>Colbert walks onstage, chirpier than usual
>So... uh... ehmm..
>The racially diversified audience are on the physical edge of their seats in anticipation
>I.. uh... noticed that it's two thousand and seventeen in the year of our lord and saviour and uhh...
>The women are all wetter than Niagara Falls after seeing the smirk on Colberts face
>and... uhh... people still support the Republican Party and Drumpf
>The collective excitement in the room after Colbert cleverly refers to Trump by his ancestral German name rather than his actual English name causes a nuclear alert to pop up on the location of the studio in the Nuclear Radar Screen in the Pentagon, putting the Secretary of Defense on alert
>Public warning systems across the country sound, alerting all citizens of a DEFCON 1 alert
>All white men in the audience ejaculate stronger than they ever have before while all the nonwhite men in the audience are given permanent 18 inch erections
>All homosexuals in the audience open their mouths to holster these erections
>And... Drumpf is...
>All world leaders convene an emergency meeting and ready their nuclear arsenals in case of an impending attack
Colbert walks onstage, chirpier than usual
>... literally ... a Russian puppet for Putin
>All white women immediately give birth to multiracial children without becoming pregnant
>A small Caucasian child seated in the third row of the audience ceases to exist
>Most white men in the audience undergo a chemical skin darkening process
>Colbert pulls a .357 Magnum from his pocket and shoots the remaining white men in the audience in the head
>The multiracial crowd are on the floor at this point in hysterics
>The sound waves from the laughter in the room shatter Colberts glasses, he removes them from his face
>An MPAA member runs towards the camera in an attempt to cut the live feed to the televised audience due to the violence of the situation
>Colbert shoots him in the head before he reaches the camera because he is a straight white male
>As he sees his reflection in the camera, the smile on Colberts face slowly fades and he stares blankly into the camera, he peers down to see that he ejacualted his pants too
>The sound of laughter slowly fades out and Colbert opens his mouth
>Don't forget Drumpf, I'm coming for EVERY white male
>Every. Single. One.
>He smirks one last time
>The only thing my mouth is good for is for being a holster for...
>He loads the .357 Magnum and sticks the barrell in his mouth
>In a muffled voice he says "thhhhss gnnnnn" as he pulls the trigger
>The nuclear alerts immediately disappear worldwide
>A new age of prosperity where members of all races and faiths share their possessions comes into being
>Jimmy Kimmels son lives to be 150 years old and finds the cure to every disease known to man
>Obamacare is enshrined in the US constitution
WOW
Delete this thread right fucking now, you cocksucking faggot gay ass homosexual poof.
beautiful ending
greenkino
Colbertposting is the best thing to happen on Sup Forums mods pls dont delet thread
liberals hate him now for that gay hate joke
KRONALD RIMPHT
>colbert walks on stage
>audience on the edge of their seat, some begin preemptively passing out from excitement
>colbert smirks
>so....Trump this week, I mean...really?
>at once - a cacophony of shrieks and laughter of immeasurable magnitude erupts from the crowd
>colbert chuckles to himself and then points at the camera
>i mean c'mon people - im looking at you, white males
>all the women in the audience immediately begin twerking on the one black guy in the bleachers until the vibrations begin superheating his body to neutron star level temperatures
>the camera zooms in on colberts face
>seriously, do you not realize what year it is?
>the tidal forces resulting from the combination of applause, laughter, and tribal dancing starts to alter the very fabric of time itself
>colberts face begins to bend and contort until it loses any resemblance to its original figure
>the universe as we know it rips and vanishes into sheer darkness, leaving only one cardboard sign from the audience floating indefinitely within the endless abyss
>"it was her turn"
>"Sooooo......"
>audience sits nervously
>short period of absolute dead silence
>AND REMEMBER LÛT, WHEN HE SAID TO HIS PEOPLE: "COMMIT YE THE WORST SIN SUCH AS NONE PRECEDING YOU HAS COMMITTED IN THE 'ÂLAMÎN?
>VERILY, YE PRACTISE YOUR LUSTS ON MEN INSTEAD OF WOMEN. NAY, BUT YE ARE A PEOPLE TRANSGRESSING BEYOND BOUNDS."
>AND THE ANSWER OF HIS PEOPLE WAS ONLY THAT THEY SAID, "DRIVE THEM OUT OF YOUR TOWN, THESE ARE INDEED MEN WHO WANT TO BE PURE OF SINS!"
>THEN ALLAH SAVED HIM AND HIS FAMILY, EXCEPT HIS WIFE; SHE WAS OF THOSE WHO REMAINED BEHIND.
>AND ALLAH RAINED DOWN UPON THEM A RAIN OF BRIMSTONE. THEN SEE WHAT WAS THE END OF THE MUJRIMÎN.
>...
>A minute passes. Cut to entire studio audience, all now fallen down dead from exsanguination of no apparent cause. All homosexuals in the North American continent likewise mysteriously bleed to death simultaneously. Remaining survivors convert to Islam.
>...
>He suddenly flicks his head back and smiles.
>"Stay right there ladies and gentlemen! Coming up is Brad Pitt and Miley Cyrus! Stick around!"
This is OC btw. Feel free to use it as a pasta.
go away
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JIGGLYDIGGLYUMPF
SNURCH?
FUCKING KRUNK
DANA!!!!!!
SO DOORFINELD TRRUUMB
Tell me, was it this bad in 2015 with le current year man? I mean, I like this meme, but you guys are really forcing it.
>Brumpf, please! I was wrong, you have to listen to me! Soros wants us bothEEEEAAAAOOOOORRRRGH
BRONALD HARUMPH!
Damn it feels good to win. How are you feeling, Mr. Colbert?
FASSHEHEST!!! FLLYYYOOVVAAAA I WILLL SUXXQURQUILLATE YOURR LOOOSH, GIVE ME THE LOOOOOSH
>>A small Caucasian child seated in the third row of the audience ceases to exist
only funny part, the rest is Sup Forums cringe garbage
is this a legit meme or are retards just spamming it?
Is this your first exposure to a forced meme newfriend?
Normies are talking about how Colbert is gunna reply to "all the people" that are upset about something he said about Trump voters or something.As you know, it's fabricated controversy much like this meme for the kikes to divide us to distract us from the shady shit they are doing in the economy and government.
Shit ending
Right, it's always somehow the Jews...
Sup Forums is all of the sudden not homophobic?
This shit again?
>pic related: the other day, or every day now
...
Political opportunism and hypocrisy. Standard Sup Forums. Colbert's found success bashing the fuck out of their false prophet. This cannot stand.
DUDE
DONALD
DRUMPF
LMAO