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How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman?
None

Potatoes

We already did.

Just as I expected. Now we need the Guinness

I cant.

I hate being an anglo in the United States. Women only want the irish seed. I try to talk to women but all of them laugh at me for being english.

My grandfather came here for the american dream but there is no american dream here for me. How am i to find happiness when i will always live in the Irish American shadow.

ur great sorry we couldn't save you senpai

Get out of Boston, I think that might help

You don't even have control over all Ireland

They are everywhere. In every direction you turn no matter which state there will be an Irishman being more charming, better looking, and more witty than i will ever be.

The Irish have won the American breeding war and established dominance in the white race.

Northern Ireland is a shithole, only good thing about it is that there's no shitskins

There can't be any in California, Irish people can't stand that heat

After last year's referendum, the green needs to be permenantly removed.

West coast is unlivable for anyone with a brain

>shithole
>no shitskins

DOES NOT COMPUTE

Kek wills it

Siberia has zero darkies (or zero ANYONE) but it's still a hellhole.

did you enjoy the flag burning on the 12th july op?

also...a country surrounded by water, with endless fishing possible. it was the potato that broke ireland, fucking idiots, learn to fish, cunts. no wonder the irish are the butt of jokes

Roasted potatoes are the greatest

>not wanting to live in said hellhole with a siberian qt

At least you're not Latvia.

>Irish
>white

>Go to kiss wife
>Tongue freezes
>try to fuck wife
>Wife is iceblock
>dick freezes

jajajajajajajajajaja

I prefer my potatoes fried

Manolo what the fuck u doing in ibiza?

I was never fond of spaghetti.