Tfw too smart to criticise Mourinho

>tfw too smart to criticise Mourinho
ABUs are LITERALLY brainlets

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How do people without brains look like

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im sure that team was not in transition 2 weeks ago

>samefagging yourself

How triggered has the Romanian got you

I agree another £500m and the team would start to resemble something like a league contender

I am just replying to myself exactly as you do, unpaid janitor

>in transition for almost 5 seasons now
I guess he could have meant a gradual transition to mediocrity.

Based.

>says he needs to reshape an entire squad
>Instead of buying 4 good players for 50m each, spunks 200m on striker and dab-babby
>Who coincidentally are attacking minded players who have not really ever had any defensive responsibility, but try to shoehorn them into your bus anyway
>Complain you don't have enough money available to bring in enough players

Who's the real brainlet here?

Mkhi was poor and the team needed a LB, also a CM and possibly a CB.

2nd is the best since Fergie.

This, after another £500m they will be a solid no 2 in the league and if they spend another £500m the year after they certainly be a contender. With the great training and coaching of Mouyes they will certainly transition after another £500m in the 3rd year and win the title.

>Who's the real brainlet here?
Idiots who buy into his excuses. Don't forget the "sweetest orange" Sanchez

>waah can't play as a CM in a 4-2-3-1, it's too hard!

Sorry has the league finished yet? Are Yanited not a wobbly shithouse in poor form?

Of course everybody knows the team is in transition and that united lost it's wining mentality along with saf, but signing the likes of Lindelof? Kek

new signing boys

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>team is in “transition”
>this type of patience was never extended to moyes
MOYES DID NOTHING WRONG

>Are Yanited not a wobbly shithouse in poor form?
Not really. If they get 2nd it is by far the best.

Lukaku, Pogba, Ibra, Bailly, Matic and Sanchez were all good signings though. Lindelof still has time.

Only need another 5x 6'3 players with good pace but questionable technical ability/work rate and we're golden senpai

Moyes also suffered from Giggs undermining him with his own power play to be Fergie's true successor.

got you fæm

Mou really getting desperate if he's resorting to brainlet posting.

>Conceding 3 more goals than City
>Scoring 27 less goals than City
>Sign Stormzy, Dabking, the sweetest orange (i'm totally sticking it to Pep hehehe)

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Should have given it Giggseh when they had the chance

Ryan Giggs managerial record
>won 100% of games played
>scored 6
>conceded 0 (zero) goals

>technical ability
Not needed in a counter-attacking side.

>work rate
Don't need that when you don't care about possession.

>5x 6'3 players with good pace
Pace and power is what the English game is all about.

I'm convinced. Sign him for a 25 year contract.

skysports.com/football/news/15115/11298831/has-jose-improved-man-utd

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Jose Mourinho. The football tactics are extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of Catenaccio most of the tactics will go over a typical viewer’s head. There’s also Jose's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Football and Chess: Tactics, Strategy, Beauty by Adam Wells , for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these tactics, to realise that they’re not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Jose Mourinho truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the humour in Jose's existential catchphrase “Football Tradition,” which itself is a cryptic reference to diamond 4-4-2 formation. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Mourinho's genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them.
And yes, by the way, i DO bus tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for the ladies’ eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they’re within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid

*do have fug

>Not needed in a counter-attacking side.
I think City and Liverpool prove that wrong so far this season (yes they are counter attacking sides, just from higher up the pitch when not in possession)
>Don't need that when you don't care about possession.
Work rate isn't just unga bunga me win tackle
>Pace and power is what the English game is all about.
Poop says hi

Jose isn't your time on international break better spent working out how to actually get your collection of individuals to perform relative to its talent and investment

Instead of you know, shitposting on a Laotian basket weaving Forum

>I think City and Liverpool prove that wrong so far this season (yes they are counter attacking sides, just from higher up the pitch when not in possession)
Then not in a sit deep and counter side like Chelsea/Man Utd.

>Work rate isn't just unga bunga me win tackle
Define it.

>Poop says hi
For sure but Mourinho is bringing in players that the English should love.

Are they transitioning into the women's league?

wew
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And the cuckstomers are lapping this shit right up.

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>i watch 10-20 womens games a week
that's a lot of women's games

for mou

>I watch 10-20 womens games a week

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I guess he got it wrong. The rest of his post is even worse, 2bh.

>implying mou wont pull a mou and quit next season 3 months in