Remember guys, never get married

Remember guys, never get married.

JUST

This would never happen if men coukd beat their women.

JUST

that's a terrible pic, he looks like cumberbatch-tier here, why'd he let them take it?

Guy Pearce?

Pretty sure not drinking alcohol or inhaling cannabis smoke to excess would do you better in life, as a rule.

at least never marry a woman that wants to adopt all of africa

>this is supposed to be bad for a 53 year old guy

oh right this board is full of children that think they will never age

most of these people would be lucky to look as good as Brad Pitts 53 day old corpse.

>paying child support for 6 children
he's living the dream of every adult unlike all the children on here, amirite? ;^)

>never marry a succubus
FTFY

also its impossible to look justed when you look like Pitt

>Marriage is not a permanent contract
>can be dissolved at a woman's whim
>she always gets all your shit including your children even if she's insane
>penalties for bastards haven't existed for decades
Not joking here, what is the reason to get married?

he still looks like a greek god for a 53 year old.

the thing is the humongous JUST sadness in his eyes. that is so much it almost transfers to the viewer. you should need to wear special protection to look at this cover.

they had a job to do, and this was the best photograph that they had.

He's a fucking 53 year old man you dummies

He is preparing a film role

so what? Brendan is a fucking 48 year old man.

>Never get married to a roastie slut
FIFY

DUDE SOBRIETY LMAO

Unlike 99% of the fucking cucks on this website, I've abstained without drinking or smoking for prolonged periods and it fucking BLOWS.
Take your republishit ideology and shove it up your ass faggot.
Drugs/alcohol are the only things that make living on this shit-covered planet plausible.

What's the point of marriage? If you're beta and marry so you can have sex it will be pretty shitty sex, you won't get it when you want it and you'll basically run errands for the rest of your life to get pussy, slavery basically. If on the other hand you can get girls anytime you want then why marry one of them? It's a catch 22

>men are so impotent they cannot even beat women

men are the true cuck of the sexes