NFL General: The return of Jimmy Handegg

KC:Chiefs add ex-Dolphins RB Damien Williams
FA:Manziel has 'strong day' at San Diego Pro Day
FA:Jets, Browns to host free agent CB EJ Gaines
FA:Brock Osweiler visiting the Dolphins Thursday
TB:Stunner: Giants trade Pierre-Paul to Bucs
SEA:Mike Davis re-signs with Seattle on 1-yr deal
FA:DAL, NYJ, BAL, CLE all interested in Hurns
FA:Frank Gore visiting the Dolphins on Thursday
FA:Manziel will throw at San Diego's Pro Day
JAC:Corey Grant signs second-round tender
FA:Kendall Wright visiting the Chiefs Thursday
CLG:'Overwhelming sense' is Darnold goes No. 1
mock draft
fanspeak.com/ontheclock/

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REEEEEEEEEEEEEE FOR ROQUAN

The New York Giants made Nate Solder the highest paid offensive lineman in the NFL so he can be the 5th best Tackle in the NFC East

Dubs decide which qb the berbs draft

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The Bucs are the worst team in the NFC

lelmar jackson

Manziel

ITT: the one player in the NFL who you would kill to have on your team

for me, it's Bobby Wagner

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Mayfield

Prime Deion

Here's them power rankings
1. Tyron Smith
2. Jason Peters
3. Lane Johnson
4. Trent Williams
5. Nate Solder
6. Morgan Moses
7. La'el Collins
8. Ereck Flowers
Trent Williams and Lane Johnson are really close though. If you want to move one up and one down between those two I have no issues. The rest is pretty set in stone though.

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Mason Rudolph

naa
they could probably beat the tardinals right now
maybe the gnats too

Derek Carr via trade

a waffle

P12

Keuchly

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drew lock in 2019

i would put Peters below Lane just due to age, and put Trent and Lane tied at 2. otherwise it's completely accurate.

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I don't like this pick...I love it.

If we are doing past players its Lawrence Taylor and it isn't even close.

If we are doing current then its Aaron Donald it isn't even close.

Kizer

Kyle Lauletta in the first round
Will be widely criticized

Kyle Lauletta

current

HARD MODE: no QBs

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Raiders
Watt

Jonny Manlel

LAST 2 DIGITS OF YOUR POST IS THE YEAR YOUR TEAM WINS THE OWL

WHAT IS IT

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No QB for you

>le exploding knees man

browns
aaron donald. we'll have potentially the best dline in football with an elite interior rusher

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Derek Carr will still be the QB, throw checkdowns from his wheel chair

>Team
Eagles
>Player
Dak Prescott. He's just so much better than Carson "OW MY KNEE" Wentz

imagine being such a pathetic franchise your greatest accomplishment of the past decade was getting Dubs in the off season

No. 2 passer rating on deep throws with a 127.2 passer rating

No. 3 completion rate on deep throws with a 43.8-percent completion rate

No. 4 percentage of total passing yards accumulated on deep throws with 23.7 percent of total yards accumulated

No. 4 touchdowns per pass attempt on deep throws with a 15.6-percent touchdown rate

The only QB with better deep passing numbers? Alex Smith.

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Uh oh, looks like the Patriots are in for a bit of a drought.

>49ers
past players - Bruce Smith
current - Calais Campbell

I'm an eagles fan, I don't have the oother image, you faggots.

Why did Jerry Richardson decide to sell the Panthers immediately after that hit piece on him came out?

If he had just rode out the storm literally nothing would have happened to him and everyone would have moved on with their lives by now.

>The only QB with better deep passing numbers? Alex Smith.
i nearly choked on my toast
life is the best comedian

And 0 (zero) playoff wins.

Tyron Smith is overrated, fight me. Still probably #1 on that list though.

quit living in the past, grandpa

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>le Hail Mary gay man only slightly better than Jacob Brisket
Wew

remember that time alex smith went a whole year and then some not throwing a TD to a WR?

i know it's true, it jut seems so weird
it's like seeing Kizer lead the legue in completion percentage in 5 years

Reminder that Tin of SKOL is Old Bay, and to not give him (You)s

Raiders

he didn't want to have to deal with the #MeToo warriors

vikings
drew brees
no qb?
taylor lewan

Wrong

says the team that got rid of danny shelton
I know he wasnt an elite pass rusher but dude was solid in the run game

Oh fuck

I was honestly impressed that Kizer got to 22 picks this year. Not something you see too often in today's league.

SILICON VALLEY
APPLE
ROCKY ROAD ICE CREAM
UBER
MY DIVORCE

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What's with people on twitter talking about their wives leaving them on Adam Schefter's twitter feed?

THE 76ERS WILL NOT WIN 40 GAMES
THE FALCONS WILL CRUSH THE EAGLES
>THE FALCONS BLEW IT
THE VIKINGS WILL CRUSH THE EAGLES
>THE VIKINGS BLEW IT
THE PATRIOTS WILL CRUSH THE EAGLES
>THE PATRIOTS BLEW IT
fuck that retard

Last two digits of this post determines how many games the Browns win. If it goes over 20, then subtract by 20 to determine how many point the Browns win/lose by in the Owl.

Meme from Rapaport.

Repeat of 1980? Oh fuck is Carr gonna get hurt and watch Connor Cook win a sb???

>Eagle Legend Frank Gore signs with the Dolphins
Treat him well, Miami.

Frank Gore to Miami.

Oh fuck

we have his younger carbon copy in Larry Ogunjobi now. he wasn't needed anymore
that's what happens when you're forced to throw 35 times a game as a raw-ass rookie qb by Hue Dunning-Kruger
T H I C C
R
U
N
K
Y

Fuck

>both "oh fuck" posts got dubs
oh fuck

Riley Ferguson

Old Skol and Tin of Old Bay trips when?

>yfw da bears win da superb owl

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>Eagle Legend Frank Gore

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What's the issue? Eagle legend Frank Gore is known as such, since he's an Eagles Legend.

From the thumb it looks like that's a black dude lying on the ground handcuffed next to him.

Possible Tramon Williams back with the packers.

Who would you rather draft?
>The player with the highest IQ
>the player with the biggest cock

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Post your QB memes

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>Eagle legend Frank Gore is known as such, since he's an Eagles Legend.
He's an Eagle legend because he spurned Chip Kelly and went to the Colts?

Those two hours will never be forgotten.

he was absolutely terrible and washed up as early as in 2015, how is he still in the league

Oh fuck

Titans win the owl

>its real
holy shit. just give up. even in the land of retarded haitians and niggardy on the level of 3rd world africa why do you let them make the decisions for you?
whats next for the dolphins?
>draft lamar jackson
>sign dwayne wade as WR
>sign meek mills as DB coach
>turnover chain from da U on loan during home games

I give up. fuck the dolphins. they deserve it. hope they keep tannehill another 4 years.

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How about both?

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You sound autistic to a very high degree. Please consider not posting.

You have him a (You). that's what he wants. If you stop giving him (You)s, he'll have to samefag for those (You)s

Josh Allen

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hue

Mason Rudolph

fug

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There it is!

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you sound like people who think frank gore should be a starting RB in the league and not a pandering WE GOTZ FRANKS GORE NOWZ to dumb niggers like yourselves while not paying an actual young player the same amount with more potential/risk

Man, you need to seek help. You have serious mental problems.

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man frank gore finna break 2k yards and bring one home for da U!

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3277
3377
>77
What did they mean by this?

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>bought RAM on Amazon
>Stuffed LA Rams ram in ghe suggestions

>FA:Manziel has 'strong day' at San Diego Pro Day
O RLY? That's a surprise. Maybe some AAF/XFL team will give him a look-see... next year and/or the year after.

If the dolphins signing Frank Gore makes you this comically angry, I worry for your loved ones when something actually happens. We've been ragging on Bucme for being a school shooter, but you honestly might be more likely to do it.

>The Miami Dolphins signed Frank Gore
>This means that the Dolphins and fans believe he's going to be their workhorse back, and signing him means that he's taking a roster spot from a more deserving player
How are you this retarded?