Brit/pol/ - Penshaw Edition

>Chancellor may 'reset' economic policy in Autumn Statement
bbc.co.uk/news/business-36864099

S P E C T A T O R

>That Brexit apocalypse? It just isn’t happening
spectator.co.uk/2016/07/that-brexit-apocalypse-it-just-isnt-happening/

>The moral case against Jeremy Corbyn by Nick ((Cohen))
blogs.spectator.co.uk/2016/07/moral-case-jeremy-corbyn/

C L I P S

>Nigel Farage
youtube.com/watch?v=Gek__doCZFQ
youtube.com/watch?v=G_AJkwOKjKo
youtube.com/watch?v=quq8QWPwMPE
youtube.com/watch?v=--6eA5IcjwE

>Theresa May
youtube.com/watch?v=-YHvzyfx5j8
youtube.com/watch?v=rtvuiy8p1-I
>Jeremy Corbyn
youtube.com/watch?v=3cTZb0zScwE

T H I S . W E E K S . N E W S

>EU migrants may face 'right to stay' curbs - David Davis
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-36819532

>Westminster voting-intention
twitter.com/britainelects/status/755750259263938561

>Second Scottish Independence referendum ruled out
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/07/15/no-appetite-for-second-independence-referendum-warns-scottish-se/

>Britain gives up EU presidency
independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/uk-gives-up-presidency-of-eu-council-to-focus-on-brexit-negotiations-a7145801.html

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9st for Samantha Cameron's banging sister

nth for shutting down the atoms will save the world by making weapons useless

Reminder that William of Normandy was a Blairite.

First for nigel

nth for the north

nth for rooty double ton

>You will never dissolve parliament and resume control of the nation, ethnically cleansing the United Kingdom and commanding the army to take back the Empire before coming home to her and blowing your load over her beautiful face

Why lads, fucking why

I spilled a glass of milk last week. I thought I cleaned it really well, but apparently not. I've got this weird agricultural smell in my room now.

Kill me, or alternately give me tips for dealing with this shit.

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FUCK OFF FUCKING BLAIRITES

Really wish I didn't start the Blairite meme now desu

>You will never meet her in the airport while she's rushing to some interview in New York
>You will never convince her to get coffee with you in the airport lounge while her flight is delayed
>You will never finger her while trying to keep her dress clean in the airport toilets
>You will never see her clean herself off and try not to look embarressed while slying giving you her number for next time

why live

same as everything. repeatedly wash with hot water and detergent.

Lads what is the absolute comfiest accent in the UK and why is it this one?
youtube.com/watch?v=3aA2TBrIEc4

Is this shit a meme now just to wind YKTD up?

Why did Dave choose the wrong one?
I was just messing around mate I'm not actually YKTD.

FUCK OFF FUCKING BLAIRITES

>You have no power here

she's not even fit

Post more of sam cams sis

>you will never go fishing with are nige

That's her sister?

youtube.com/watch?v=f1CB-D1TtXc

this is the president of croatia

I never thought I'd see anybody who even knew what penshaw was on Sup Forums of all places.

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Campbell is less obnoxious than Mandleson tbph

>A device which can shut down atoms
This would basically be a neutron bomb, killing all life but leaving infrastructure intact.

I'm sure the people working on the Manhattan Project thought they were doing it for the greater good, too.

I'd fuck her, if you know what I mean.

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Sell up. No solution now. Hide the smell with an air freshener for viewings.

I bet Peter Hitchens is the kind of bloke who when a kid kicks a football into his garden, he bursts it and mumbles about Blairites instead of giving it back.

>there are people in this thread who've never had a pint with are nige.
How have you guys not killed yourselves yet?

BLOKEISH
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Duchessposting approved

fug wheres my dishrag.

On second thought I'll just burn out the property.

Do you have a wooden floor?

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nice set of policies

Damn that's a fat pussy.

>Not respecting property rights

>You will never share your first pint with are nige

Your right why even live.

Fucking kek

>implying native British children play outside anymore instead of masturbating and going on games consoles

This is your daily reminder that going through orthodontic treatment (braces) can completely change someones facial structure for the worse and hide their true genetic potential

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Is that a shop? That's disgusting to the point you'd pull your trousers up and go home for the night no matter how many you've had.

you have to scrub also. Hot soapy water, soak the area, scrub, then soak again, let dry, then smell test. If it smells do it again.

source: I have a child

>This triggers the French

If you are born an Anglo, have you won the lottery in life?

Hi Sargon!

I don't partake of wicked poisons

Samcams sister looks like Robin Tunney after 10 hard years of meth.

yes

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The REAL eternal Anglo

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Prediction
Brexit will destroy the Tory party
And Corbyn will gain power
The country will change completely
And by 2050 the UK will be the first fully communist western country, the biggest world power, and the first to colonise another planet

You head it here first lads

>corbyn
>being electable to the majority of the british people
Pick one and only one

>le 'Labour and Tories aren't fundamentally the same' meme
>image.jpg

Don't be on the wrong side of history here

MARION

>just finished
>not 'out of'

This is why the left is shit, they can't meme properly

It went onto the leather couch I think that's the issue, it kind of soaked in.

Going to have to do this

You can try to fight it
But socialism is inevitable desu
Only the old and the retard chavs are holding us back

Cecil Rhodes kind of scares me Tbh, he looks like someone you really wouldn't want to screw with.

>and I out of my falafel

Doesn't make sense lad

>socialism is inevitable

Hahahahahha. I bet you are a Bernie fan. Protip, look at Venezuala, and Brexit. Socialism is failing and all the socialists in this country are already eligible to vote, they just aren't. Your silly socialist revolt is fantasy. If it were real, it would already have happened.

And I'm all out of falafel is what he's trying to get at.

>Corbryn will get power
NEVER
EVER

aye lad.

I never knew for years that duke nukem got that line from they live. Great fuckin 80s movie.

Kek. You need to scrub the couch, lad.

Kind of reminds me of this guy

sounds like a euphemism

The one big mistake that nags me about They Live is that they think that an alien race looking to subvert humanity and turn them into mindless consumers would encourage them to marry and have children rather than live lives of degeneracy, but I guess considering the director is Corbyn-tier it wasn't too bad

John Carpenter is a fucking BLAIRITE

Also Theodore Roosevelt

Actually i've heard that before, you see last week I visited a mental asylum and talked to some of the people there.

Was he a Blairite?

SamCam's Sister > Duchess of Cambridge > Frenchie Trash Whore

>Was he a Blairite?
He was the original Blairite.

did he breathe air?

FUCKING BLAIRITE

>SamCam's Sister > Duchess of Cambridge > Frenchie Trash Whore

Fucking retard. The Duchess makes SamCam's sister look Scottish.

I hate that cunt and every other YouTube "celebrity".

But SamCam's sister looks like a milf Rooney Mara.

Adam was the original Blairite.

I never really got why he has so many subscribers. His content is very underwhelming.

You gotta be fucking kidding

>Adam was the original Blairite.
That red pill is too hard to swallow

Why does Sup Forums fear this man?

ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT

Pick some more low hanging fruit Sargon.

Because 'anti-feminism' gained traction with normies. It was an easy sell. Not that they did anything with it.

Hemmingway?

I actually like Sargon and his videos. I can't be the only one on Sup Forums, right?

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