BBC 'Pick your team for Russia 2018' England

Post your 11, with reasoning.

>bbc.com/sport/football/41483442

>This is England's 'Best Eleven' based on this season's Who Scored rating.

>whoscored.com/Regions/252/Tournaments/2/England-Premier-League

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>based on this season's Who Scored rating
this is why advanced statistics are a meme if you overdo them

blacked/10

We're fucked.

>can't pick James Maddison, the future GOAT
no thanks

>can't pick Albrighton at LW
>can't pick Mee at CB
>no Austin or Rodriguez at ST
>no Shelvey at CM
Terrible

>wingers

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>trashford over ali

>Young
>2018

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what the absolute fuck is this

>Absolute state of this midfield
It can't be done

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#MyEnglandXI

>oxshit
What are you doing senpai

didnt even realize you were memeing to be honest until i took a second look and saw Joe Shart

Just give us the cup already

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>yfw this happens

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it can, and will be done.

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That’s the most England thing I’ve ever seen.

Imagine not picking Vardy

Clueless

>4x CB
>4x CM
>2x ST

unironically the best 11

>Playing with 2 strikers
England play narrow enough mate

>4 midfielders
In homage to the golden generation

can't you play with kane as #9 with vardy as second forward and steling behind them?

barely could form a team of all white players

He's the only centre mid who can make decent runs on the ball.

Also I realised Trippier's a leftback but tbhonest our actual leftback choices are so grim I'm not changing it.

meant to be a 4-2-3-1 with Kane in behind Vardy, but wouldn't let me put Kane there in the 4231 formatuon

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If I was England manager

Clearly BBC team

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Would be better with Rashford and Sterling on the wings while Kane can also drop in deep and create for them and Alli

Adolf please, who the fuck cares about skin colour in 2018

This is what Southgate will actually end up playing.

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look at Wilshere's face, he knows what's happening.

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the face of someone who knows the cunts around him will only try to pass the ball sideways and never try to go at the other team

Dele will start ahead of Wilshere and hopefully someone starts ahead of Joe

>Post your 11, with reasoning.

- Three Man Utd defenders and pray their club experience shines through.
- Trippier doing bits going forward and crossing it to Kane.
- More prayers that Oxshit-Chambershit still remembers how to play CM.
- Wouldn't have Bellend Alli desu but who else? At least he scores a goal sometimes.

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meme delph wingback + meme formation

just give us the trophy already

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Dier drops back into a back three when walker and Bertrand get up the pitch, between Maguire, Delph, Stones, and Dier England would have enough capacity to hold the midfield. Sterling and Walcott to stay wide and stretch the opposition. Midfield creativity isnt the strongest but the wingers should give Deli Alley and Delph enough space to work it through to Kane who can also help in the buildup.

Plus a gorillion cutbacks to Alli and Delph for edge of box blooters.

>Smalling and Jones anywhere near the team
They look shit even in a team as defensively centered as United. Keep Young but Mawson/Stones & Maguire should be the partnership.

If Walker isn't on your team it's irrelevant.

the best squad

Aside from Hart, this isn't that bad. Dier can link up with the midfield whilst on the ball and drop into defense off it. Walker and Young can contribute offensively and defensively as wing-backs. Wilshere will offer some creativity in midfield alongside Henderson. Then you can have Vardy as a super-sub when the opposition is tired.

No, but you could do it the other way around.

Not bad, but I'm unsure about Maguire AND stones and Alli AND Lallana.

God I really don't even know some of these players and people are genuinely picking Ashley Young to start. This has to be the most utter shithouse of a England team we're gonna put out to a tournament in a while.

the best England BBC team

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*blocks your path*

Tactics are determined by whichever area of the pitch the ball is in

Left side: the ball gets lumped forwards to the goblin
Right side: play is allowed to build up and then crossed into the mong
Defense: lump the ball upfield

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Mee is shit

Good defense with a fairly solid dragging mid. Then you got quick wingers as well as Kane getting passes from Alli with the fullbacks coming up in offense. EZwin

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Lb at city = Delph
Lb at utd = young
Lb at Liverpool = Milner
Lb at Tottenham = Rose

Top 4 teams in the league have English left backs. Literally the position with the most options.

Am rooting to Messitina to win it all tbqhf

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Don't you have players in better leagues?

doesnt matter, he just stands in the box and tries to lump the ball away

Isn't the star player of your national team David Albaba?

For me, it has to be the following. Southgate has used the 3-4-3 before and since there is an overwhelming lack of quality in the center of the park, it would be wise to use it at the world cup. Stones needs to play in a 3/5-ATB because of how well he can find a team-mate with a pass. Cahill for Mawson is also a decent shout.

Why didn't you put Bardsley on the right?

Don't need any reasoning

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>Young
>Wilshere
>Oxshit
>Welbeck
>Rose
>Lingard
>Lallana
>Hart
>Cahill
>Barkley
>Livermore
>Rashford
>Delph
>Drinkwater
>Mee
>Albrighton

>the state of England

And I tried to not even mention the litteraly who's.

Don't you have any players in your domestic league?

>>me

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*Lb at City = Danilo
*Lb at Utd = Young
*Lb at Liverpool = Robertson
*Lb at Tottenham = Davies

All shit.

Danilel doesn't play over zinchenko

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Watch our last callup, 4 or 5 players from our domestic league

Gago and Benedetto are injured now but they also play in the NT

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Remember to ignore the posts from non-brits

>Milner has the most assists in the CL
>Kane is 2nd to Ronaldo in CL goals
get gud Brazil

Milner retired ages ago, you spoon, and he was a stop gap solution at Liverpool.

Delph and Young are in similar situations at their club's and Rose has been pipped to the starting 11 by Davies. I'd probably go for Young, all things given, mind you.

Marcelo.
Filipe Luis
Alex Sandro.

>Albrighton isn't called up
>the one who can actually pass and has a high workrate/ can link with Vardy well

Just play more pacey niggers

>500 assists against Maribor

>Kane is 2nd to Ronaldo in CL goals
He isn't. Ben Yedder is.

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Apologise

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Filipe Luis is a fraud

Who wins?

>England's Black team
>England's all White team
>England's mixed race team

This. I reckon Dele will start over Rashford tho. Stones will be the main CB in this team and it really depends who GS will pick besides him.

Not black enough. What are you, some kind of racist??

I've been to Bloemfontein. I've been to
Belo Horizonte. I've seen class players like Crouchy.. Bainesy.. Rooney
but Kanezy and the boys are putting it on another level
You cannot tell me that you cannot believe that we cannot bring it home.

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Trick question, England never wins.

English players are shit

Delph is only playing at LB because Mendy is injured and they had to force him into that position.
Young is only playing at LB because Shaw is shit and they had to force him into that position.
Milner only played at LB because Moreno was shit and they had to force him into that position. Now Robertson has taken his place.
Rose has been injured for ages and Davies has taken his place.

;-;

They should play in la liga

Spain will start moorata lol

Delph may just be filling in for Mendy but he's been excellent at it.

He's good though.

who is better than every English player apart from Kane

Someone get me Southgate's email address asap. I've only gone and fucking solved it

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Sterling, Rashford and Alli are better

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>Morata
>Better striker than Vardy

Give your head a wobble lad, he's not even getting on the avion.

poorata is dogshit

better at what mate?

Albrighton instead of Young though

That's actually a pretty decent, balanced for the most part, pick. Tarkowski might be a system baby, though.

Vardy too

all burnley players are system babbies