/heem/: Schaub, Poetry and Anger

Is it Conor McGregor?
A Barboza kick?
Diaz blood,
A smile that shows
A toothpick?

Is it holding on tight
When the ref's reaching in?
The moulding of blight
With the breaching of skin?
Is it bleeding or breaking?
Or wincing in pain?
Is it needing; mistaking
The anguish and strain,
For the feeling of heartbreak
As though you're invested
In this fighter's vaporized
Blood that's ingested?

When that
Which will bring us all back
Till the end,
Is the violence,
It binds us.
We can't comprehend
How this beautiful canvas
Could not be loved dearly.
Our differences vanish;
The passion so clearly
Embracing our shitposting
Habits on /heem/
As loving, sincerely?
As though we're a team?

Our OPs so spiteful and full of bad blood,
But this poem, delightful, was made for you, bud.
We all bleed together and thus behove strife,
In nefarious weather,
/heem/ is love.
/heem/ is life.

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Schaub!

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prime schaub would heem ngannou

IF I SEE THOSE FUCKING GLASSES ONE MORE TIME....

Tony "The Ponce" Ferguson

New Sage

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Strong chin on Ryan LaFlare (who has an upcoming fight sometime in April or May.

Best chin since Drew Dober.

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>put money on tony because good odds
>rewatching that khabib v barboza fight

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>thinking tony is going to beat habeeb

kekd

>chinlet
>cardiolet
>groundlet
>khabib still gassed after two rounds of pounding his head in

Tony via 5th round Sorcerer

I think more than likely khabib will win. But because so many people think that the odds are so in favour of khabib that betting on tony is a good bet.

this is how you make money on this

Khabib flushed and gadooshed Edson at 25%

BJJ is a proven meme against a good wrestler.
Tony doesn't have the kind of striking that can knock Khabib out or the kind of wrestling that can keep the fight standing.
Why is this even a discussion? The only reason to watch the fight is to see if Tony slaps on a miraculous 5th round triangle.

Which one of you is on ww2 right now?

Tony was a wrestler first, only reason he was able to make it this far despite starting mma so late.

>he put money on tony after he was thrown around by staph lkl

hard to believe since he rarely takes people down
but has a good tkd defense

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Kevin Lee is as good of a wrestler as Khabib but people deny it because he's a confident black person. It's like he's mauled everyone but Tony but he makes my small white dick insecure so I'm going to pretend he's bad, Khabib though he wears a funny hat absolute beast my man.

whatever you think of lee vs khabjb, even a cuck faggot like you wont claim lee with staph is as good as khabib, right?

>Kevin Lee is as good of a wrestler as Khabib

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Khabib is going to die cutting that last pound, he'll be more depleted than staphy lee

>flag
>thinking he has a fucking clue about wrestling
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA

Mate we have the same flag

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What are your thoughts on Tony Ferguson's walkout song?

Use to listen to freestyle all the time, surprised Tony knows them but yeah it's a great song.

you make money on the winner not what is a good bet

>the virgin full camp
>the chad low-notice

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Is Pat lying on JRE or was he actually this fucking insane when he was younger? He's talking about wrestling cows and bashing a dudes head against a toilet.

i would heem you pinoy
lets fight
i wanna be the best heem fighter and i wanna challenge the best

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Why is she so perfect?

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quality post notepad fag

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I would split decision you easy boy. I have Adelaide Byrd as one of the judges. There's no way I can lose.

>forgets to watch Tony Ferguson vs Prime Barboza

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gooby

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Silva lost the fights to Weidman, but Weidman never won.

no one has beaten my depschi roll little man
i'd heem your inside the first round

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Ortega won the decision
Fronkie won the fight

Excellent post

Which fighters entered their prime after becoming dominant and then losing badly other than GSP?

Max Holloway

HOLY FUCK PAT IS REDPILLING JOE ON ISIS HARD RIGHT NOW

great example my man

all the shit hes saying is basic conspiracy shit. But I still like listening to the small details.

>mfw conspiracy talk without eddie
eddie should go to town on Joe next time he is on the podcast for shittalking him while he's not there.

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Are you being sarcastic because he did get beat pretty badly by Conor and improved insane amounts afterwards.

Cain. Murdered everybody, got flushed by JDS, then came back and beat JDS twice and dominated till he got Boomeranged

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This Joe Rogan explanation on how GSP has brain trauma

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>im the smallest croatian on planet earth
kek its true

GSP told him that shit before the Diaz fight too lel

I'm not being sarcastic at all dude

another great example

GSP is a brainlet

>apt's spine is so trash rogan cant believe it

Tony Ferguson

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>O'Malley offered main event slot for a tuf finale card

Gets my fucking blood boiling. I wish the ufc was more meritocratic in their matchmaking

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Pat Milech is a fucking psycho.
>I put a loaded gun in my drawer for whenever I give up on my dreams for motivation

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Seriously wtf. The dude told himself he'd put a gun in his mouth and kill himself if he didnt win a world title.

In the past 10 minutes
>pat's spine is so fucked the dics fused o ntheir own
>pat bought a house with money he hadnt yet won and had to get an IV the day of the fight
>pay bought a gun and kept it so he could kill himself if he didnt win a title
>pat's a manlet because he cut weight during his growing years

For sure Pat is one hunnie percent not CTE'd my guy

You guys remember baruto kaito from RIZIN? He lost to cro cop in the semifinals of the openweight grand prix. He's starring in a Japanese drama about a gay couple

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what a fag

are you the same guy who fights Andade-posting irish?

>wow that's incredible
>hey did you know you can eat a mountain lion and its apparently delicious?

Dana and his muh Irish nepotism
>goobs
>o'weedman
>felder

how about O'memer vs Duquesnoy

disgusting

>fishing
>mma
>hunting
its a comfy podcast, probably one of my favorite from the MMA series so far

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Everyone on JRE talks total shit.

>oh yeah joe I was wingsuit gliding over an active volcano when a shark came up out of the lava so I shot it with my longbow

tony could tko kebab

but then again he couldnt because in that scenario kebab would shoot and tony would sub him instead. Tonys boxing is very underrated

stipe is a bigger croat than pat

I think it's going to be an elbow or a sub that will put khabib down. I don't think tony would win if it ends up being a 5 round wrestlefuck just because Tony prefers to be on the bottom the judges will score it for Khabib

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SOY!

We will be calling Tony D-city because he has D'arces for days boiiiiii

>you now know that Paul Walker was a student of gracie jujitsu

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Tony will win you mongs, TKO doctor stoppage from khabibs face hanging off

How you holding up bud?

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he looks gay

she's not

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>looks

Tell me your absolute favourite joke from Burger Sniffer's epic standup comedy!

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I literally wouldn't know cause no footage exists of him doing comedy online.

dont be a h8r, literallybong

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This is the best standup I've seen from Schaub.

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In many ways, spoobert won that fight.

You sure it's not this one?

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It was literally the only time he ever headlined a card too.

well big country is about to get gadooshed soon, and probably has the networth of a electrician that has been working for 20 years instead of fighting

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Have you guys listened to the new episode of the Big Browndown starring Barnacle Shwab?

What happens to the legitimacy of BW if Mini Mouse beats TJ? They should shut it down imo

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I'll check it out later my man, halfway through eating a sneaker while naked as my wife gets a tattoo, also naked! Haha shit is a beast my man

100% a beast my guy. Got my wife a tattoo for our anniversary last year, who knew a tiny spade tattoo on her ankle would take 12 hours to make.

That last punch always gets me all the time. Based Big Country.

I could gadoosh every here

Toni boxing is trash

during one of his earlier UFC pre-fight shows, he had a hamplanet wife

did he upgrade or did she finally get in shape?

Who is your favorite retired MMA fighter turned podcaster?

till vs nibby is the fight to make