Wake up with sore throat

>wake up with sore throat
>see this on the floor

wat do

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Immediately rush to the emergency room

Wait for the alium to pop out and fug it's boipucci

Never noticed the fingernails on it

It got its nails did

masturbate profusely into it

Put it back on my face.

to grab the space axe

jump in my surgery pod

>38 year old movie
>still discover new things
Wew lad. I also became aware last year that the xenomorph has 6 fingers.

What would you tell them in order to get it out of you?

Assuming you have 2 hours tops before you die/mortally wounded

AYO HOL UP, THERE BE A MOTHAFUCKIN THANG INSIDE ME

HEEEEEEEEEEEELP

I'd just bring the thing with me.

Pretty sure if I show up in the ER with a fucking alien they'll give me an MRI at least.

Slap it's gf on the ass.

Can you get the Xenomorph out of you?

BRAVO CAMERON

take the specimen and send it to science for study

Where is the embryo deposited? It's gotta be in the lungs, right? If so you're pretty much fucked.

Top fucking Kek

>"so uh, you've seen alien right?"
>holds up facehugger
>Doctor: "say no more famalam"

I imagined it and I bet that's what it feels like when a girl wakes up in a frat house surrounded by used condoms

like i wonder what kind of hellspawn is growing inside of me and whehter its black

This, get to a hospital as quickly as you can.

Though most of the lore Aliens/Alien Resurrection shows that a human will die even when a alien is surgically removed.

Ripley only survived in Alien Resurrection because she wasn't human.

But at least i'd be sedated rather then awake with something ripping out of me.

I don't see why not, Shaw got her squid thing out

It would be a pretty basic operation with some anesthesia, especially considering it's probably in the stomach, not inside the tissues of the body.

thanks for never disappointing me, Sup Forums

Well that's all well and good but I don't believe in abortion thanks very much

You probably only have a few hours after you wake up. I don't know if doctors could x-ray you and all that shit to confirm your story before it popped out

I have never watched any of the Alien movies. What is the correct order that I should be watching them in?

Please make sure you provide me with a Patrician order so I may enjoy them.

Smoke a shitload of weed and then break my ribs and make a deep cut down the center of my chest.

It stands to reason that it will take the path of least resistance so if my ribs are broken and my skin is cut open it'll just wriggle it's way out, and I'll be so high I won't panic and bleed out or go into shock.

this.wtf

Alien, then Aliens, then stop.

Resurrection, AvP, wait until Covenant comes out and watch that, then finish with Prometheus. All the others are pretty much non canon thank God.

Release order. Then Prometheus. It's kino

Just shoot myself.

He needs to play Colonial Marines too. It's an integral part of the Alien lore.

I think "FINNA BE A MUFFUGIN THANG INSIDE ME" reads better

Predator > Predator 2 > AVP 1 > AVP 2 > Prometheus > Covenent > Alien > Aliens > end

especially in an american hospital.

you'd be in the ER for 4 hours before even seeing a doctor.

Alien, Aliens, Alien 3, Alien Resurrection, Promethus. Quality drops off noticeably after Aliens.

listen to

The rest are trolling.

take an antacid

Walk the dinosaur.

>tell them need an xray immediately
>say they can fit me in in a week
>tell them I'll pay anything
>they ask for proof
>fail to produce platinum tier insurance or cash
>get kicked out on my ass
>subsequently die and humanity goes extinct within a few years

First you do the theatrical cut of Alien and then the special edition cut of Aliens. Then you stop.

Try to find the nearest Xeno hive, they wont attack you if you are impregnated so i could get super close to the queen and just blow my self up.

Alien Director's Cut
Aliens Extended Cut
Buy a PS4 and play Alien Isolation
Prometheus
Alien: Covenant

Skip 3 and Resurrection

What if it fucked you in the ass instead?

Shhhhh, don't ruin it

>Tfw when they fucking grab you and use their huge retractable bbcs to wrap you in thick ropes of cum and stick you to the wall. All while you're screaming your brains out.

>All while you're screaming you're cumming thunderously*

Ew no, Xenos deserve to be eradicated

They need to be did!

No, they've explained how the alien forms in the body and it fucks up all your organs in the process. It takes a significant amount of effort to fix the damage it does to your body even before bursting out, with modern medicine it would be impossible.

Ingest large amounts of spicy food and vodka.

masturbate vigorously at the thought of being helplessly raped

vick vaporub

>pic very related

the facehugger concept is homophobic desu

where is the outcry over that?

...

This, the pacing in the theatrical cut of the first movie is way better

Mah nigger

order some spicy food

Damn. I got fucked real good and didn't even realize it!

serve it as a special in my movie theare

Get him out of there the honorabru way

Rape the girl next door.

Do you think we'll ever get an ALIENS vs PREDATORS?

I liked the first two. The second one ironically.

blow my savings and take a one way plane trip to mecca

Go on...

You were saying?..

Convert to Islam, go on the Hajj.

buy some vomit pills, how hard can it be?

>this is the thing that bursts out of her chest

(*_*)

>most basement-dwellers in this thread
>"Gosh. I guess I'm technically not a virgin anymore!"

Congratulations, you are no longer a virgin, user!

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Cook that thing.

Alien
Aliens
play Alien: Isolation if you're into vidya
Prometheus
Alien: Covenant once it's out

skip the rest

wtf would it taste like

just eat a pile of salt and drink water

Watch Alien and Aliens first, and see if you like them enough to keep going.

Alien series weirdly mirrors the Terminator series, if you've seen those

>first and second movies are considered very good/classics, everything after them ranges from mediocre to complete garbage
>James Cameron is involved with both
>first movie is smaller scale, more horror, less action
>second movie is larger scale/budget, more action, less horror

I'm pro life, wtf do you mean what would I do

smoke a ton of cigarettes to kill the baby

AvPR is better than AvP and captures the same level of horror(/terror/fright or whatever you want to call it) as the original Alien.

Really overdone shrimp that's been marinated in battery acid

blow my brains off

Thank you my dude

That's just shit from Colonial Marines which is likely not canon

As much as I hate alien three at the end Weyland-Yutani says that he can help get the thing out of Ripley so that's anything I'll just go to Weyland-Yutani Corporation will take the mother fucker out and I don't care if they use it as a biochemical weapon I don't give shit about other people's lives fuck that shit.

This desu. You're already fucked, don't spread Zeno filth.

robonigga was lying to lure her in, they'd kill her

What are the chances characters will have logical behaviour and consistent motivations this time around?

>nuke the site from orbit, it's the only way to be sure

Kind of sad this hasn't been posted yet.

>>wake up with sore throat
>>see this on the floor

I feel like this would work great with some BLACKED bait.

Can the alien be removed like in prometheus?

You're a massive contrarian.

GIGER YOU SLEAZY FUCK

Jump in front of a car

Look for the nearest Prometheus and place my stomach right behind him so when Alien bursts out it fucks him up good ese

You only have about an hour (two max) before the thing bursts out.

Unless the hospital knows immediately what is going on and operates post haste, you're fucked. No hospital is going to crack someones chest without a significant lead in time. The travel time there and the required MRI scan you would have to do would eat up to much time.

Also, isn't the embryo basically a form of genetic cancer? Where it will eventually reform even in the even the original was removed? aka you are fucked regardless unless you go full cyrosleep.