the future of all whites living in south-east asia edition
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she's CHINESE you mong
its called ad block bro
hunt the runt make it squeal
hunt the runt it does not feel
hunt the runt SPILL ITS BLOOD
way too fucking early you cunt
why do you want to be hunted?
a bit weird
they spent like £20m redoing the seafront and that looks quite nice, but if you literally walk 100 yards down a road away from the seafront, it's the same, dire shithole
it looks bad AND the people are depressing
should be nuked
plenty of Chinese in SEA
t. Chinese in SEA
Any good places in the northwest then? Wigan? Bolton? Preston seems comfy too
sue
>50 posts early
state of brit
can't stand incels
can't wait for my wedding night so i can share some brutal photos
oh shut up, you're not even british
ini lmao
basically anywhere that has a population over 50,000 is shit
I'm sure that there are lots of exceptions to the rule
Weird considering the seafront from the pictures looks decent from far away but is probably shit right outside as you say
Newcastle's not shit
looks thai
ribble valley, clitheroe, primarily white and educated populace
But you're looking at £300,000 for a somewhat decent house
RUNT HUNT
he's not even bri ish
i am
What about Sunderland it’s close too
At toil lads
Absolutely massacred my inbox
Took an unforgiving shit all over my Excel based tasks
Smashed fuck out of my conference call
When I'm on form I swear no one in this office can touch me
all for what? £7/hour?
now that's a shit city
fuck mackems
i am greek you piece of shit
Newcastle isn't North West you tit
when family come to visit us, they all want to go to blackpool because it's just down the road.
They all want to see the illuminations and the tower. We never take them anywhere else because it will ruin the image of blackpool that they have in their head and you don't feel safe.
met some top lads from Ribble Valley. My GOAT tier lecture I had in the UK lived there.
big up big UP
good little toily
>i am greek you piece of shit
Good lad, the toilbergs need an extra holiday next year
cuck porn lads
I am a runt, a hysterical squealing runt, sniffling about in the undergrowth looking for crumbs
I NEED to be put on a farm
*tends to the crops*
youre really missing out if you block all adverts
just saying
good post my friend
thought this was a take on radiohead's all i need at the start
cuck
No talkie till I had my hot choccy
*sips*
one click and its all over though
Can't stop listening to Irish rappers
*prints out dna tests*
*stuffs them down your throat*
Have started refering to my boss as mr toilberg to my friends and family
>start at 8:45
>clock in before then
>stand in the stairwell/hallway chatting
>go round desks to say good morning
>don't go to my desk until 9:30
>chat and make coffee
>wait for coffee to be ready
>drink coffee and read news websites until 11:00
>team meeting until 12:00
>just sit and listen
>clock out for half hour lunch
>sit and have an hour lunch
>30 mins outside for a walk, shopping, buy paper etc
>30 mins inside eating
>read newspaper until 14:00
>make coffee and chat until 15:00
>management meeting 15:00
>manager loves sound of his own voice and frequently runs over time
>return to desk at 4:30
>spend 30 mins cleaning up (washing coffee pot and mug) for tomorrow
>walk out at 16:45-17:00
>use flexi time to take half day every week or full day every fortnight
>on top of annual leave
>do this for 40 years
>retire as if you've contirbuted
don't see anything wrong with this
>*prints out dna tests*
>*stuffs them down your throat*
How does one escape toil
2born2bdatsdqstn
How was the response?
you can't
literally every manager ever, do fuck all, spend half the day in meetings and produce nothing, and walk around with a smug sense of superiority
what job
Business idea: Workers Party but for people who work in offices and spreadsheets and that instead of blue collar mongs who can't spell
>666
dios mios... el ameriorco....
tedious, tedium, void tedioid
obligations i have today: 0
government
looks like it's gonna be an extra year at the good old uni haha im already 24 haha
aldatglitrsisntgld
>americans aren't whit-
>when a young, graduate toiler tells you he's gonna climb the corporate ladder and be director someday
Oh my sweet summer child, you'll learn soon enough
...
wacky zany nigel
i'm 30 and going to college
wanna rub my face against that big black schozz
im a 24 masters student from a russell group university applying to £16000 a year call centres and keep getting emails saying "sorry you do not meet the requirements for this role" haha
on a plus note theres a chance i might get an interview for a £14500 a year warehouse frozen food packer in january
this post is not ironic
Is living in UK could be described as boring?
25 and I start next year
move cities
while assistants on 15kpa are expected to be in 2-3 places at once
hahaha iktf
what master?
ifmscbtefdolvplyn
el goblino....................
>not being a manager at ALDI and earning bank
feel sorry for you runts
virgin bitcoin buyer:
>buys small amounts each dip
chad bitcoin holder:
>went all in at all time high
maybe for poshos in their waitrose bubbles
lots of interesting things going on round my bits
It's not boring if you have money(like A LOT of money)
most people don't earn enough to live alone, so they live with their parents or rent a room in a sharehouse(which is like 60% of income)
So either you live with mummy and daddy, and have fun, or live on your own and eat rice 3 meals a day.
This naturally goes on for your entire life, as having a child puts you in to literal poverty
Basically, if you're not born rich you can't win
ah yes very impressive
hmmm yes
and i how would i "move cities" without any money or current employment. it is my parents money and my parents money alone that prevents me from being a literal beggar
litterally me
What did you study?
shut up mate i was trying to help you
>lolita, light of my life, fire of my loins. my sin, my soul. lo-lee-ta: the tip of the tongue taking a trip of three steps down the palate to tap, at three, on the teeth. lo. lee. ta.
ah yes
graduated nearly 5 months ago
still only had 2 interviews
if you studied STEM, you are the definition of JUST
i’ve been commanded under Her Majesty’s name to apprear in court
WHAT MASTER TELL US ALREADY
Thats C-milk. Watch him on ADVchina.
She's chinese living in China and he's an American xpat.
youtube.com
he's talking about performing cunnilingus on her right?
not really theres lots of stuff to do here
been turned down by aldi multiple times haha
have you ever, EVER seen a male employee in Boots, except maybe in the prescriptions bit?
makes you think
Send me your cv and i'll sort you out
leave the UK
it was shit help
>wordsworth once said...
*voms*
humanities. im fully aware that i would not be in such a situation if id done STEM, but i wasnt good at maths or sciences so that wasnt possible
give reasonable advice then. cant move somewhere with no money to do so