/180/: UNIBET PREMIER LEAGUE DARTS NIGHT 8

Scotland welcomes Premier League Darts for the first time this season with Glasgow hosting the 7th round of fixtures.

A first-timers' match with only one desired winner kicks things off with everyone's favourite unorthodox Serbo-Austrian Mensur Suljovic up against that sulking Ulsterman in Daryl Gurney. With both players on 4 points and only outside the relegation zone on leg difference, this is a hugely important game. The Gentle crucially has managed to win games in the PLD, something Superchin has amazingly failed to do so far.

The match of the evening follows with the Michael derby between first and second. Van Gerwen and Smith's last PLD meeting was in Aberdeen 2 years ago and saw the Dutchman record the highest ever TV average of 123.40, and come into this separated by just 1 leg. Bully Boy is a far more mature player now than he was then, but despite his haul of 10 points has never looked that convincing.

The middle fixture is a clash between gladiators in glasses with homeland hero Gary Anderson against Australia's Simon Whitlock. Owing to the short-sightedness of thousands of pissed-up Scots, the Wizard will be jeered and booed to buggery and this could put him off. A Flying Scotsman success is key if he's to get away from the relegation zone.

The other Scotsman on the card is next up as out-of-form Peter Wright plays Dutch legend Raymond van Barneveld. Snakebite is in danger of being relegated for the first time since 2015 owing to a dramatic collapse in performance, culminating in a shoulder problem last week. A win for RVB could see him end the night

Closing the action is a battle between the other two debutants in reigning World Champion Rob Cross and whining Welsh roidlet Gerwyn Price. Voltage produced an astounding 106 average last week, and a repeat of this will surely be the first nail in the Iceman's PL coffin; even a draw won't realistically be enough for Price.

Coverage starts from 7:00pm UK time on Sky Sports Action.

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>Tonight's fixtures (7:00pm GMT start, all matches best of 12 legs)
Daryl "Sweet C4-line" Gurney v Mensur "DIE MEISTER, DIE BESTEN" Suljovic
MvGOAuTism v Michael "Snackpot 2.0" Smith
Gary "Big Game Counter" Anderson v STRAYA
Barney v Snakeshite
Rob "BAuLDtism" Cross v Gerwyn "Gurning" Price

>Week 8 preview
pdc.tv/news/2018/03/21/unibet-premier-league-glasgow-preview

>Week 7 review
pdc.tv/news/2018/03/15/2018-unibet-premier-league-nottingham

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Another two Players Championship Events were held this past weekend in Milton Keynes.

Saturday demonstrated the time old adage of "trebles for show, doubles for dough" as Michael van Gerwen came out on top once again despite being outscored twice. Rapid Ricky Evans took MVG to a decider in the first round, but despite averaging 101 didn't get a match dart. The Dutchman dropped 8 legs over the next 3 games before coming up against Gary Anderson who was on a 27 match unbeaten run. 7 legs later, it was over; Gando averaged 108 to Michael's 103 but crucially hit only 14% of his doubles. MVG got to the final after beating James Wade in a typically close encounter, but the bottom half of the draw saw a seed massacre; only 3 of the 16 made the last 32 and none made the last 16. The lucky winner from this half was Bedlington's Chris Dobey, who had already taken out James Wilson and Dave Chisnall before the last 16 and then made it into just his second ranking final with a 112 out in the last leg against Ryan Searle. However, despite a ridiculous 110 average that was 10 points higher than MVG's and included a 10 darter with his opponent back on 323, Hollywood only finished 13% of his attempts at a finish and lost 6-2.

Sunday saw a season first: neither MVG nor Gando won a Players Championship, both crashing out to hyperspeeders Jermaine Wattimena in the last 64 and Rapid Ricky in the last 32 respectively. So who came out on top? In an all-English last 4, it wasn't Mervyn King (thank God for that). It also wasn't James Wilson, who made the semifinals and looked ominous for a place in the final but went down to Chizzy. However, it wasn't Dim Dave either. In true Chizzy style, the simpleton blew a bull shot for the match in the 10th leg and then lost throw by kicking off with 44 and allowing Stoke dab master Ian White to claim his first ranking title in 2 years.

Here's Gerwyn Price whining again after he lost to Mickey Mansell in round 1 on Saturday. Please quit darts.

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>A win for RVB could see him end the night third
that should have said in the OP.

>Ian White to claim his first ranking title in 2 years

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>Here's Gerwyn Price whining again after he lost to Mickey Mansell in round 1 on Saturday. Please quit darts.
Someone replied: Come on mate it's your first Premier League (or something)
And Price replied: And last.
(kek)

Moaning cunt should just follow through with his plan.

Haha time for /180/
>Stoke dab master Ian White to claim his first ranking title in 2 years.
Fucking nice

lel

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does "relegation" in PL actually count? Like if Wright were to get relegated, can he not come back next season?

No.

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They get eliminated but there's nothing to stop them coming back the next year if they qualify / PDC select them.

And we're on now.

I miss THE GREATEST YEAR OF HIS LIFE

>roidlet 500/1
>everyone else under 100

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SIMPLY THE MENS

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RARE "LIVE IS LIFE" OUTING

Holy shit, Live Is Life is back!

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Simply the Best is a massive Rangers abthem, no surprise he changed it for this week. Would get booed to fuck

Huns btfo

gurney rushing to the stage faster than aidey to the buffet

Gurney should embrace being a heel and get rid of his current walk-on song.

>gurney already being jeered
crowd confirmed catholics

>mensur averaging under 80

...hol' up

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>staying on treble 20 when you have 178 left
why

>Comes to a time where the game becomes boring and you don't care if you win or lose
He surely refers to his matchup tonight against Cross.

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Elsewhere, Pheeel started his professional post darts career with a trip to Japan where he was runner-up in the soft-tip "SuperDarts", losing to Haruki Muramatsu in the final.

>losing to a tranny
>pheel

any streams? goldenarrows isn't working for me

>prods

>Supercunt break
It's ogre

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BIG BREAK

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>first dart at a double to break
Is this the moment Gurney FINALLY wins a PLD game?

bosscast.net/ch_a.php?34

IT IS
IT IS
IT IS

Now only Price can join the Kim Huybrechts Club of 0 Wins.

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Mensur looking uncomfortable. Fuck Gurney, though.

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He should join the superior BDO.

>being a bus wanker on the way home from work

I assume Mensur choked?

Gurney wasn't giving Mensur chances to finish.

54% finishing rate from Chin.

didnt play his best, was 3-3 then gurney broke and then hit a 180 start of next leg.

has rod been smoking russ's gravel cigars

SHUT UP AND EAT WITH ME

OOOOOOOOH MICHAEL VAN GERWEN

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>orange man wearing green
weegie heads will explode

Van gerwen getting booed

Bet he loses now. Always bottles it when he gets booed

You could be right.

>MVG on 290 after 9

>both averaging under 90

Smith bottling it

>blubby boy

148 out of nowhere

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Superb 148 from MVG.

AND HERE COMES THE AUTISM

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Wew

Ouch

>starting 108 on 17s due to being allergic to D16/D8
>completely fuck it up
>blubby

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Poor little Blubber

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>Michael Shith

DAT 107 TO WIN IT

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Holy fuck that was brutal

>winning 7 legs straight after averaging under 90
>end up averaging 102
AUTISMPREVAILSLOL

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he wins when he wants, he wins when he waaaants...

>dat autism banter

Fantastic. LIke watching a sperge with his carer.

Gerkin trolling mardle

>could it be GARY ANDERSON
Fuck off, Shaky Dave.

Every fucking time they go to Glasgow.

>that laugh from Mardell

Cross is about to get PRICED today

>mfw The Wizard upsets the home crowd favourite

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>australian_national_anthem.wav

VEGITIME SANDWICH

ANTHEM

Fun fact: this is not actually the national anthem of australia

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Gando usually seems nervous as fuck in front of his home crowd, good job he's not playing Mensur or another slower player as I could see him dying up there

>booing an Aussie
>Scotland
They hate everyone that's not Gary, don't they.

Stop spreading fake news, it's illegal in your country

>booing Whitlock

Scots confirmed to be scum.

>Where you ever booed?
>Yes, yes, it's when I normally entered the front door and Misses Mardle is standing there

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Gando playing unreal.

Gando for the Worlds again this year then?

>that last dart
Fucking hell, Gando.

>Getting angry because no trebles
>throw last dart away
>miss even big 20
>leave 59
>still win the leg
Only Gando gets away with stuff like this.

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>average 104
>lose

>Whitty

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Almost everybody has played one of their best matches or the tournament and one of their worst against Smith

>Sky audio

>Gando sucking off Pheel again

Shout out for the GOAT.

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That's not Leighton Rees.

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>Scotland's top player
>snakeshite btfo

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muh dick

Already cringing at whatever Snakeshite will have on the side of his head this week. Nicola Sturgeon eating a munchy box?

>this picture

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That's not Les Wallace

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Nothing untoward.

Unlike that night in Liverpool.

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That's one for the youngsters.

>Snakeshite time

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Wasn't that Taylor's night in Fife?