>Saturday, 3/24 New England Revolution vs NYCFC, 1:30pm EST FC Dallas vs Portland Timbers, 3:30pm Columbus Crew vs DC United, 6pm NY Red Bulls vs Minnesota United, 7pm Colorado Rapids vs Sporting KC, 9pm Vancouver Whitecaps vs LA Galaxy, 10pm
>even the players themselves know that American mls national team chokers are overrated by doylefags. Im guessing it's because most people are incredulous to Garber's attempt to market shitters like Bradtidore, Morris and most recently Arriola as big for league and national team.
Brandon Parker
inb4 mlssoccer.com writes up another story defending them to the death
The only question I have is whether Bradley realizes how fucking terrible and useless he is and is driven by egotism or whether he has surrounded himself with sycophants the way his dad does and genuinely thinks walking back to retrieve the ball from CBs before passing it to the FB is brilliant play
Luis Sanchez
>early thread in the middle of East vs West fight good call OP
Colton Kelly
Fuck you easternfag
Jason Kelly
eat my ass, flyover
Blake Williams
Flyovers have no dogs in this fight, might as well not exist frankly.
>when will the most conservative part of California add something new Let me ponder on that.
Jordan Campbell
Depends on the context. What is the first tweet replying to?
Kevin Cooper
After the Inland Empire
Justin Hernandez
upcoming meme mid-season friendly
@landondonovan En route to San Jose Excited to get back to the Bay Area, see old friends and play at Avaya on Saturday night :) See you all soon @sjearthquakes 51 retweets, 565 likes
Adam Williams
>yuroboo anti Doyle autist endlessly shitposting in the other thread
Landon Torres
Loo n
Eli Russell
Based
Liam Collins
Loo n Poo
Jaxson Young
Why is the anti mls autist so scared of it becoming a top league soon? Is he Mexican?
Jose Morales
Preciado is right. Landon shouldn't come back. All ninja turtles should be playing in Europe or at the worst case, Mexico. Landon should play in Mexico so he will perform the best for USMNT.
Levi Williams
It's probably somewhere in the middle, but I'm giving the edge to Mike, because Preciado seems like a douche.
Nicholas Ortiz
Poe's law
Jonathan Cooper
Thinking of creating an /mls/ trip/persona, lads.
Wyatt Lee
Bought my first dhgate knockoff jersey today, wish me luck.
Christian Baker
don't
Evan Martin
>midseason
theres only been like 2 games you absolute dolt
Nathan Adams
Zlatan is rightful Union clay, the more MLS fights us the more we become the peoples team
Colton Rivera
Tried that, didn't like it and gave it up a few posts in.
Owen Flores
who the fuck are you even talking about? Every time you retards shit up the threads you make up some new doyle/chicano boogeyman. Just fuck off
Jonathan Anderson
>t. fan of flyover shitpiss """"team""""
Lucas Fisher
Can someone fill me about the 15yo kid signed professionally in the MLS, being the second youngest ever only behind you know who. Is the kid that good?
WRONG the correct answer is fuck Landon and fuck Houston and fuck MLS
thank you for playing
Michael Wright
mid·sea·son >ˈmidsēzən noun >a point partway through a season, especially a season of the year or a sports season. "the lavender flowers bloom in midseason"
>midwest dumb name that doesn't make sense >midscene refers to rougly the middle of a scene >midatlantic Roughly the middle of the Atlantic coast. Maybe a little north if the middle, but the south isn't relevant so I'll allow it. >midland I have no idea what this is. >midrange Refers to the middle of a range, i.e. in basketball, a midrange shot is half way between the basket and the three point line.
Obviously it doesn't have to be exactly half way, down to the second/millimeter/whatever, but it definitely refers to circa the middle.
Nolan Clark
Midwest makes perfect sense you brainlet
John Barnes
Ok, I overreacted a bit, it's not too bad. But still, the term would make more sense if the country ended at the Rockies. I guess the term started being used when we hadn't explored the west yet?
>OCfags butthurt about smelly poors If anything doesn't deserve to be front page news.
Cooper Cruz
>thinking people read newspapers
fuck, MLS is cancer
Sebastian Hernandez
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Hunter Ortiz
>liga mx all over newspapers after getting btfo in ccl truly a cancer league
Luis Roberts
Its actually a fucking outrageous story >vote down all atempts to build affordable housing >working class homeless booms >ban RVs from parking on streets >people being living in massive camps >agree to deal where camps are cleared but a few temporary shelters are built >clear camps and destroy tents >rich neighborhoods refuse to allow temporary shelters
total failure of leadership but also, kill the rich
Grayson Carter
Who you got picked this week sp?
Joshua Hernandez
can you please just let our players retire with dignity
Cameron Clark
>zlatan >dignity
Juan Ward
Fuck off Lucas Mohammad.
Easton Rodriguez
The home teams, as usual.
Christian Hughes
>kill the rich This, unironically
Brody Scott
He's doing your mediocre amateur league a favor, gringofat
Owen Powell
does anyone know anything about this new galaxy signing
Robert Roberts
Who needs dignity when you can get Chinese or American megabuxxxx?
Bentley Turner
Give the chinks some credit, at least they go for players in their mid 20s playing in europe at a high enough level unlike mlels
