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the future of all whites living in south-east asia edition

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she's CHINESE you mong

its called ad block bro

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tune

hunt the runt make it squeal
hunt the runt it does not feel
hunt the runt SPILL ITS BLOOD

way too fucking early you cunt

why do you want to be hunted?
a bit weird

they spent like £20m redoing the seafront and that looks quite nice, but if you literally walk 100 yards down a road away from the seafront, it's the same, dire shithole
it looks bad AND the people are depressing
should be nuked

plenty of Chinese in SEA
t. Chinese in SEA

Any good places in the northwest then? Wigan? Bolton? Preston seems comfy too

sue

>50 posts early
state of brit

can't stand incels

can't wait for my wedding night so i can share some brutal photos

oh shut up, you're not even british

ini lmao

basically anywhere that has a population over 50,000 is shit
I'm sure that there are lots of exceptions to the rule

Weird considering the seafront from the pictures looks decent from far away but is probably shit right outside as you say

Newcastle's not shit

looks thai

ribble valley, clitheroe, primarily white and educated populace

But you're looking at £300,000 for a somewhat decent house

RUNT HUNT

he's not even bri ish

i am

What about Sunderland it’s close too

At toil lads

Absolutely massacred my inbox
Took an unforgiving shit all over my Excel based tasks
Smashed fuck out of my conference call

When I'm on form I swear no one in this office can touch me

all for what? £7/hour?

now that's a shit city
fuck mackems

i am greek you piece of shit

Newcastle isn't North West you tit

when family come to visit us, they all want to go to blackpool because it's just down the road.
They all want to see the illuminations and the tower. We never take them anywhere else because it will ruin the image of blackpool that they have in their head and you don't feel safe.

met some top lads from Ribble Valley. My GOAT tier lecture I had in the UK lived there.

big up big UP

good little toily

>i am greek you piece of shit

Good lad, the toilbergs need an extra holiday next year

cuck porn lads

I am a runt, a hysterical squealing runt, sniffling about in the undergrowth looking for crumbs

I NEED to be put on a farm

*tends to the crops*

youre really missing out if you block all adverts
just saying

good post my friend

thought this was a take on radiohead's all i need at the start

cuck

No talkie till I had my hot choccy

*sips*

one click and its all over though

Can't stop listening to Irish rappers

*prints out dna tests*
*stuffs them down your throat*

Have started refering to my boss as mr toilberg to my friends and family

>start at 8:45
>clock in before then
>stand in the stairwell/hallway chatting
>go round desks to say good morning
>don't go to my desk until 9:30
>chat and make coffee
>wait for coffee to be ready
>drink coffee and read news websites until 11:00
>team meeting until 12:00
>just sit and listen
>clock out for half hour lunch
>sit and have an hour lunch
>30 mins outside for a walk, shopping, buy paper etc
>30 mins inside eating
>read newspaper until 14:00
>make coffee and chat until 15:00
>management meeting 15:00
>manager loves sound of his own voice and frequently runs over time
>return to desk at 4:30
>spend 30 mins cleaning up (washing coffee pot and mug) for tomorrow
>walk out at 16:45-17:00
>use flexi time to take half day every week or full day every fortnight
>on top of annual leave
>do this for 40 years
>retire as if you've contirbuted


don't see anything wrong with this

>*prints out dna tests*
>*stuffs them down your throat*

How does one escape toil

2born2bdatsdqstn

How was the response?

you can't

literally every manager ever, do fuck all, spend half the day in meetings and produce nothing, and walk around with a smug sense of superiority

what job

Business idea: Workers Party but for people who work in offices and spreadsheets and that instead of blue collar mongs who can't spell

>666
dios mios... el ameriorco....

tedious, tedium, void tedioid

obligations i have today: 0

government

looks like it's gonna be an extra year at the good old uni haha im already 24 haha

aldatglitrsisntgld

>americans aren't whit-

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>when a young, graduate toiler tells you he's gonna climb the corporate ladder and be director someday

Oh my sweet summer child, you'll learn soon enough

...

wacky zany nigel

i'm 30 and going to college

wanna rub my face against that big black schozz

im a 24 masters student from a russell group university applying to £16000 a year call centres and keep getting emails saying "sorry you do not meet the requirements for this role" haha
on a plus note theres a chance i might get an interview for a £14500 a year warehouse frozen food packer in january
this post is not ironic

Is living in UK could be described as boring?

25 and I start next year

move cities

while assistants on 15kpa are expected to be in 2-3 places at once

hahaha iktf

what master?

ifmscbtefdolvplyn

el goblino....................

>not being a manager at ALDI and earning bank
feel sorry for you runts

virgin bitcoin buyer:
>buys small amounts each dip

chad bitcoin holder:
>went all in at all time high

maybe for poshos in their waitrose bubbles
lots of interesting things going on round my bits

It's not boring if you have money(like A LOT of money)

most people don't earn enough to live alone, so they live with their parents or rent a room in a sharehouse(which is like 60% of income)

So either you live with mummy and daddy, and have fun, or live on your own and eat rice 3 meals a day.

This naturally goes on for your entire life, as having a child puts you in to literal poverty

Basically, if you're not born rich you can't win

ah yes very impressive

hmmm yes
and i how would i "move cities" without any money or current employment. it is my parents money and my parents money alone that prevents me from being a literal beggar

litterally me

What did you study?

shut up mate i was trying to help you

>lolita, light of my life, fire of my loins. my sin, my soul. lo-lee-ta: the tip of the tongue taking a trip of three steps down the palate to tap, at three, on the teeth. lo. lee. ta.

ah yes

graduated nearly 5 months ago
still only had 2 interviews

if you studied STEM, you are the definition of JUST

i’ve been commanded under Her Majesty’s name to apprear in court

WHAT MASTER TELL US ALREADY

Thats C-milk. Watch him on ADVchina.
She's chinese living in China and he's an American xpat.
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he's talking about performing cunnilingus on her right?

not really theres lots of stuff to do here

been turned down by aldi multiple times haha

have you ever, EVER seen a male employee in Boots, except maybe in the prescriptions bit?

makes you think

Send me your cv and i'll sort you out

leave the UK

it was shit help

>wordsworth once said...
*voms*

humanities. im fully aware that i would not be in such a situation if id done STEM, but i wasnt good at maths or sciences so that wasnt possible
give reasonable advice then. cant move somewhere with no money to do so