The great debate

The great debate

Chris hands down.

Evans has been my husbando since Not Another Teen Movie. He's literally perfect.

lol, Pratt's body is so obviously CGI

Hugh Jackedman>>

>Evans tittymonstruosity

Is that shit even real? Also, how can DC even compete with Marvel when all they have is pic related

Fuck Hemsworth Marry Pratt Kill Evans.

This.

>implying any other option exists than to marry Pratt

FAGGOTS GET OFF MY BOARD

fpbp

Yeah he's way older but has a better physique than all of them.

Evans looks better with chest hair tbqh

I'm with this guy FUCK FAGGOTS FUCK DRUMPF

>even Chris Pratt is /fit/
>meanwhile RDJ can get away with being turbo manlet

That's really unfair.

Ha you faggot

Thor is the biggest guy

you marvel fans are gay as fuck

women exist you know

Yes but there aren't any in this website, let alone in this thread that's for damn sure.

Trust me DC is not far behind. The capeshit industry panders to both gays and women.

Pratt because you can tell that he secretly voted for Trump

>made fun of pratt for years because reddit likes him
>find out he is actually a conservative christian
>wtf i love christ pratt now

it's against the rules

>grr harley quinn is so objectified in suicide squad
>literally every single comic movie has some fucking dude shirtless


>even fucking YONDU in guardians of the galaxy 2 is shirtless

+Snyder

is over
3dpd get out

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forgot pic, respect your elders

although evans is second best

Hemsworth has the best body, Pratt is the best Chris.

>Roid bodies

That's repulsive.

How come there's a thread calling Snyder gay for casting jacked dudes but this is completely fine?

because marvel hires women like this and not skeletons

But that's pretty skelly. Also explain pic related

>that's pretty skelly

>amerifats

But you guys think this is repulsivly skinny

>can't resist chimping out whenever

pretty face, but i got tired of lanklet bodies about the time i turned 16

Face
Hemsworth > Evans > Pratt

Body
Hemsworth > Pratt > Evans

Acting (holy fuck this is like picking dog shit from human shit)
Pratt > Evans > Hemsworth (I guess?)

Chris Evans hands down
Is there even a need to go on?

Pratt
Good conservative boy.

There's no debate. The tallest one is the winner.

star-lord was chubby so his transformation was the most impressive tbhq fampai

The man looks handsome either way.
I envy pratt so goddamn much.

Like this?

Evan's face and chest, hemsworth's voice, pratt's thighs - would all make a perfect dude. PS i really wanna bite Pratt's legs and have him break me with them.

Hugh Jackman

>someone just got skinny recently! Take that Marvel! Gadot wins!

DCucks are pathetic

i like em fit-thicc

They're both shit skellys, I'm just saying there seems to be double standards

no debate, OP is hands down homosexual

Evans is probably most replaceable, no one really cares about Thor, so it would have to go to Pratt

I'm a chick fucko

Evans has been in a ton of movies as cap now, how does that make him the most replaceable? People expect that they've already seen. I agree about Thor, and Pratt is the only one to have any personality, in spite of being republican. Nobody's perfect. Except pic related, thread unrelated.

you will never be a hot girl and have a crazy foursome with them all.

>letting that stop you

This famalam.

Yeah just replace cap see how that works out.

I think Chris Evans is the biggest. However Hemsworth has god tier arms.

I think what he's saying is that Evans doesn't really bring anything to the role. You can still have Captain America without him. On the other hand Iron Man would be nothing without RDJ

>Evans
>Hemsworth
>Pratt
>Ruffalo
>Rudd
>Downey Jr
>Renner
>Holland
Who wins in a sex fight?

Post Pratt's thighs please.

...

Her and thanos having sex was nice.

The superior choice, indeed.

Yeah pretty much, just about anyone could have been cap and have done just as good of a job, if not better

I wish ben would get his life back together. He used to be so handsome.

>tfw no sex tape of Chris Hemsworth domming Tom Holland

Nice hair plugs

None of them have any range but Pratt has the most acting talent.

was source found

Evans is a better actor, have you seen him in Snowpiercer? He was incredible.

Chris is the best
Chris is the worst

Don't really know how to feel about Chris though, he's alright.

Yeah, I always found Evans to be a pretty good actor.

fuck pratt marry evans kill hemsworth

This, though I do prefer pre-roided jackman.

>Yeah he's way older
just makes it better

He ain't qualified for this, eh ? (笑´・艸・)

I'll never get to show off my 2 year lifting bod thanks to my gnarly acne scars everywhere. Fuck life.

Chest hair AND beard.

Pratt for marriage, he'd be funny when he's old and fat again.

Evans is not /our guy/

Show your gf/wife
Mine says Pratt is the cutest, Hemsworth is the sexiest.

Virtually all artists are against Trump

Because virtually all artists are massive faggots.

speak for yourself, not my guy either but i don't like you telling me who is or isn't my guy.

this is why you shouldnt have sex

Just watch videos of college volleyball user. You can find this shit all over youtube.

Based Evans easy. The others aren't even close.
You have to go back
_donald

That shouldnt stop you in this thread... jus saying.

indeed

you mean Huge Jackedman?