Work at plastic surgery center in LA that does penis enlargement

>work at plastic surgery center in LA that does penis enlargement
>operation costs about 5 to 10 grand depending on your dick
>90% of the patients are black dudes
>all of them blame the BBC stereotype and how they feel the need to live up to it

Remember guys despite everything you hear it's not that fun being a black dude in this life. Most of them have average dicks like everybody else but society and women always expect them to have huge cocks. What makes matters even worse is that the majority of non-Black woman only want to sleep with Black men because of the penis stereotype. So if you're Black with an average or below average dick, dating outside of your race is basically impossible.

Just something I felt like Sup Forums would be interested in hearing.

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fake and gay

I select black men of all sizes to cuck my wife

fuck racist stereotypes

yeah I kinda feel bad for those guys
they're also usually the ones that aren't dindus as well

It's what I figure

The stereotype is harmful to the average black man the most, as it's saying that's all they have of worth

Canada has a new proxy

Why are the Jews behind this?

Nah jk I know why.

kekz

If the average is 5.5x4.8 then why do straight males tease me about having a small one when I'm 6x6?

Does it work? What is the success rate? I need details because I have thought of doing this and I live in LA. I'm serious.

>my entire life is working with black dicks
>op

Does the surgery work?
>Flaccid increase?
>Erect increase?
>Girth increase?
m-my f-friend was asking

Why is everyone ITT missing the REAL point? OP we need to make dick enlargement surgery free for every man, and women if they want. 5-10 grand because? Nice predatory price.

>penis enlargement
Any before - after pictures? Can't imagine how this shit even works.

We all know this.

I actually feel bad for the normal sized brothers. They have to be the biggest disappointment ever.

you ever see those dudes in porn where it looks like their dick is like hanging off of two chords? thats the result of surgery

>penis enlargement surgery
never happened

Probably because they know it bothers you.

I get teased about my height when I'm 5'9" because I made the mistake of mentioning it around them.

Also, is Jamal giving his monster dong a knee joint?
>tfw no 3rd leg

it "works" but fucks up your dick and can lead to ED

Degenerate cunt.

How much does the average nose job cost at your clinic and are they mostly done in one sitting (as opposed to needing a revision)?

How often do guys get one and do they appear normal or weird/superficial/gay etc.?

ED?
>elastic dick
>educated ducklings
>elephant dildos

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Of course Germany would ask for dick pics.

Kek

OP utterly destroyed

I want to see what mangled member people come out with after this bollocks.

>cuck my wife

The one getting cucked is not the one getting fucked.

Truly the Mountain Jews.

lmaffo.
any patients pornstars? What about that guy who's dick has broken at least twice on set, Yashua or something?

OP here, new ID.
>I also moonlight as a male prostitute.
>Suck a lot of dick for about $75 each
>95% of clients are black men
>Most dicks feel like average size inside my mouth and throat
>I tell them they're small for BBC
>They blame blacked.com

First of all, how big is your dick and do you have curvature? How effective surgery is going to be and how much you can enlarge your cock depends entirely on the length/girth/shape of your cock.

There is a 3% infection rate, which is not bad for such a relatively new surgery. The results are exactly what's advertised. This may sound like I'm shilling but it is what it is. They insert a "sleeve" under your penis skin which wraps itself around your scrotum, pushes it more outward and obviously adds girth. It's so simple it's hard to fuck up. It's really starting to take off too, everybody at my company knows that in 4-6 years penis enlargement is going to be so ridiculously common it's going to outnumber boob jobs by the millions. It's only government regulations that are still in the way right now.

god I can't imagine being that small apart from when I was 12

sucks to be you man

So you have sex with the niggers then?

Not really that bad. Tom Hardy, Connor Mcgreggor, loads of guys are this height.

I'd be lying if I said I didn't often want to be taller and bigger in general but it is what it is.

As I said in my other post, this kind of surgery is going to be insanely common and with increased competition the price is gonna drop dramatically. It's a really simple surgery and 5-10 grand is totally unjustified for it, but we get away with it because right now we have the only surgeons in the country that are certified to perform this type of surgery. Once the FDA cuts all of the red tape in a couple of years it's going to explode. The whole concept of penis size is going to change radically forever

>Oh my god, such a hard life
>everybody thinks my dick is big
>but it's only average

Meanwhile my family was killed in Munich, get REAL PROBLEMS FAGGOT!!!

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No, Hans, what xe wrote is what xe meant.

>tfw white male and 7x6.5 when erect

It's literally impossible to not pleasure a woman with this dick. Long but not too long to ride, perfect for fucking in pretty much any position. Thick as fuck so it's constantly pleasurable no matter what you do with it.

Stay jelly.

so we need to push the BBC myth even further to give more blacks a inferior complex/depressions

erectile dysfunction

a german would know the difference... smmfh

We make an incision above your cock and slide in and wrap a sleeve around your inner scrotum to make it thicker and extend it. It's ridiculously simple.

It just took forever for them to figure out how to do this without it leading to infections and nerve damage

If ever removed will the size remain?

>talking about your dick with a bunch of guys
Pretty gay desu, stay away from me.

No, we still need to dismiss it, as long as the myth persists then more white girls are gonna fuck black guys. This is just a nice side effect of the myth, it's still overall a negative.

Stay mad smalldick.

>wrap a sleeve around your inner scrotum

you fucking WHAT? That sounds horrific. Wouldn't that clamp down on your balls?

Why even do the sleeve? to anchor it?

It'd probably heal all fucked up

If you have it for a couple of years you'd probably be permanently larger even without it, due to the constant stretching that has occurred. But the whole point is to leave it in. You can't feel it inside you and from the exterior it feels exactly the same. It's actually better than a boob job because you can easily tell fake boobs apart from natural boobs but there's really no way of telling a surgically enlarged penis apart from a natural penis, except for a tiny scar which will be hidden under your pubic hair regardless

It would take me like multiple paragraphs to explain the whole procedure to you from my professional experience. Just google it

I'm white but I try to convince women I'm Asian

what are the chances of something going horribly wrong and losing your dick?

Sounds like an awesome deal my friend.

My dick is straight and goes straight up, like it points north. I've never actually measured it because I didn't want to know. It's probably like 5 inches, but the real problem is the girth. I've had girls literally sigh after grabbing my dick and I've seen the look of disappointment on their faces when I pull my pants down, it's rough. Also thank you for answering.

interesting. I wonder if the Jews has this planned from the get-go

>BBC fetish in porn
>leads to unrealistic expectations on black guys
>feeling of inferiority among white guys
>dick enlargement surgery becomes a thing
>every bluepill with a dick buys it

I wouldn't doubt it's like those genetically engineered mosquitos they use in Africa, where the second generation of offspring either impotent or just totally sterile. they've also started genetically engineering fish that are like half male-half female. some weird shit.

anyway, the guys with non horse-dicks won't reproduce anywhere near as much, and the guys with meat-swords will have sterile offspring. literally cucking the normal sized dicks guys into being 'breeders' essentially, while the horse-dicks are the 'bulls'

>gotcha again, goy

That looks extremely painful. Did they make it look like that on purpose?

It would be extremely
Painfull

Will this company become publicly traded on the stock market or nah?

>5'9"
>Not even 180 cm in the correct system

Lol manlet
I may be a failed human being but at least I'm taller than you

Actually saying north was stupid, since what I meant was that it practically runs parallel to my body. It hurts to pull it down when it is erect. A women wouldn't be able to give me head while on her knees because it doesn't want to bend down.

They cut the tendon above your dick so it doesn't get up just sort of hangs loose and looks modestly larger. A real man can satisfy a woman with a 4 inch dick.

How would it effect the foreskin

How do you even add length? Soft tissue is hard to work with. How much length DO you even add?

Why are you people so obsessed with black peoples sexual organs?

It sounds ridiculously risky for relatively little gain. I'm almost certain some individuals get striae like females do with breast implants. The tissue on the shaft is only millimeters thick, I think there'd be a risk of tearing. Plus you're really rolling the dice during the healing process. Couldn't the swelling after the procedure lead to some sort of compartment syndrome? Do you give steroids after to reduce swelling? What's the worst complication you've seen?

This, this, a thousand times this.

That's not a penis model in OP's picture.

Also, niggers love listening to woman chink doctors in hopes of blacking them.

Niggers.

>implying women won't be running away from guys with fake dicks just as we run away from women with fake boobs
I'd submit myself to modification but in no way this kind of modification. I'm thinking H+. If it becomes a thing while I'm still alive.

3% of infection

0% chance of permanent damage unless your surgeon is drunk or something

You're a big guy

People taking this bait. I'd buy you a beer if I could.

I forgot to ask do you have to be circumsized?

i didnt know this existed wtf how come everyone doesnt have a 10 incher then if its only 5 or 10 k

>A real man can satisfy a woman with a 4 inch dick
It's not so much the length, its the girth. I can stick my dick inside a toilet paper roll, no problem. I don't want a monster dick, just something that won't be freakishly small. My dick goes straight up, if they cut my dick and it runs parallel to the ground that would be fine as long as it doesn't just dangle to the ground.

>nose job

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links with serious explanation pls

>Be uncut
>Sign up for a penis enlargement
>They put you to sleep
>Wake up
>No foreskin
Gotcha again goy

You should try to soften your curvature first. Keep bending it into the opposite direction, look into jelqing or into one of those extension devices for peyronie's disease. If your curvature is too extreme it could make performing surgery on you very difficult. But like I said I'm pretty sure in a few more years this type of surgery is gonna be so common and widespread they'll be able to do anything with a penis.

>going to this shit to appeal to the worst generation of women that ever existed

BBC is a myth to make a certain group feel better about having shit for brains

that pic made me gag

Please tell me what office you work at or at least a hint or recommendation to somewhere or a good surgeon. I don't want to take any chances with my willie, thanks.

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Get used to it. It's PROGRESSIVE

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>blacks
>being able to afford plastic surgery
>anecdote
>no source
>still thinking blacks don't have average to above average cocks
>still thinking that non-whites are disappointed when they watch that smooth, dark, high contrast cock slide into them
>still thinking a black man would EVER be seen walking into a plastic surgery clinic

i'd like to come up with a parallel reality about the BBC too but it just doesn't exist. IT DOESNT EXIST

Damn, I actually thought that was a good thing. It's the only thing I thought women actually liked about it. So I want it to point straight away from me, parallel to the ground? Thanks again for the help.

No. It's a surgical procedure, not a product. But you might want to look into companies that deal with the plastic surgery industry, provide supplies etc. That shit is going to explode. Also condom manufacturers which tailor to bigger dicks.

What the fuck is wrong with manlets

I was reading some stuff, why is it required to be circumsized?

You have to be circumcised for the surgery. Our surgeons do circumcisions too though so you can get both done in one setting.

>if you're Black with an average or below average dick, dating outside of your race is basically impossible.
It's natural to find your own race the most attractive anyway.

Look at the posts by my id, I'm dead serious and I'm not white. So stop trolling this thread because I need legit help.

The average black dick is still 10x the size of white micropenis

2-3 inches is the max for length. With girth you can go as crazy as you want, technically.

Because the sleeve is attached to your inner scrotum and pushes and places the part of your scrotum inside your body outwards.

Another jewish trick to gather more foreskins

this is the destiny of betas : to try to fulfill whatever fantasy women have

That device is called the Penuma. It's a pretty neat device, that for the most part has a good reputation. There have been at least 3 difference cases of it going wrong, but otherwise, it's apparently very good.

However, it is only performed by ONE doctor in the world. This is because technically, the device is not FDA approved. You can read more about it here:

gq.com/story/penis-enlargement-surgery

Yes.