Summer edition
/brit/
tomorrow I'm going to ask a girl out
good thread
I’ve forced 190 to run away scared and stop posting so many times I can’t even be bothered anymore, I save my banter for /brit/ big ballers like beto and Alan
researchgate.net
some really vague research shit. seems like he just chats shit, adds a few hyperlinks together and gets paid for it. one of his projects is called "operational research on football". Convinced it's just an excuse for alan to fuck about and watch footy while at work.
Business idea: Post Alan Partridge in this thread
keep us updated
no friends and no gf
not sure what the point of even trying anymore is
the guy knows how to live life
just picked up some peng hash that bubbled a bit when i heated it
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Went to Doctors today and they had Gangsters paradise and Just like a Pill playing, where she constantly says "you're making me ill"
Wonder what was the reason for that hmmmmmmmmmm
may drive to the shop to buy candy. that might cheer me up.
Went to Doctors today and they had Gangsters paradise and Just like a Pill playing, where she constantly says "you're making me ill"
Wonder what was the reason for that hmmmmmmmmmm
Sometimes I wait for the train and think about jumping in front because of the thought that I will never even meet Summer
Sometimes I wait for the train and think about jumping in front because of the thought that I will never even meet Summer
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feel like i keep reading the same posts over and over
feel like i keep reading the same posts over and over
anyone else had experince with going to festivals and everyone shouting this? happened at loads of festivals around 2013 2014. fucking loads of people just wandering about pissed shouting DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN by the tents, and throughout the festival.
What kind of name is Dehouche
do you think the Thai see nassim as white?
proto gf corrected me when i said we're dating and said we're talking, says she watches porn, and is hanging out with her male best friend tomorrow instead of hanging out with me
anyone else had experince with going to festivals and everyone shouting this? happened at loads of festivals around 2013 2014. fucking loads of people just wandering about pissed shouting DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN by the tents, and throughout the festival.
ah, you posted this in the previous thread, thats why
Miss Alan. Haven't seen him post here in a bit.
Don't Malaysians worship Arabs as a superior race? Wonder if the Thai like Arabs too...
Dr. Douche
absolute STATE of the shitskin manlet
[image]
what a mess mainstream–dancemusic became to produce a shit like that compared to the original base.
youtube.com
twat, I was heading out its doors for final time ~when it was released.
toil on the morrow
I need more Alan photos
>twat, I was heading out its doors for final time ~when it was released.
baffled by this reply
>head is sore
it's over for me
tummy is sore because i'm on my period :S
sorry i wont pull your hair so hard next time haha x
twitter.com
chuckled at this
Any Christians know what level of intimacy is acceptable? Dating a Catholic girl who has sex off the table, but don't know how far to push it when in bed together.
Will she still suck me off? Will I get to coom?
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Not gay but sort of want to fuck a twink
Anime poof
bender
need an american bf to fill my twink arse full of hot frothing cum
7 hours until work and i'm bored lads
ideas?
Taken from alan's twitter bio:
Doer of dogs. Eater of cock. Taker of cock.
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desu you can sin but you have to confess your sins afterwards and do penance
Doer of things. Eater of food. Taker of naps.
Sorry, but that's a girl
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soy boy
fuck off gay runts
Cuntish janitor pull'd this thread before I finish'd.
Perhaps I was too harsh, anyone
alan's losing his hair because of his consumption of EA foods based rich in soy
don't know why I'm here or why I was born
What's your type?
Not sure he's heard you, try again lad
The Canadian Dilemma
Me at the very bottom
give these a try and report back x
Is there like a limit though? I don't know if she'll even sin at first, even if she can confess after. Like we'll be staying in a mountain lodge together for a weekend so of course when we're kissing in bed I'll want to shove a hand down her pants or try to feel her up a bit.
umm...no sweetie. xx
hmm
You're such a dumb shit if you don't know operations research
currently finding God and leaning towards Mormonism or mennonite
Map showing some of the buildings in #Bangkok that have a European heritage. Sadly only the French Embassy organizes European Heritage Days
kuffar runt NEVER EVER reply to me again
The sad thing is I know a Sweden from here who told me he's kind of like this.
Could be him, but I don't think he had a Sis. I try keeping in touch with him every now and again
Would quite like an Israeli gf
got called a racist at the multiculturalism re-education center today
big fan of pasta
tell us what happened lad
business idea: pilgrimage to Mecca with the /brit/ lads (after toil)
got asked a question on question time
"She" sounds like an degenerate whore.
She's clearly not into you, she never will. Cut your losses and move on. Don't be a cuck
legs are the thinking man's preference
Post which one you eat
I'm a big fan of Beans.
GOOD lad
made spaghetti with chicken veg and alfredo tonight
alri emotory
reading a bit about Herodotus
quite an interesting bloke in a really boring way
friends with a giga nerdy-stacey
ama
>my face when I sharted in my pants whilst sitting on recliner.
My roomate im huge bros with (actually my mom) got me some chicken curry
Am I going to smell like shit if I eat it all?
find it odd that the yanks itt don't blog post much
its hard to know what theyre about
yanks itt do you work? study? do anything?
unironically starting to find lasses feet attractive
Do you have a specific brand of Spaghetti you like
I've never been too into pasta but I sort of want to start eating more. Don't really know how to add flavour to it though, I can't make shit all unless you want me to add cheese to chips.
Want thighs to touch my cheeks unironically.
toil on the morrow(retail)
study(the Quran)
no hobbies
Why do you wish to know?
the watch BLACKED.com and praise the BBC (british broadcastinc corp.)
Disgrace.
pasta ain't good for you.
any refined, processed grains strips away most of the nutrients
eat oats with fruit and nuts
just dont do the full on sex
no I won't
fair
Working retail to save up enough to move out and go to trade school
you need to add butter
you need to make good sauce
you need to add cheese
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