DRUMPF FUCK YOU REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

DRUMPF FUCK YOU REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>stephen "fuck donald drumpf and all homosexual faggits" colbert
2edgy for me

Nothing like the smell of mad triggered Sup Forumstards in the morning. Keep up the good work, Colbert.
By the way, how is that try-hard movement to fire him going? Hahahahahahahaha

ALL DROLST HOLSTERS MUST HANG

DROMPF
YOO WOLL POI

>tries to gloat with stolen memes because the left is so boring and unfunny when it comes to banter

figures.

Why does he hate gays so much bros?

...

GROMF BLOWN THE FUCK OUT

>You can't grasp the true form of Colbert's joke!
Drumpf, Drumpf, Drumpf, Drumpf, Drumpf, Drumpf, Drumpf, Drumpf, Drumpf, Drumpf, Drumpf, Drumpf,
Drumpf, Drumpf, Drumpf, Drumpf, Drumpf, Drumpf, Drumpf, Drumpf, Drumpf, Drumpf, Drumpf, Drumpf,
Drumpf, Drumpf, Drumpf, Drumpf, Drumpf, Drumpf, Drumpf, Drumpf, Drumpf, Drumpf, Drumpf, Drumpf,

>there is probably some young teenager out there than has come across these threads and no whas nightmares about colbert

>Colbert walks onstage, smuger than usual
>The racially diversified audience are on the physical edge of their seats in anticipation
>"So, I noticed that it's two thousand and seventeen in the year of our lord and saviour and uhh..."
>The women are all wetter than Niagara Falls after seeing the smirk on Colberts face
>"and... uhh... people still support the Republican Party and Zrumpf"
>Public warning systems across the country sound, alerting all citizens of a DEFCON 1 alert
>All white men in the audience ejaculate stronger than they ever have before while all the nonwhite men in the audience are given permanent 18 inch erections
>All homosexuals in the audience open their mouths to holster these erections
>"And... Zrumpf" is...
>All world leaders convene an emergency meetings
>"I mean, really?"
>At once - a cacophony of shrieks and laughter of immeasurable magnitude erupts from the crowd
>"I mean c'mon people - I'm looking at you, white males!"
>All the women in the audience immediately begin twerking on the nearest black guy until the vibrations begin super-heating his body to neutron star level temperatures
>The camera zooms in on Colbert's face
>"Seriously, do you not realize what year it is?"
>The tidal forces resulting from the combination of applause, laughter, and tribal dancing starts to alter the very fabric of time itself
>Colbert's face begins to bend and contort until it loses any resemblance to its original figure
>The universe as we know it rips and vanishes into sheer darkness, leaving only one cardboard sign from the audience floating indefinitely within the endless abyss
>"It was her turn!"

Notorious alt right news organization is taking him on

...

>"So..."
>audience sits nervously
>short period of absolute dead silence
>AND REMEMBER LÛT, WHEN HE SAID TO HIS PEOPLE: "COMMIT YE THE WORST SIN SUCH AS NONE PRECEDING YOU HAS COMMITTED IN THE 'ÂLAMÎN?
>VERILY, YE PRACTISE YOUR LUSTS ON MEN INSTEAD OF WOMEN. NAY, BUT YE ARE A PEOPLE TRANSGRESSING BEYOND BOUNDS."
>AND THE ANSWER OF HIS PEOPLE WAS ONLY THAT THEY SAID, "DRIVE THEM OUT OF YOUR TOWN, THESE ARE INDEED MEN WHO WANT TO BE PURE OF SINS!"
>THEN ALLAH SAVED HIM AND HIS FAMILY, EXCEPT HIS WIFE; SHE WAS OF THOSE WHO REMAINED BEHIND.
>AND ALLAH RAINED DOWN UPON THEM A RAIN OF BRIMSTONE. THEN SEE WHAT WAS THE END OF THE MUJRIMÎN.
>...
>A minute passes. Cut to entire studio audience, all now fallen down dead from exsanguination of no apparent cause. All homosexuals in the North American continent likewise mysteriously bleed to death simultaneously. Remaining survivors convert to Islam.
>...
>He suddenly flicks his head back and smiles.
>"Stay right there ladies and gentlemen! Coming up is Brad Pitt and Miley Cyrus! Stick around!"

>no whas

About your spelling too.

DOLLABARF DUMPF IZZ GAYYY!

Holy shit I needed that.

Hi pol

>they're eating each other
this is pretty comfy

All according to plan. Left weakens it's argument against hate speech and more left infighting.

4D cockholstering

Kek

greetings m'reddit

HA HA IT'S SO FUNNY THAT YOU POL POOS ARE TRIGGERED!

GWOMPFTARDS DESTROYED

Look at these triggered alt right idiots

vox.com/identities/2017/5/2/15515066/stephen-colbert-trump-putin-homophobia-late-show

Salamander, you sound offended sticky bun.

I hate when I go down to look at the comments and there are no comments. Do people actually read this schlock?

>colbert walks on stage
>audience applauds
>Heh oh, yeah, sure, yeah hehe.. uh..
>audience quiets down
>So uh, heh, uh... so, yeah...
>puts hands in pockets
>Hmmm, uhh..
>paces towards camera
>Yeah... so... umm...
>a slight growing hum can be heard from the crowd
>... Donald.......
>the audience collectively prepares themselves with such force that it sucks all air out of the room, producing an environment similar to the vacuum of space
>colbert licks his lips slowly, the saliva immediately boiling due to the difference in pressure
>a few people begin to experience dangerous side effects, some go unconscious
>colbert, unphased, closes his eyes in dismay as he prepares to speak once again
>... Trump.
>the audience's collective groaning sigh causes the room to rumble and the building's foundations to sway
>dust drops from the ceiling as the rumbling continues, light fixtures drop to the floor and shatter
>the shards of glass shoot out towards the crowd, killing several people instantly and leaving some with gaping wounds
>a large glass of water on a stand drops to the floor near a broken light, extending the current
>one of the stage crew accidentally slips and lands in the puddle, taking several thousand volts into his body and frying his brain
>the rumbling ceases immediately
>colbert smirks
>I mean, really?
>the audience laughs as the dead crewman's body catches on fire in the background

HEREEEEEEE'S STEVIE!

Stephen "Burn the fags, cook them rare." Colbert

I-it is beautiful

Stephen "a mag for every fag" Colbert

Based Zack the Kíno Bog Snyder already overseen this situation.
Pic proves that there's nothing wrong for agreeing with shitlibs for the wrong reasons to take down this Stephen "so Zhrompdf" Colbert. He basically played himself and we just congratulate him with it.

Hahaha
Nice

Kek