/afl/ Round 1

Richmond vs. Carlton tonight

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who /dabloos/ here?

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Basedmond lads

Why the fuck is this still the season opener? It's always disappointing.

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Tipping code
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Join up lads

no you kicked me out last time and im still mad

I didn't kick you out conbitch, I didn't start the league last time

sorry for the false accusation

HEAVE HO UNNA

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guaranteed big crowd

Basedbane tbqh lads.

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>Bulldogs say Katie Brennan's suspension breaches the Sexual Discrimination Act.
Women really do ruin everything

please tell me you're joking.

holy fuck you aren't joking. What a bunch of insufferable cunts, their last ditch defence is "but I'm a woman". I am BEYOND seething right now.

>opening game of the season
>thread up for 3 hours
>13 replies
>7 posters
>last post was 20 minutes ago
KEK.

Nice poomunity you have here.

>thread made by a paedophile tripfaggot

JUST

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hahaha well deserved faggot

>cuckdogs
Truly pathetic

Been waiting since the end of the season to come back.

Nice to be with you cunts again. Can't wait to see the bloos get demolished by the tiggs

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>APPEAL FAILED
HAHAHHA
GET FUCKED YOU SKANK
REAL FOOTY STARTS TODAY

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same lad, can't wait to shitpost with you chaps again

What tipping place?

>Reality Cunt on aborted narrative watch

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based richo

Just cruising the school areas for a nice little piece before the game lads

based FRED poster

Please don't go 0-6 again

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Will reality cunt outscore last year's incorrect prediction tally of 131?
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BASED

honest question, why do the Swans never really get any coverage regardless of how they're going. I mean I get there was maybe a week or 2 last season when they shit the bed the first 6 games but after their "meeting where home truths were aired" they pretty much went under the radar again. I see this year in and year out, it's very little coverage until "on snap Sydney in the 8 AGAIN, wonder how they'll do"

They do get good coverage for a non-vic team, they are pretty well respected.

OH NO NO NO NO NOOOOOOO
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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>Bulldogs considering going to court
kek

Kek

KEK

ahh ok, maybe I'm just not watching the right media. I think being in Perth everyone is just jerking constantly over Iggs/Freo non-stop too

What do you call this hairstyle?

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JOIN THE FUCKING SUPERCOACH YOU CUNTS

Good coverage but you got to remember it is mainly Victorian teams who get the full coverage. Isn't most reporters or analysts just former Victorian team players?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Not even someone "pretending to be retarded" could be this consistently bad. ROPE YOURSELF CON STAVROS

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>The Bulldogs’ case was dismissed on all four counts as the club put forward a case underlined by sexual discrimination.
>SEXUAL DISCRIMINATION
OH NO NO NO

It doesn't even make any fucking sense when it's all women involved.

unemployable

I wouldn't know the numbers well enough to guess but you are probably right, they do try and get "past greats of the game" to do their apprenticeship as boundary rider or colour commentary and see where that takes them though. Hell even current players like Dangercunt are doing as much media as possible to make the post footy transition

>crying about sexism
You'd never see BIG STRONG Basedbane women degrading themselves like this.

dreadlocks

I can not WAIT until Gil realises that having cunts chimp out at every piece of constructive criticism and shit all over the established rules of the league by entertaining the idea of GOING TO COURT was a mistake and he's royally fucked up. Women and Victoria were a mistake.

It's because there are no fines in AFLW so you get suspended instead. Still retarded.

My car's fuel gauge is right on the left line at 'empty' and the trip indicator says 0km. What are the chances of making it to a servo 5km away?

>reality cunt competes against kiss of death in tipping
>kiss of death wins

How the fuck do you run out of petrol?

>force womens league down everyones throat
>use tons of resources on it
>promote it heavily when no one asked for it
>everyone has to pretend they play like 8 year olds

S E X U A L D I S C R I M I N A T I O N

dropped a 32.5kg dumbbell on my iPhone 6s plus at the gym today unfortunately lads

I'm indigenous.

what snacks are you lads eating tonight?

Just piss into the tank then. Should be high enough petrol content.

pussy

pussy

pizza shapes, bottle of scotch and 2 pies

Toddler pussy

lads
LADS
Richmond mens vs. Brisbane/Bulldogs womens
How high is Richmond's score considering the women won't score at all?

Which Carlton/ Richmond players should I have in my SC team?

Shapes and a pizza.

what flavour shapes

pizza

assuming they play seriously then the women's team will forfeit by qtr time due to not being able to field a full team due to injuries and the score being 90-0

bit redundant.

Lads should I invite /nrl/ to join our league so we can fill up all the spots?

>not putting pizza shapes on your pizza for extra crunch
and you call yourself American

cheezels

no one cares about your poverty league

m8 you got to go for it.

give me chicken crimpy or give me death.

Mate they will come to us as they go to their stadiums. Nothing.

>mfw women are so gullible the kike lawyers are racking up shekels possibly taking a dead case to court

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Footy's back

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do they even make these still? just reading those words took me way back

>Richmond put out their strongest 18
>Bulldogs field 15 randoms
>Size five ball, 20 minutes quarters with time-on
>Ball-up in the middle
>Richmond rush it forward and kick the first goal
>two Bulldogs players have to be taken from the field
>Ball-up, goal
>Ball-up, goal
>Bulldogs manage three possessions for the entire quarter, all kickouts, Richmond have 200, all but ten of them being kicks
>Quarter time
>Richmond lead 28.3 (171) to Bulldogs 0.0 (0)
>Bulldogs down to eight fresh legs
>game continues because muh gender equality
>Richmond wins 142.27 (879) to Bulldogs 0.0 (0)
>AFL House sued for discrimination
>result overturned in Bulldogs favor
>Battle of the Sexes movie remade
>4% on RT
>Sup Forums shops Sneed onto it

literally the worst flavour besides savoury

>>Bulldogs manage three possessions for the entire quarter, all kickouts

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savoury and chicken crimpy are for a refined palate... bbq and pizza are for primary school lunches

hey you're not american

Wouldn't be using iSelect in the future if I were you guys

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nacho cheese > all shapes

yikes!

Sexist, it's been back for months

proxy off you fraud

never have, never will now.

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>m8s dont want to go to the footy tomorrow

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NEED 4 MORE TEAMS

JOIN SUPERCOACH FUCKING DICKHEADS

Teams were supposed to be out 10 minutes ago

What's taking so long?

this wtf

what game? tell them they are fuckin poofs regardless it's round one you gotta show up.

What happens if it's not filled by round 1?

think sc fills it up with randoms

NIC NAT PLAYING ON SUNDAY WATCH OUT SWANS FAGGOTS

>coles self check out was closed
>had to go through checkout with 10 pack of small condoms

fucked me up

based

I don't wanna go with my mates tomorrow

Hey dudes!

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Hope you ready to lose him again.

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