OFFICIAL POLICE CHASEB OWL Sup Forums IS BACK EDITION!

WE HAVE A POLICE CHASE

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already stopped. looks like it's oger already

MODS BETTER NOT FUCK THIS UP

HE IS DRIVING AGAIN

nope not ogre hes going again

Also,

>in front of NRG stadium

WE ON TOPIC NOW

oh shit, early morning chaseb owl

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We got an OJ here
>tejas

>fucking OJing during rushhour

madman

HEADLINE:Rockets fan leads police on slow speed chase in attempt to make out with James Harden

yeah looks like he gives it another go.
>tier status: rekt

>not just shooting him already
wtf i hate texas now

Traffic cam ready for shots to be fired

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Did he run on spikes or

>police chase thread alive for 9 minutes
>only 12 posts

rip this board and all of these goddamn newfags

oh shit he has a blown tire?

Yeah back left tire blown out

>face officers
>about to get lit up
>ohshitohshitohshit
>turns around

its the fucking morning on thursday

I don't get the US style of policing. Normally it's
>hey stop, proceed to mag dump
every single chase owl:
>8-20 police cars patiently following a car till the drivers surrenders or runs out of gas

ABSOLUTE MADMAN

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nigga on a police chase in a smartcar

what the fuck are the cops doing? also that dumb fugitive could just walk (not run) and be quicker

>the absolute state of American "police"

Just go and get him. This is worse than that gif of Brit police trying to get the knife off the guy.

ABSOLUTE MADMAN

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You're only allowed to murder citizens if its not filmed, basically.

Once you are on tape, you're fucked, and police instantly change behavior when cameras appear

If that helicopter weren't there this guy would have six holes in the back of head

Houston police is getting a report that the driver has a bomb in the car.

Source: twitter

WE LEXPLORER NOW

GHOST RIDE THE WHIP

holy shit. I live in Port Arthur and this guy has been driving into Houston since BAYTOWN?

Holy fuck.

brown people were killing randoms and themselves so often in high speed police chases that states and municipalities have been passing all these cucked ass laws about police chases. Surprised texas is this cucked though.

Oh ok. So a few cameras present change the entire thing. Thanks for the info lad.

>male reportedly pistol whipped a female

Will he shoot himself like one of the other police chases we watched?

*pistol whips everyone in the thread*

why is he going so slow?

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>sidewalks and school busses
>now this

God dammit this would have been great earlier

This is the maximum speed cars go with an average sized American at the wheel.

he seems to have a flat tyre

>TNTexas

>be dumbasses who think guns will save them from guberment
>get bombed to death by random assholes

one of the wheels is about to fall off

To all of our newfag friends let me explain this thread.

6 to 7 years ago, threads like police chases, tornado chaser, and the price is right threads were very popular in their attempts to kill some time before actual sports happened.

Sup Forums really was the cutting edge of this site.

Wow an amazing block from the cops there.

HE STOPPED

WE RIFLE NOW

Because he's asian and he's in the express lane.

Now this is shitposting.

Sure I'll stop and get out of the car

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THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN

lmao owned bitch

>be Texan
>have no workplace protection laws and vote to outlaw your own unions
>get stuck in meme car chase traffic one day after showing up to work at your petro factory for ten years, never taking any vacation time
>get instantly fired with no recourse

AHAHAHAHAHAHAH

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Why don’t they just pit him

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It requires skilled drivers to pull that stunt.

inb4 he jumps off the bridge

THE MADMANS GONNA JUMP

HES GOING TO JUMP

they already did and it only works at high speed

This. I think he's done.

slowest car chase in history

>finding a nice spot to jump from

Don't do it m8.

BAH GAWD IT'S STONE COLD IN A ZAMBONI

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it's a mpg run

YOU CAN DO IT

JUST 153 HOURS TO THE BORDER

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>Sup Forums - Sports

>gets out to jump off the bridge
>gets shot

why are they going so slowly? what's happening

lads i think hes trying to lure the police closer to him

motorsports

there have probably been about 13 chases in LA in the last two months and other than the guy driving into the subway tunnel there, their chases have been boring

even though its slow speed, i give this chase an 8/10 unless they shoot him on live tv obviously 10/10

>sideways peru (gay)
Police Chase is a sport

>Texan infrastructure

>Surprised texas is this cucked though.
>implying red states aren't the most cucked states in the entire US.

>the front view
top kek, looks like the autobahn when the dutch holidays start

car chases are americas greatest sport

eat my ass

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why don't the police just block his path and make him stop?

Pretty much. Right-to-work laws are cucked red-state bullshit.

Wake me up when someone gets shot

nice snail race

we know nordic combination with skijumping and cross-country skiing.
why not invent american combination with car chases and school shootings?

so uhhh mods?

because he would then shoot
most of the time these chases stop when the dude just stop
they are letting him calm down actually

>see car driving 10kmh followed by 20 police cars
>get out of car to watch

they're still waiting for the stealth fighter to free the shit out of him

at least it's more exiciting than current NASCAR

THIS SHIT BETTER NOT END UNDER THE BRIDGE

Good job at showing how new you are faggot

possibly armed, cops are cowards and wont risk getting shot/rammed


>K-9 unit ready
This is gonna be good

and off he goes again
>unironically more exciting than F1

I'LL BE SO QUICK AS A FLASH

incredible how the presenters use the phrase ‘pistol whipped’ so nonchalantly

chasebowls have been around as long a Sup Forums itself

same amount of passing actually

Potential of him shooting an officer or himself

this is why you need permanent 4wd when you want to run from the cops. what a noobie.

its texas

SWERVED AROUND THE SPIKE STRIPS

LEGENDARY

DOGDED AGAIN

look how cool this nigga is
ain't no hurry to go to jail, show off that fucking nice ass car bruh

call in your own bomb threat on your own car so that fucking pigs don't bother you, brilliant

thats like the third spike strips hes avoided

yeah it's like they're used to it

>muffled "always look on the bright side of life" in the distance