Depp is of mostly English ancestry, with some ancestors from elsewhere in Europe...He is also of 3/2048 African descent

>Depp is of mostly English ancestry, with some ancestors from elsewhere in Europe...He is also of 3/2048 African descent
>Oh, you're black? Wow, I'm 3/2048ths black!

Why are Americans like this?

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Glad you opened with that johnny depp tidbit otherwise this would be off topic bullshit.

Fuck off.

mad

because american don't have culture, so they look at their """""heritage""""" to feel validated

>>op is too yuropoor to have his dna sequenced and is totes jelly

kek

No really, actors in particular are notorious for being all "I think I have a bit of injun in me so I can play this role" or "I'm 1/16th Irish, Tiocfaidh ar la!" Is it to make themselves more marketable to Europe?

>As a man I've always felt Irish, as an actor I've always felt Jewish.

Literally what did he mean by this?

why does he insist on that earring? he has to know it looks horrible

He got it during his midlife crisis

how recent is this picture?

i thought he JUST'd recently and he actually looks good here?

He looks like a fucking wallet there

>of 3/2048 African descent
That cerainly explains a lot. Kids, never ever get nig genes, it'll ruin your life.

it's his wee hing lad

>being so insecure you have to make fun of an a-list actor's appearance who has no idea you even exist
kek ya just got BTFO

Are americans really so insecure about their body that they need shower curtains?

>being so insecure you'll rush to the defense of an a-list actor who doesn't know you exist when he's insulted by someone who he has no idea exists

sorry kiddo i didnt want to do it but you just got BTFO ;)

Americans seem so proud about whatever tenuous links they have to other countries.
>"Oh you're Scottish? I'm 1/45th!"
Sure you are, git tae fuck. I'm 1/30th French but that means piss all.

Because they don't have a reinforced sense of identity by being removed from the 'old world'. There's nothing wrong with being into your ancestry or whatever.

Now that you mentioned it, this is like those video game shills from casino websites forcing their links into "video game articles". It's borderline insane.

>Black hair
>Brown eyes
>English ancestry

More like Spanish or Italian

Because they never want to accept that they're a: the overdogs, and b: simply a more successful offshoot of the British Empire, with an identical modus operandi and line in self-regarding bullshit.

>He is also of 3/2048 African descent
how the fuck do you even determine that?

well, 60% of america is Irish
apparently

>60% of America's great-great-great grandparents were Irish

They're American, no matter how badly they want to collect a bunch of European nationalities

>born in America
>speak only English
>have never left the country

Yeah man I'm Italian bada bing bada boom!

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muh heritage

And they never think about why their parents never bothered to teach them Italian. That maybe living in the present is better.