Be eurofag

>be eurofag
>pay 700 euros a month for shitty one room apartment
>share bus with muslims to get to work
>come home
>post amerimutt memes on int

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>Be amerimutt
>be a non white skitskin
you have to go back pedro

>be american
>get shot

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So, this is the famous american """"banter"""" I have heard so much fuzz about. Really makes you think huh?

>France's Muslim population could quickly grow to close to 15-17 million, but no one can know precisely unless the law prohibiting the official collection of ethnic data is changed.


gatestoneinstitute.org/9964/france-muslim-future

>be american
>buy easter egg on the black market
>get shot by the police

it makes them feel better

>be ameriburgler
>don't even leave house cause too fat
>post b8 threads all day

speisa.com/modules/articles/index.php/item.1097/the-numbers-are-out-swedes-will-be-a-minority-in-few-years.html

>Be eurofag
>use old meme that got old years ago

>be American
>live off foodstamps and autismbux
>call Europeans "commies" because poor people are not left to die

>be american
>can't celebrate easter
>microwave your shoes
>put your eggs in the fridge
>get shot

>be american
>get arrested for tipping offense
>cop shoots you just in case
>thank the officer for his service before dying

>Be american
>Go to the toilet
>Get shot

Can't be outdated if it's still relevant

>Americans have to tip their shooters

>be american
>cop shoots you
>die
>cop sue your family

>be amerimutt
>pay 1000 dollars to have doctor Sheckelstein analyze your DNA

where is that happening in the US fag?

In your mum's basement

>be burgermutt

>be american
>shoot the wind

>be american
>pay 800$/month for your trailer home
>drive 2 hours to work
>drive 2 hours back
>spend another 500$/mo on your car (gas, insurance, loan)
>make 12$/hr with tips
>know you'll never afford higher education

>go online to praise your country for providing equal opportunities

literally a meme life.

you genuinely sound like a typical low class american who works at McDonalds and lives on an unhealthy diet. I hope for your own sake this is some act to gather (You)s.

youtube.com/watch?v=sQB2NjhJHvY

>>pay 700 euros a month for shitty one room apartment

this is about 830, why do flyovers think that's so expensive for a room?

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This woman is british and her story is a bit sad.

This doesn't exist. If you need to share the bus with muslims, you live somewhere that's way more expensive than 700 euros a month. If you can get a one room apartment that cheap, you live far away from any muslim and won't have to share bus.

> be born as American
>leave your tip as tip

>Be american
>Be fat and stupid
>Get shot
>Have to pay $50000 to get to the hospital + 125% tip
>Become bankrupt
>Shart
>Die

>$100/month average wage

At least Americans can become bankrupt, unlike us Europeans who will be debt slaves for the rest of our lives with no way to escape.

>be American

Heh such is life in the north

>be American
>tip the doctor to get the tip snipped
>got shot instead

>Be american
>Oh shit, no money for the education
>be dumb and uneducated faggot
>Oops, no money for the healthcare
>Join the army
>Oh, yes. Healthcare and a bed for night provided.
>Eagle.jpg
>Enjoy being deployed to Afganistan
>Fight for your republican leader's business interests
>Come back
>Enjoy being sent to Iraq
>Oh yeah, freedom to all
>Fight for your republican führer's business interests
>Manage still somehow to come back
>No work
>Enjoy ptsd because you are still just a weak bastard
>Live in the street and find your food from trashes
>Your current republican führer says no for healthcare
>Get shot
>Oops, no insurance
>Fuckme.jpg
>Fight your way to freedom from ambulance
>Still get $45.000 bill from a ambulance company
>Hide in trashcans for private heathcare
>Someone finds you and corporate police will get you to hospital
>Corporate police forces provided by Devosi Blackwater (r)(tm) bills you another $90.000
>Hospital bill $800.000
>Kill yourself for freedomz

So much truth being spoken here, sad story.