unironically know an aussie who gets his balls out when he's very drunk
he's a sound lad
dont like to be tied down have multiple women on the side my time for them is worth more than gold dust
what was the lowest point in your life lads?
mine would have to be when i had a wank over harry potter's pet owl
alright, like a person then
it's how I got laid the other night :^)
the lads think I'm pretty alpha since I literally did fuck all and just let her do the pulling
if i didn't think with my dick i'd be a genius
haha pat you propa ledgeeeeeeeee xx
what did you see in hedwig lad
any rich men in
>2017
hello newfriend
yeah but chink girls are ugly
does 30 grand count
could we replace the family?
like keep the monarchy but get a different batch in
she was deliciously white
did this with a few hundred
now worth a few thousand but cashing out seems like such a faff just might not do it haha what am i like
my name jeff
she was a yank, and a reasonable one at that
problem is I don't know how to talk to her now because we've done it
not interested
not sure it works like that
why do i have to share a board with such freaks
you had a wank over hedwig? listen how you sound to yourself
Think of myself as the proprietor of the "don't care" gimmick.
not a pixel
10 volumes of Berserk Manga and no i'm not kidding, she already has the first 18.
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Really bored
Already wanked like 4 times so there's not much left to do