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lovely article lads

love the 50 posts early gimmick

lads

the absolute state of yanks

getting sick of this lei feng gimmck

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what of it

it is down to the wacky bruces to destroy the yank menace and save /brit/ once and for all

is it really a gimmique if its just one guy doing it

*raises spork*

*rolls over and goes back to sleep*

Two words baby, say it and i'm yours to do whatever you please with!
>Lei. Feng.
*she drips*

quite bored, if i say so myself

please

>*she drips*

amerikwa

what would you have said?

Me also. I don't even feel like having a wank.

dip i dip you dip dip i dip you dip molly

*she gets wet*

please habibi

your mum's butters

what city are you in? want to meet in a car park and fight?

but it means the same?
should i have typed it out in chinese instead

almost completed my transformation into a normie
just need to start shagging prettier girls, and to improve my dancing

no

Gold Coast & nah I'll pass on that. Haha.

plan on becoming a landlord next year

gay post

might just read

or maybe i wont.....

haha :)

>Priti Patel: I would have told the EU to sod off

alri bby

plan on becoming a Wizard in 4 years.

Rorke would have told her to fuck off back to paki land

shall be offing myself before i reach that stage

baka what's wrong with rorke lads?

dude just shag an escort lmoa

he wasn't loved enough as a child, or he was loved a bit too much from dad if you know what i'm saying

god the suspense would kill me

lads shagging a 5/10 is piss easy
don't bother paying a hooker

doesn't count

>16
>32
>51
obsessed

I'd probably need to lower myself to a 3 or 4.

anyone watch the economy last night

Just don't know how to approach woman or initiate a conversation. Get nervous.

not a fan of breaking hearts,
love getting my heart smashed to pieces however

practice lad,
just chat shit and get good at it

do what i do, be a big micked alpha chad and just approach a woman and say fucking anything to her, just be confident bro

might become a soundcloud rapper

flying kick

sue

look how many pictures i have

it was snowing in newcastle earlier
good stuff

can i be a chad if i'm 5'6"

death to papists, imo

with a baseball bat and a sleeping bag

yeah little lads can do well as well

what you lads getting your gfs for crimbo then

honestly what is wrong with you idiots
i'm 5'7 and have had not a single problem pulling women
sure you find some horrible women but you've just got to fucking try harder and have a laugh about it

EXCELLENT post xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

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just bought 100euro worth of crypto
hope nobody is jealous when i become a trillionaire

soap and glory set cause i'm a bellend

she's getting my willer

she's going to get fucked by a big black bull

wypepo be like "Um Sharon Honey I'm Sorry But This Tomato Soup Is Just Too Spicy For My Taste" lmao

fuck sakes lads

>finish exams
>go out to drinks with advertising mates
>drunk fuck all water all day, go into that weird delirious drunk state
>friends send me packing in a cab home
>vomit out the window, feel bad for cabby so pay and decide to walk home
>blank
>next minute surrounded by these young aboriginal and maori kids, walking around me like predator animals
>hold up my hands in defence
>tell me to give them my money
>"hold on hold on", i unzip i bollocks and put my hands on my head
>"alright go now"
>they RUN AWAY

fuck sakes what does a man have to do to get his balls battered

shut up small dik craka

just chat to them like you would a male

>using your bull on your gf and not saving him for yourself

cuck

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"haha alri smiffy did you see the game last night, wenger out innit aha"
yeah sure bet that'd get you straight in her undies

unironically know an aussie who gets his balls out when he's very drunk
he's a sound lad

dont like to be tied down have multiple women on the side my time for them is worth more than gold dust

what was the lowest point in your life lads?

mine would have to be when i had a wank over harry potter's pet owl

alright, like a person then
it's how I got laid the other night :^)
the lads think I'm pretty alpha since I literally did fuck all and just let her do the pulling

if i didn't think with my dick i'd be a genius

haha pat you propa ledgeeeeeeeee xx

what did you see in hedwig lad

any rich men in

>2017
hello newfriend

yeah but chink girls are ugly

does 30 grand count

could we replace the family?
like keep the monarchy but get a different batch in

she was deliciously white

did this with a few hundred
now worth a few thousand but cashing out seems like such a faff just might not do it haha what am i like

my name jeff

she was a yank, and a reasonable one at that
problem is I don't know how to talk to her now because we've done it

not interested

not sure it works like that

why do i have to share a board with such freaks
you had a wank over hedwig? listen how you sound to yourself

Think of myself as the proprietor of the "don't care" gimmick.

not a pixel

10 volumes of Berserk Manga and no i'm not kidding, she already has the first 18.

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Really bored
Already wanked like 4 times so there's not much left to do