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haha france lol edition

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Havent had sex since january

Slags

foal

might have another wank tonight, what do you lot reckon?

Is nottingham university any good? Its my only option for a semester abroad in England

>Shottingham

Nah mate.

>all of these early new threads

Janny.
Nut.

haven't had sex in 6 days

picture is missing britain for some reason xx

>Mums making jokes about me to her friend on the phone

Havent had sex since February

wish I was a girl and a qt Germanboy could fuck me

quick maths

updated

Making jokes about my pathetic son xxx

Conversely I have never met a post 1980 Londoner who wasn't a twat. Different breed of people there. In their own fantasy bubble.

the cameraman lad

7*32-5

haven't had sex in about 4 years

Source?

Havent had sex

I 'm Somali but I pretend to be white and mixed race sometimes (on here) haha

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Is /brit/ an enlightened radical centrist general?

Say no more

Do nofap lad. On day 7 myself and have already acquired superhuman strength and can make women orgasm simply by staring at them

So I'm on the phone to by side ting, and all she's doing is mocking her son. Might drop her for a new model.

havent had sense

I wish you were a girl, too.

*googles "who is Liberal leader of each country"*
"ah cool"
*makes a collage of them*
*doesn't know what any of them stand for but if they're liberals they're based centrists*

alri mo farah how's retirement

Moved out of London a while back

Have assimilated to northern culture I am one of you guys now my great grandad was northern

Tfw no milf ting

did you just assume the cameraxir's gender?

love how /brit/ is filled with foreigners

quite a microcosm of the UK isnt it

>die hard is the best Christmas movie

chadical centrism

i hate being somali nobody wants to be somali

>A LITERAL MUSLIM MAYOR
>TERRORISM IS PART AND PARCEL OF THE LONDON EXPERIENCE
>"MUSLIM ONLY" HOUSING ASSOCIATION

could not fabricate.

London is quite northern in some ways

Loads of greggses whereas in home county towns there are usually none

>home alone is the best Christmas movie

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people hate islam mate, not somalia. act like a normal rational human being instead of an intolerant overly-sensitive theocrat and you're golden.

>Not watching die hard on Christmas Eve every year

Paki

Love how dead /kanker/ is.

Quite a microcosm of how irrelevant the Dutch are

die hard IS the best christmas movie

Bit weird that they're all talking in English to be honest.

Quick maths
14*88+14-88

>most ballsy canadian PM of all time was a french-canadian

makes me think

Batman Returns is a good christmas film

nah mate i'm fairly sure people hate niggers too

...

any /parentsdivorcedatworstpossibletime/ man here?

I guess you're used to foreigners speaking Urdu?

1945

>Trading Places is the best Christmas movie

Haven't had sex since Friday

I'm a little stinky lol

wish the french lad would do one x

any BLACK man?

well?

I don't know what they're speaking.

/here/ turns out my dad liked lads and only came out a good bit later. have to have awkward dinners with him and his bf sometimes desu

hate you
hate you
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literally impossible to find a wool hip-length non-double breasted coat.

really stris the ol' noodle this one

as an anglo from alberta i think our most based PMs have been french canadians

Who's asking?

all me

Neva 'erd uv it.

1188

quebec runs this country

howling

Neutrality is the best way to "win" a war, it is even better than nukes.
Just be that quiet kid that bullys don't mess with but also don't have any friends.

was it autism?

Eyes wide shut is the best christmas film

no because man refers to all genders i.e mankind

kara boga

outstandingly true post, would worship his author

not too bad ay

Fine, fuck off to Notts and get shot, just don't say I didn't warn you.

not when you compare it to living wages

i didnt make that post

Sorry but this post is inconvenient for my neo-maxist no borders, white westerners are evil beliefs sweety.

Parents divorced when I was 20 I was still living at home.

Good because 8 year old me wouldn't have been able to have handled it, bad because at 20 I properly understood what was happening.

we have a new brasilian girl moving into the halls this week lads

hope she is a qt

joyeux noel is best christmas film

Dont get the no-go area thing.

You can go to their tower hamlets, birmingham, rusholme, and nothing will happen?

when are you gonna start liking lads x

how long can DPRK keep this going lads?

hope 'she' has a big brazilian pork sword

but the lefties told me Muslims don't want to take over. they just want to assimilate peacefully.

as long as you adhere to sharia law nothing'll happen

>DPRK

> keep this going
exactly what?

would \my willy to each of your anuses and impregnate your shit sack

poo nigger

Those stats about benefits are wrong

T. Labour market economist

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