Refball

>raises her flag and invalidates your goal
Wat do?

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Ask her to meet me after the game so we can discuss it over a nice game of hide the sausage

I'd call my Dutch-Moroccan kickboxer bf

Raise my flag as well.

Ask for sex

Call her the daughter of a whore in her native language

wave the world

>"good eye miss, it was offsides"
>make eye contact, wink, smile
>jog back flexing your biceps

have any of you nerds been with a woman?

Bend her over lick her pussy dry from behind like the good boy I am. Then ass lick while I fap myself off afterwards to the memory

>offsides

At least she'd have a funny story to laugh about with her friends later

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>have any of you nerds been with a woman?
Yes I was shopping once with a woman in the same market as me hahaha
I looked at her like this
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>"T-that's not fair"
>"I was too distracted by your beauty"

I'll just date the VAR, so she can overturn that assistant bitch's decision for me

sniff her armpit

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I'd let her catch me offside, if you know what I mean

What is sex with that bitch like?

quiero comer tu concha sudorosa

I would her sexist names, watch the replay after the game and realize she made the right call, and then not apologize.

Fuck her right in the pussy

scream I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND

uuh aah lurps lurps,,, sex pusy fuck,,,,,, sex bätäng ;))

Establish male dominance and rape her in front of everyone.

>Slaps ass
>Good game, ref

VAR

>Dutch-Moroccan
Who?


Dutch mom and nigger father? Disgusting...

probably talking about badr hari. both his parents are moroccan

>not knowing Badr Hari

>JEBEM TI MATER KURVINU

Well, there's like a 90% chance she's right, so I just look dejected and sad at her for a few seconds and then make my way back to my position to defend the free kick.

Probably call her a puta and gesture with my hands

based

Obsessed

I would obviously go full on autistic retard and call her a cunt. Resulting in a red card.

Y-y-y-y-you too.

I raise my flag aswell and we sort this out in the shower room

TSUUUU right in front of her anyway

Respectively ask her to get her tits out for the lads.

I would claim my uefalona rights over her
"If you give any penalty to the other team I won't use lube with you tonight"

I always give refs shit for calling me off regardless of qtness. Except that one qt that called me off and i turned around reasy to go off on the moron linesman, realized it was her, and then y-you too'd her

I would shake her hand autistically like Guardiola in the bundes

>sorry Mr user please dont complain, you were clearly offside
>y-you too

/is that after a black man has fucked her?

kek very underrated

Respect her decision as the designated referee and then politely ask for her number at the end of regulation.

that shit was creepy as fuck

oi lino ur avin a fackin bubble if u fink that woz off, cheating kunt

"Was I fuck offside"
"How much are they paying you"
"Need some glasses ref"
"Bollocks was I"
"THEIR THROW?!"
These are the only words you may say to a linesman

>raises my dick and violates my balls

>no "how long til time liner?"

>hide the sausage
Jokes like these always made me laugh but never got. What exactly do you mean? Are you sticking into her holes and whispering "guess where it is now?" Like, explain joke

>guess where it is now?
that would be hide and seek
they just hide his wiener inside of her and thats it

now thats a way to get more people to watch this boring sport. needs more ass though.

>ass
>t. Tyrone DaQuan Williams

>needs more ass though.
tf
tp

>tee hee where are you gonna hide it user? ;)

Jesus she is absolutely stunning.

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More pics here lads

Smile because she's finally had notice me

i dont wanna remember that

Fuck her right after the game so I can smell all her pheramones from running

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she can't even kick fucking ball
woman should stay in the kitchen

She can kick my balls anytime she wants

go wash the dishes

>disgusting
Ikr,dutch women are disgusting,why would anyone want to fuck oen of those?

I'd raise my flag and invalidate her pussy

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Make her preggo. That will teach the bitch.

That's a ref questions

The only things you may say to the ref are;
"Ref" In different pitches and intonations to say what you mean
"How long left ref" Whenever the ball goes out

awwww she is so cute with her girlish moves :3

god why you made women so cute??????????

1 women >>> 100000 men